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This movie opens with three naked witches mixing a brew with eye of newt and the such. A man named Macbeth meets them, and they tell him he shall be very prosperous once he moves to the Dakota Building.
Macbeth and his wife move into the Dakota Building in New York City. They have two old neighbors who are very nosey and constantly getting into their business but soon, Macbeth finds himself drawn to them. The old couple are part of a fan club... the Roman Polanski fan club... infact, everyone in the building is a Roman Polanski fanatic. The club consists mainly of old men and young girls. Lady Macbeth has no interest in joining such a fan club.
One day, she comes home from grocery shopping, to find Macbeth in bed w/a young girl. She starts screaming and carrying on. Macbeth then says he wants to become a major Hollywood producer and to do so, he has to sleep w/lots of girls a third his age. Lady Macbeth leaves him. She decides she will move to France.
There, she gets a copy of a book that can conjure the Devil. She goes on a vacation to Spain and picks up yet another copy of the same book. She decides it's time to go home and take her revenge...
the Roman Polanski fan club has a new President... Michael Douglas who's left what's-her-name and is now engaged to one of the Olsen Twins. Lady Macbeth crashes one of the group's meetings and conjures Satan hoping Satan will destroy these people. And Satan turns out to be... Judge Judy in her feature film debut!!!! She makes fun of the men but dismisses their behavior as typical male and suddenly turns on Lady Macbeth. "You! Beauty fades, dumb is forever! GHranted, you never had looks or smarts, Lady Macbeth. Why did you ever marry this loser? You expected better from someone like him? You are pathetic and make me ashamed to be a woman sometimesd. You make me spin my head around three times and vomit pea soup, you stupid weakling!"
Judge Judy then bites off Lady Macbeth's head, and the Roman Polanski fan club invites Satan to be their new leader. Of course, they have to kill Michael Douglas. They quickly hack him to death with knives and have him and Lady Macbeth's headless corpse for dinner. Satan goes bowling using Lady Macbeth's head for a bowling ball with her assistant, Martha Stewart... who thinks the use of the head a s a ball shows wonderful imagination and craftiness. The end.
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