12/20/01: Golden Globe nominations announced...

Posted By: Slater


http://www.hfpa.org/nominations2002.html

Quick recap:

THANK GOD THERE'S STILL SOME SANITY LEFT IN THIS CRAZY WORLD AWARD: "Lord of the Rings" nominated for Best Picture, Best Direct, Best Original Score, and Best Original Song.

ARE YOU PEOPLE FUCKING STUPID? AWARD: No nominations for Ian McKellan. Jesus wept.

THEY DID IT *AGAIN*? AWARD: "Buffy" and "Angel"--snubbed again. Assclowns.

MAYBE NOW IT'LL GET A SECOND SEASON AWARD: "24" rocks.

PROOF THAT GOD IS EITHER DEAD OR STUPID AWARD: Akiva Goldsman, the worst writer in the history of cinema, is nominated for Best Original Screenplay. Those clinking sounds you hear are the icicles hanging off my balls, because Kansas has officially frozen over.

"OKAY, THAT SETTLES IT--GOD IS DEAD" AWARD: "Shrek" and "LEGALLY FUCKING BLONDE" nominated for Best Comedy. "Monsters Inc" ignored.

Man, I hate the Golden Globes...


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