06/13/03: Zieg Heil! Vhere are your paaa-pers???

Posted By: MonkeyKing


1] What seems to be your favorite African animal?

Um...the monkey. Duh.

2] Okay, the above question was rather insipid. Now for this question: What would you do if you suddenly inherited an entire African country? (all right, a crazy premise)

I would lease it to Disney to turn into a theme park (Disney's African Adventure?) and retire on the proceeds.

3] What did you think of all Tarzan movies, all the way from b/w to current color versions, including the Disney version?

I grew up on the Johnny Weissmuller ones; the others suck.

4] Do you remember any African made movies? if so, what did you think? Do not worry about spoilers: there will be spoilers.

You mean made by Africans? How about 'the Gods Must be Crazy'? That was pretty good...

5] Other than those Tarzan flicks, what seemed to be a best African themed movie? 'African Queen'? What?

Outbreak. I still chuckle over the idea of Dustin Hoffman as an 'action hero'...

6] What seemed to be the worst African themed movie? Do not answer if you are still trying to repress memories of that movie.

"Solomon's Mines"....ooooh the horrors....

7] Do you think that the Zulus may have been formidable warriors? I realize that those British weapons finally did in those Zulus.

Typical 'hood nasties - better sticks than most.

8] The end of your journey into the darkest Africa. Thank you for flying Crankyland Airline and using Crankyland African Tours. Hope your souvenirs can pass the customs.

Y'mean like this here Eee-bola I picked up?


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