06/17/03: Holy Poll-y Batman!

Posted By: mojo


1] What seems to be your favorite African animal?

:It seems to be the cape buffalo--they have killed more hunters than any other safari animal, plus they smoke cigarettes.

2] Okay, the above question was rather insipid. Now for this question: What would you do if you suddenly inherited an entire African country? (all right, a crazy premise)

:My name is Sumati Ajumba, and I have a business opportunity for you. Someone has directed me to you. I am the prince of Ghana and have a trust fund .... ;)

2] a] Would you become a despot? Would you become an enlightened ruler? What?

:I'd open a Home Despot

3] What did you think of all Tarzan movies, all the way from b/w to current color versions, including the Disney version?

:AAAARRGGHHHHAAAAAAARGFGHH!!!!!! (jungle crashes as all animals come a'runnin' to the call)

4] Do you remember any African made movies? if so, what did you think? Do not worry about spoilers: there will be spoilers.

:Wasn't Ebony Anal Stars vol.2 made in Africa? If so, that's my favorite.

5] Other than those Tarzan flicks, what seemed to be a best African themed movie? 'African Queen'? What?

:It seemed to be Crocodile Dundee 3 in L.A.

6] What seemed to be the worst African themed movie? Do not answer if you are still trying to repress memories of that movie.

:Ghostbusters--didn't hold true to the African theme in the original novel.

7] Do you think that the Zulus may have been formidible warriors? I realize that those British weapons finally did in those Zulus.

:They may have been formidalbe to all other rock-throwing tribes, but a bullet can usually take two down in one shot.


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