06/18/03: Poll Answers

Posted By: The_Innocent_Bystander


Greetings all...

I am answering my own poll...

1] What seems to be your favorite African animal?

I think lions, jackals, hyenas and cheetahs are my favorites.

2] Okay, the above question was rather insipid. Now for this question: What would you do if you suddenly inherited an entire African country? (all right, a crazy premise)

Turn my country into the world's largest arms market with plenty of native labor and special sales tax on all the weapons and systems being sold. Also hotel taxes and other economic activities. Also, I may try to have Disney or Six Flags build an amusement park, to keep dealers and their families entertained.

2] a] Would you become a despot? Would you become an enlightened ruler? What?

An enlightened despot.

3] What did you think of all Tarzan movies, all the way from b/w to current color versions, including the Disney version?

Dunno...thought they all were boring.

4] Do you remember any African made movies? if so, what did you think? Do not worry about spoilers: there will be spoilers.

'Gods Must Be Crazy' seems to be the only African made I saw, but that movie is quite entertaining.

5] Other than those Tarzan flicks, what seemed to be a best African themed movie? 'African Queen'? What?

Dunno... I cannot think of any...

6] What seemed to be the worst African themed movie? Do not answer if you are still trying to repress memories of that movie.

Cannot think of one. Sorry.

7] Do you think that the Zulus may have been formidible warriors? I realize that those British weapons finally did in those Zulus.

I heard stories, so I asked the question.

8] The end of your journey into the darkest Africa. Thank you for flying Crankyland Airline and using Crankyland African Tours. Hope your souvenirs can pass the customs.

You're welcome. I think there is a guy over there who has a vial of Ebola virus...can I get one, too?

The Innocent Bystander


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