1) rate the following on a scale of 1 to 10:
chasey lain - 9. Ultra hot, but a bit unexpressive.
jenteal - 6. No rack.
jeanna fine - 8. Nice rack, very filthy mouth (I love that!)
stacy valentine - 7. Nice body, not too distinctive.
jenna jameson - 8. Classic hottie.
inari vachs - 4. prepubescent genitalia. Zzzzzzz.
kobe tai - 7. Not too shabby.
2) bukkake: gratifying or grossifying?
grossifying.
3) if you could be part of a gangbang, which three porno stars would you want to be in with?
Raylene, Ruby and Chasey Lain
4) does the idea of porn offend you?
Take a guess.
5) guess the number of gigs i have on my hard drive. closest one gets a jeallybean mailed to 'em.
I don't like jellybeans.
6) are you surprised that ron jeremy's stomach hasn't left bruises on many porn queens?
The hedghog scares me.
7) on the subject of ron jeremy, what do you think of his countdown? novel or egotistical?
Gross. The man is a hairy amphibian.
8) houston 600: gratifying or grossifying?
One chick, six hundred guys. That ain't gonna cut.
9) what's one porn star that has an ugly face but a great body? what's one porn star that has an awful body but a beautiful face?
Can't think of any right now.
10) what's your favorite thing to see in porno?
hot oil girl on girl action.
11) which porn star would you think gives the best head?
Chloe.
12) which porn star would you think gives the worst?
Janine (Ha!)
13) what two porn stars would you like to see in a lesbian matchup?
Raylene and Nikki Tyler.
14) would you pay to see peter north and ron jeremy engage in a homo romp? if not, then why would you pay to see two girls engage in a homo romp?
If you can't figure it out on your own, I'm not going to waste time explaining it to you.
15) which porn star could be a credible mainstream actress?
Jenna Jameson. Did you see Firestorm? That girl's got range!
16) what's the most embarassing cameo by a porn star in a mainstream movie?
Nina Hartley in Boogie Nights.
17) what's the most original plot you've ever seen in a porno?
I usually fast forward through all that 'plot' jibber jabber.
18) which is contributing more to the downfall of our civilization: jerry springer or porno?
Neither.
19) do you think porno is rape to the mind?
No.
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