These are some new terms and words someone sent me in an email recently:
Bone of Contention:
A hard-on that causes an argument. e.g. one that arises
when a man is watching Olympic beach volleyball on TV with
his girlfriend.
Aussie Kiss:
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
Cliterature:
1-handed reading material.
Crappuccino:
The particularly frothy type of diarrhoea that you get when
abroad.
Flogging On:
Surfing the Internet for some left-handed websites.
Free the Tadpoles:
Liberate the residents of Wank Tanks.
Frigmarole:
Unnecessarily time-consuming foreplay.
FuckShitFuckShitFuckShit:
The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too
high a speed.
Going For a McShit:
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying
food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a
pimply staff member,your declaration to them that you'll
buy their food afterwards is a McShit With Lies.
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