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Ocean's 13 Caption Contest
Winner: Cannon_Fodder
"How many movie stars does it take to change a light bulb?"
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
Winner's Page
Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- I didn't see the other crystalline post...... Dr_Rizzo
- Not really funny at all Pr0cession
- Perched on Mr. Nonsense's shoulders, Cannon Fodder nabs the winning caption fellow_consumer
- The kitchen at Li Ho Fook's was small, but world-renowned. michael3b
- "Dude, that's a great hiding place for pornography" Dr_Rizzo
- Where's the token Black guy? Bobo
- Frank Lloyd Wrong. Bobo
- "Bad news. This isn't The Watergate." michael3b
- Ceilings, nothing more than ceilings... gumby
- Republicans ditch Bush's dinner party while he visits the restroom. Scumby
- The search continues for babes in the typically gay-themed Ocean movies. DisappointedAgain
- You put your head in, you put your head out, you put your head in and you dlew919
- Damon then hung from the ceiling grips, and ate the skittles as they fell. nickumoh
- A little more to the right and the room should be straight> beatmaid
- I found the missing pieces of the backs of our chairs beatmaid
- caption entry beatmaid
- The Crystalline Entity prepares to attack the unsuspecting away team Dr_Rizzo
- The "George Clooney's farts smell like roses" experiment went awry, as... vectorzero
- Cube 2: Hyperclueless TooCool13
- Ocean's 14: The Casinos of Narnia stationkj
- It takes 2 to make a thing go right but it takes 13 to make it out of sight nickumoh
- The Untalented Mr. Ripley nickumoh
- Thorough though they were, the Red Death would not be denied entry. michael3b
- Elton John always sends in the sweep team before checking in. michael3b
- Queer Eye puts the final touches on Clooney's villa. michael3b
- Howard Roark Laughed scarlet_ohara
- Audiences cheered as the Raptors ate up the possibility of a 14th scarlet_ohara
- The guys were having so much fun they told the babe in the french maid www.piranhakeeper.com
- Escape from Wonka-traz. michael3b
- Investers just weren't willing to risk financing the Ceiling Roomba project www.piranhakeeper.com
- I know I put those dead hookers around here somewhere mia_wallace
- Too Late they realsied Dr. Seues's Fligowoo was only worth 13mil. gujmkos TheRecluse
- ...and the search for anyone who wanted Ocean's 13 to be made continues JPBuckner
- Salvador Dali's Ocean's 13. Cannon_Fodder
- How many movie stars does it take to change a lightbulb? Cannon_Fodder
- They decided to leave the posh restaurant and to go to a little hole in the www.piranhakeeper.com
- They were soon to realise that it takes a certain number to replace a light Shakesmear
- I'm sure the cameras will ignore us like in the first two movies. Skaughtz
- The Fall of the House of Clooney. Yamato
- Clooney wanted to really get a feel for his new role: the urinal. Pr0cession
- Beverly Hills Hazing: Using a vent to hold up the ceiling Pr0cession
- Men at Work Pr0cession
- Sadly, there is no cure for agoraphobia. Pr0cession
- You, get me a rope, and you, distract Clooney for just a moment... JPBuckner
- I swear you guys, Ceiling Cat really was watching me masturbate! mia_wallace
- Linus' tracker wasn't broken, the aliens were in the room. nickumoh
- Assless chairs were all the rage at the swingers parties Lord_Tarmac
- Mo, Larry, Curly and Shemp played the scene much more convincingly. Lord_Tarmac
- Nope. No plot up here, either. michael3b
- "Hurry, the rohypnol will wear off soon!" MR_MUCUS
- "Stop staring at my crotch, Clooney!" MR_MUCUS
- "After you're done there, you can straighten out that staircase." MR_MUCUS
- "No, no, no, you idiot. I meant ' move it your right.'" MR_MUCUS
- "look guys, there's a way out of the set, we're free!" MasterK
- Chairs by Crate & Barrel, talent by..., dinnerware by Williams-Sonoma nickumoh
- "I think Ocean's 14th is up here somewhere..." Bobo
- "Angelina's home with a new baby!" "Quick guys, help me get up here!" katgirl1
- The maid waited upstairs for he porno music cue for her scene to begin CNYSkinFan
- "Did you lose your contact lens again?" sonofthedummy
- These men simply don't understand the right way to do a prostate exam... sonofthedummy
- Another escape attempt at the Los Angeles Scientology Center. sonofthedummy
- How many actors does it take to disassemble the ceiling? MasterK
- "Grundle didn't realize rohypnol wore off so quickly." Jeff_Probst
- Friday on Mythbusters: On location in Poland, an eternal question answered. ben243243
- Lessons learned from Die Hard #5: Always check the A/C ducts. ben243243
- Bathmophobia - Fear of spiral staircases ben243243
- Given the reaction, Clooney didn't want to guess what his fortune was. ben243243
- Haven't you heard? Feng Shui is the new Kung-Fu Fighting! ben243243
- Police were called when paparazzi were found in the ceiling stationkj
- Goonies 2: The Search for Sloth stationkj
- Looking for the source of the "dead hooker" smell stationkj
- Brad retrieves his pics of Jennifer Anniston for the guys stationkj
- It was Mr. Pitt, in the dining room, with the ceiling tile stationkj
- "Don't ask me how, but I found out you can see into the bathroom from here" stationkj
- The "Oompah-Loompah Tartare" fad led to hunting at the Wonka factory. Scumby
- They looked all over for the attachable bed pans to their "sushi" chairs CNYSkinFan
- "I know Ben Affleck's career is in here somewhere." tanner88
- "Four Characters in Search of a Plot" tanner88
- Paris' jail cell, although trendy, wasn't escape proof. nickumoh
- Interior Decorating turned out to be their most difficult job of all. nickumoh
- Fetching a Ladder was too much effort. RogueDragon
- Uh, why don't we just take the stairs? nickumoh
- "So here's the idea for 'Ocean's 6 Billion'....wait, where are you going?!" rainman76x
- Try as he might, escaping to another blockbuster sequel was not an option rainman76x
- Their cheers will need more practice if they hope to make nationals. nickumoh
- "Who's had it up to here with this franchise?" fellow_consumer
- Clooney's home improvement: pesky hangers-on make cheap ceiling fans. fellow_consumer
- "This whole crazy scheme could collapse on us . . figuratively, Matt." fellow_consumer
- Even Hollywood building inspectors can't accept there is no 13 after 12. fellow_consumer
- Nice package! foxjedi
- Note to self: do NOT wear assless chaps to dinner at this house. michael3b
- Ocean's HVAC Inc. hard at work. michael3b
- I'm not sure who lives in that house, but $50 says he's gay. ROTJob
- Shit! Forgot to feed the little Asian gymnast dude. God, that stinks! michael3b
- "Open your damn mouth or I'll whack you in the head with this vent cover." ROTJob
- Getting Pacino to the set is always an elaborate game of cat and mouse. michael3b
- Ceiling jigsaw puzzles became the latest trend for the rich and the bored. RogueDragon
- Damon reads wrong script and does FBI counter-surveillance ala Jason Bourne nickumoh
- A sentient, crystalline algae stalks the crew of The Enterprise... michael3b
- Bored scientists while away the hours en route to the Tycho Monolith. michael3b
- Patrons fled when the restaurant hired Dr. Zoidberg as a bartender. Scumby
- Escape From Moo Shu Pork Scumby
- No one knew why they stored the chairs' lumbar supports in the ceiling. Scumby
- Nerds raise the roof. gumby
- From up there, he really could see that plot twist coming from a mile away. Coaster
- Ocean's Bad Captions. Mr_Nonsense
- Putting all Matt's floor tiles on the ceiling. It's a classic Clooney prank Nathan_Jr
- "Escape from New York 3: Straight Outta Hamptons" Mr_Nonsense
- Tom Cruise stood on the red chair to gain a better view. Pitt said nothing. Nathan_Jr
- Master of tact, Clooney said nothing about Pitt's midget on the red chair. Nathan_Jr
- "I love Ikea! Is this Hemnes or Ektorp?" Otm_Shank
- "Later they realized solar panels are best installed on the outside." Mr_Nonsense
- "How many Hollywood hacks does it take to change a light bulb?" Mr_Nonsense
- "Arnie wins 10 bucks. Paris *isn't* wearing any underwear." Scumby
- Ocean's Poseidon 13 Scumby
- Diagnosis: Ocean sickness. Short-term prognosis: Just hang in there. fellow_consumer
- George “crotch watcher” Clooney slips into position. DisappointedAgain
- No one would start Ocean’s 13 until the Ocean’s 12 writer was “dismissed”. DisappointedAgain
- "blah blah blah find my career up here somewhere blah blah blah" fellow_consumer
- Sushi bar tip #34: Ask for the special fish they store in the ceiling. Scumby
- The ceiling tile heist plot of Ocean's 4 showed a little originality rainman76x
- "Don't worry fellas, I'll have all the plot holes sealed in a day or two" rainman76x
- Firsties #3... Scumby
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