OK, I'll come to grips with the truth. I realise you don't want to go out with me. Can we just have lots of meaningless sexual intercourse and can I touch your vagina instead? Also, I was wondering, are you stinky down there? If so, I'll touch it anyway. :-)
As for your boyfriend, weighing in at 5'3" and 265 lbs, I'm probably a bigger man than he (in all areas!), so I'm not afraid of him.
BTW, what's your email address?
hugs and kisses,
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