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The Omen Caption Contest 1
Winner: TMundo
"David Lynch's Mary Poppins"
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
Winner's Page
Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- Cranky must be in the massage parlour again! JELLYFISH
- It puts its pictures on its site, or else it gets the hose tonite! nickumoh
- Post new pictures or we'll...do something. foxjedi
- Good but ehhhhhh there were better. Congrats though! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- She smiled: Her dream of winning a Darwin Award was almost a reality. die maus
- After her hanging, police had a hard time deciding if it was the rope or die maus
- "Don't cha wish your girlfriend was dead like me" JELLYFISH
- Why Duran Duran stopped making videos. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Say 15 Hail Mary's the 'Fear Factor' version. <YES TEXT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Courtney Love...yet again...no surprise. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- "Roper's curse" has long complicated female orgasmic fulfillment. fellow_consumer
- "I hate you all! You've been a fantastic audience. Thank you very much!" MuhammadAus
- St Mary's College: Helping Girls Achieve! MuhammadAus
- Gitmo U decides to go co-ed. MuhammadAus
- Thomasina Dooley swore she wouldn't cry. JPBuckner
- Why method actors shouldn't make 'The Sylvia Plath Story'. JPBuckner
- DId you know Home Depot has DIY fashion workshops? Titanium Raven
- In a cost cutting effort, the IOC replaces gold with hemp Yamato
- To earn your next badge all scouts must learn to make a noose like this one Yamato
- Just unable to wait any longer for the Rapture gamerarocks
- When the Exlax failed she made one last attempt at curing her constipation. Goldfish In The Toilet
- Even as an adult Wednesday Addams was still playing creepy games. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- "Eddie Vedder discovers the secret to eternal rock music deification." ben243243
- AutoErotic? I call it AutoWonderful! CrazyEddy
- Poster Child for Asphyxiation AutoErotics of America CrazyEddy
- The sweet release of death after sitting the The DaVinci Code. CrazyEddy
- Am I a man or a woman? Please tell me before I kill myself. whysoitenley
- KKK models. TMundo
- If you face the stewardess up front, you'll see her demonstrate... TMundo
- Good riddance, one less self-centered actress in Hollywood whysoitenley
- The Emo TV station didn't last long. foxjedi
- "Erotic asphyxiation for dummies." ben243243
- Molly Shannon ends her days of SNL typecasting scarlet_ohara
- Postcard greetings from ... beauregard
- Little did she know the nefarious left hand was plotting his take over Form-VII
- Amish Extasy nickumoh
- Whenen said the knot was badgeworthy, the scoutmaster replied, "Prove It." nickumoh
- "How the Amish get their kicks on 6-6-06." ben243243
- From Wikipedia: Schizo-bipolar disorder (or F*ck*d up in the Head) is a... Tank Boy
- New for XBOX 360: HangMan 3D ben243243
- Time for blatant social/political commentary captions. Mr_Nonsense
- "Coaster wife doesn't take new of their daughter's 'coming out' very well." Mr_Nonsense
- "Proof that if you give someone enough rope..." Mr_Nonsense
- Ann played both a Pilgrim and the turkey in the Thanksgiving play. Scumby
- After a single date, Cranky's girlfriends cheerfully hang themselves backstabber
- If I pull this rope, my breasts expand... dlew919
- shit, it's not working. noodles
- it's the only way i'll learn... noodles
- "It's not working, try the pills!" Dano
- You call this shit SILK?! michael3b
- Moments before sending a "F*uck you" singing telegram to al-Zarqawi. Tank Boy
- Test audience reaction to Battlefield Earth II was discouraging. Scumby
- Not even this could bring back the Tony Danza show. foxjedi
- "Dead Nun on Campus" Elwood83
- The worlds collective responce to Sinbad's new sitcom Envy
- "Wilburina Wants to Kill Herself" Elwood83
- The Axe Effect turns dangerous when used by women - they fight themselves! Parca_Mortem
- What chocking the chicken means in the ‘hood. Form-VII
- Krumping hits the suburbs with disastrous results Form-VII
- Unless FORM-VII wins the next caption I'm offing myself! Form-VII
- I CAN'T BELIEVE ITS NOT BUTTER Form-VII
- Enough Michael Hutchence jokes! Don't beat it to death! fellow_consumer
- Auto-erotic asphyxiation: 50,000,000 INXS fans can't be wrong! fellow_consumer
- INXS and Twisted Sister blew everybody's minds at the Greenbelt festival. fellow_consumer
- A petite Mort Hutchence fondly recalls hanging around with her brother. fellow_consumer
- The series finale of Hangin' with Mr. Cooper. Scumby
- Mel Brooks quickly realized that the joke... TheWreck
- Little Miss Cranky realizes why they call themselves 'Up With People!' fellow_consumer
- "I am at the end of my rope!" GringoLatino
- "I have had enought of Bush and the GOP Congress!" GringoLatino
- "I'd burn in Hell, rather than listen to You're Beautiful again!" katgirl1
- Abu Ghraib : Another dissatisfied customer. Throwing_Muses
- At last! No More Hillary Duff. Pillgrin79
- American Idol XIV upped the stakes for 'elimination night'. Scumby
- "You're the hangman now, dog!" Sean_Cockery
- I don't fear hell. I saw Woody Allen naked. lost_cause
- Peggy demonstrates "realistic alternatives" to virgins 30 and up. roostur
- With encroaching budget cuts ahead, Southwest Airlines unveils it's new... roostur
- How some people react to another season of the OC. roostur
- Wonder Bra for desperate women. Tank Boy
- "The Pearl Jam inspired World Wide Suicides begin." MR_MUCUS
- "Alanis Morrisette decides she can't stand Ryan Reynolds anymore." MR_MUCUS
- "The ironic part is that the other end of the rope isn't tied to anything." MR_MUCUS
- "MySpace Suicide: The Movie." MR_MUCUS
- What happens to maids who make "friends" with Hillary Clinton CrazyEddy
- It's just Mia hanging around with her fellow goths Rajah
- Townspeople welcome the first black family to move into town. Scumby
- Ann liked to express her pro-death penalty views dramatically. Scumby
- Lindsey Lohan's dramatic response to Al Gore. Liberty or Death! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Courtney Love (sigh) in the news again.... <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Disturbingly, Ms. Wyoming choose noosemaking for the talent portion rainman76x
- "The jokes' on them" she thought, "They still have to continue filming" rainman76x
- She jumped, relieved she'd never hear a "well hung" joke again rainman76x
- She never found her husband's "creative" use of Photoshop amusing rainman76x
- Bob's wife lets him know that she wants to be tied up tonight. Scumby
- The imposition of Sharia law in Europe changed things for women. Scumby
- German fan of Nick Rivers hopes he will notice her from his limo. Scumby
- What is black and white and dead all over? Wait about 30 seconds. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Mr Cranky's answer to having to view yet another effin' Pixar flick. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Mary Kay!! It's all for you Mary Kay!!!! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Dr. Phil's wife finally has enough of his cheating. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Strangely her new photo on Yahoo! Personals got a lot more responses. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- How Ricky Lake keeps on getting on TV. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- In the end Leia didn't deal with Vader as her father very well. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- The hills are alive with the sound of music!! Cranky Cow
- "Malcom in the Middle's mom finally has enough." MR_MUCUS
- "Her survivors would sue Jackass." MR_MUCUS
- Northwestern's hazing got a little out of hand. JPBuckner
- Tetherball, at Duke University. JPBuckner
- Redneck bungee jumping. JPBuckner
- "You will never take me alive, fashion sqaud! Tank Boy
- What happens when Girl Scouts don't meet their cookie quota nickumoh
- Thank you for choking nickumoh
- Final thoughts nickumoh
- The only way out of an AOL subscription. nickumoh
- I think I'll just hang around for awhile. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Americans happily chose suicide over a third Bush term Junk_Yard_Dog
- Never bungee jump in Mexico. They just don't have the regulations. nickumoh
- Why one should never get hung up on themselves. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Geena Davis did not take the cancellation of "Commander in Chief" well Elwood83
- Damien, I'm Getting Tired Of Hanging Around For You. MAYORBOB
- Mentos! The Freshmaker. aaa123
- "Yeah I voted for Bush! So hang me!" gamerarocks
- Things that can make Toyota Echo owners actually smile gamerarocks
- "Mary Kay Letourneau knew how to get a boy's attention." MR_MUCUS
- "How could this happen to me? I made a mistake. I just wanna scream..." MR_MUCUS
- "Make poverty history" Tank Boy
- Blackburn Rovers have my contract? Here's what I think of THAT! gamerarocks
- Life is Beautiful ! die maus
- Applied Physics die maus
- "Ha! You think mere rope can kill SUPER NANNY?" MR_MUCUS
- "Remember, the safe word is 'gggaaaaack!"' MR_MUCUS
- "She couldn't take another shitty horror remake." MR_MUCUS
- Mia Wallace does some modeling. Icky_icky_fetang_zoot
- When hanging the clothes out to dry, make sure you're not wearing them. Icky_icky_fetang_zoot
- And her deodorant was STILL going strong! Icky_icky_fetang_zoot
- After Rhett left, Scarlett sank deeper and deeper into depression. die maus
- Fan reaction was mixed after the preview of the remake of The Godfather... sonofthedummy
- David Lynch's, "Mary Poppins" TMundo
- Yet another Chappaquiddick for those wild and crazy Kennedy boys. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Angie claimed that she increased her bust by 2 sizes via this method. Scumby
- On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia. JPBuckner
- Dope on a rope.l JPBuckner
- If only Fran Drescher had done this at the beginning of 'The Nanny'... JPBuckner
- To save money, death row inmates moonlit as their own executioners. JPBuckner
- An ornament of Damien's Christmas tree JPBuckner
- A smile appeared on her face with the realization that she would soon be... Oort
- [motivational poster] CHALLENGE: Winner must have two things, definite die maus
- Bob's wife's jealousy over his being well hung proved to be her undoing. hunter
- She realized too late that she shouldn't have sprung for the XL sized noose Elwood83
- Sally had always wanted to be taller. hunter
- She regretted not reading the fine print before becoming a nun Elwood83
- Jeb Bush's daughter just couldn't face another A.A meeting. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- More agressive Anti-Smoking Campaigns: 'Quitting is that hard'. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Tipper didn't take news of Hillary's nomination well. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- The only way to 'leave' the Church of Scientology. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Greta Van Susteren uses a metaphor to describe W's latest political move Elwood83
- Catholic Divorce. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- My whole head used to fit in here, but then I lost 100 lbs eating Subway! Elwood83
- People unfamiliar with the concept of 'Swinging'. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Hi mom! Meet my new boyfriend. His name is 50 Cent Scrappy954
- I've heard of men who are proud to be well hung, but women? Icky_icky_fetang_zoot
- Nancy Drew novels just aren't for kids anymore. Icky_icky_fetang_zoot
- She had no sucess hanging herself by her own hand, but she was still proud. Icky_icky_fetang_zoot
- Ties have just become too complicated to wear these days. Icky_icky_fetang_zoot
- Suicide Lesson #1: How to be Well Hung Icky_icky_fetang_zoot
- Crest keeps on working even after your dead! Icky_icky_fetang_zoot
- I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and -- urk! foxjedi
- "The last Smilling Bob commercial was a bit off the mark" 0wnz
- "Another demotivational poster from Despair, Inc." Mr_Nonsense
- Stop Hon! It's only MEN who want to be well hung. Coaster
- "You noose, you lose." Mr_Nonsense
- Still smiling despite the bad noose. gumby
- "So, Julia, how was your date with grundle? Julia?" lost_cause
- Coming Next Summer: "The Life And Times Of Sylvia Plath". <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Damien! Let's find out if Red Bull really gives you wings! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Abercrombie had to recall their latest fashion trend, after the "incident" scarlet_ohara
- Stewardess training for JetBlue scarlet_ohara
- Ironically enough, her HMO covered this kind fo thing. foxjedi
- What Christina Agulaira's mom thinks about daily gamerarocks
- 'I feel pretty, oh so pretty, oh so..........ggghhhuuuaaakkk gamerarocks
- Modelling for Gargoyle countanances is risky business gamerarocks
- The president suspected his new aerobics instructor was a Democrat scarlet_ohara
- Mary Poppins, the Connecticut Years gamerarocks
- The only way to get naked pictures of Rosie O'Donnel out of your head. nickumoh
- Soaking the rope in Calgon didn't take her away like she'd thought gamerarocks
- and she would have gotten away with it too if not for those meddling kids gamerarocks
- Lady Jane "Bury me in a Y shaped coffin" Harrington celebrates hemp day gamerarocks
- "Ah well I may be suicidal but at least I still have my good looks... Doh! JELLYFISH
- How teenage Damien chokes the chicken. aaa123
- "All for you, Klondike Bar!" Mr_Nonsense
- At least she saved 50% on her insurance through Geico dlew919
- Some people just cant handle the Anti-Christ turning I Can't Belive It's... foxjedi
- It's not butter, Damien! How many times do I have to tell you!? foxjedi
- Gravity: the harshest mistress of them all. foxjedi
- The new "Choose Life" commercials were a little off the mark CNYSkinFan
- The bungy jumping instructional video demonstrates how NOT to do it. vectorzero
- "Nanny McPhee: 1963-2006, R.I.P." Mr_Nonsense
- "That day 'Nanny 911' took on a whole new meaning." Mr_Nonsense
- maybe the afterlife has no Mr. Cranky I_Hate_Movies
- Muppet on a string: Sandie Shaw 1967 JELLYFISH
- "This is your last chance to give me the secret KFC recipe, Colonel." Scumby
- Puritan base jumping rainman76x
- "I'm a the end of my tether." JELLYFISH
- (caption) rainman76x
- "Prozac- You CAN achive your dreams!" ben243243
- "Clint Eastwood sits on a horse holding a rifle somewhere in the distance." ben243243
- "Typical Catholic school girl drama queen." ben243243
- OMINOUSLY BAD CAPTIONS 1 Mr_Nonsense
- "Exlax- Because there's easier ways to remove constipation." ben243243
- The Judge Roy Bean Museum's new tour guide was a little too enthusiastic. ben243243
- Don't do it Mrs Cranky, your husbands website's not that bad! JELLYFISH
- "The 'Don't drive drunk before prom' talks have gotten a little weird." ben243243
- "David Blaine may have some new competition.....oh, I guess not." ben243243
- "An example of the new feminine self-reliance in Salem, Massachusetts." ben243243
- "The one scenario in Clue no one could have guessed." ben243243
- Never ask a miget to help with a hanging. JELLYFISH
- Why PBS banned itself from showing future "Barney the dinosaur" marathons rainman76x
- One last fannyfart before i go, prrumppppppp JELLYFISH
- "'The Flying Nun' series finale." Mr_Nonsense
- Why Al-Qaeda shouldn't teach classes on hangman the game rainman76x
- Orbit gum: For A Good Clean Feeling, No Matter What rainman76x
- "Well-hung TS ISO young demonic WM age 2-10." Mr_Nonsense
- "WNBA coaches will do anything for attention." Mr_Nonsense
- "Mr. Cranky's last female forum poster decides she can't take anymore." Mr_Nonsense
- What happens in scientology, stays in scientology rainman76x
- (caption) rainman76x
- Modelling the 2006 range of Dixie necklaces. Throwing_Muses
- After she hung herself she finally understood the concept of gravity. die maus
- Being afraid of heights, she decided to jump from the ground floor. JELLYFISH
- She took the only option she had after being offered a guest spot on 'Joey' dlew919
- Always make sure you read the bungee jumping instructions before you jump. JELLYFISH
- The Nazi's finally had enough of Maria von Trapp. Cannon_Fodder
- They gave her enough rope but she didn't realise the noose has to... Cannon_Fodder
- "The joy of an early exit from a shameful Hollywood remake." burn_hollywood_burn
- Daphne would go to any lengths not to lose her soap on a rope. JELLYFISH
- "Oh, hang it all!" Cannon_Fodder
- She always had a inclination toward gallows humour. Cannon_Fodder
- "If I can't get a man who's well hung..." Cannon_Fodder
- She got really sick of being mistaken for Lili Taylor M_H
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