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The Omen Caption Contest 2
Winner: Mr_Nonsense
"Somehow the Diabetic Children of the Damned were less threatening."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
Winner's Page
Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- It puts its pictures on its site, or else it gets the hose tonite! nickumoh
- We need new pictures! I feel snarky! foxjedi
- I demand a recount! Pr0cession
- It's hard to be a Child of the Corn when you have to drag around an IV www.piranhakeeper.com
- Surprise win. Mr_Nonsense
- The evidence mounts up against Willie Wonka and his chocolate fun ride JELLYFISH
- Future Prince of Darkness, hair by Supercuts gamerarocks
- Six, six, six... is that all you ever think about? JELLYFISH
- A child, a dog, and an IV drip. What would MacGyver do? Lounge-Lizzard
- See? Dogs don't maul children. Kids do! MuhammadAus
- The new seeing IV dogs weren't as poular as hoped. Jung
- With canine semen in hand, Bob Barker III tries to redeem his grandfather. nickumoh
- Dick Cheney - age 7 Yamato
- Bela Lugosi's secret love child, opiates and booze included. Goldfish In The Toilet
- Top Captions nickumoh
- After going to Michael Jackson's ranch, little Billy got a iv for his anal www.piranhakeeper.com
- want to try my new drink concoction made from dogs blood and urine? whysoitenley
- wanna see my new drink? It's mixture of dog's blood and urine! whysoitenley
- Punchline to joke: A Korean, a vampire & a Catholic priest go to heaven... nickumoh
- What happens in The Cove at the Hustler mansion STAYS in the cove. michael3b
- Dick Cheney's sex toys. michael3b
- Unfortunately, the seeing eye dog was also blind. Oort
- To wake up in a hospital bed is bad enough- but look at the candy striper! scarlet_ohara
- Ok Fido, just relax while I stick this pole up your tuchas!! whysoitenley
- "HR Giger's Reimagining of American Gothic." ben243243
- "Okay, he's homicidal, but who doesn't want to kill Julia Stiles?" Mr_Nonsense
- Who knew little Opie was the antichrist? aaa123
- Rumsfeld: "See, I told you freedom was a messy business!" Pr0cession
- Abu Ghraib Subcontractors: You Get What You Pay For Pr0cession
- You want the CREAM or the CLEAR? Pr0cession
- Wes Craven's version of Mr. Peabody and His Boy Sherman. Scumby
- CBS presents "A Very Charlie Brown Apocalypse." hunter
- The 11th season of 7th heaven was friggin awesome Form-VII
- Hemophilia-boy was Daredevil’s logical choice for a sidekick Form-VII
- His name is Neuter. Want to know why? foxjedi
- The easiest McFarlane Toys figure ever. foxjedi
- No amount of buzzing would save Cavity Sam this time... ben243243
- Cavity Sam knew he was in for it now.... ben243243
- Dario Argento's Air Bud 4: Blood Bank ben243243
- The one dog that was the exception to "all dogs go to heaven". Mr_Nonsense
- Lil' Dubya checks out of Betty Ford after finding dog. fellow_consumer
- These days he's blind drunk with power, and his God's a shitty co-pilot. fellow_consumer
- Osj Kosh launches it's new 'Termina Kids-Wear' ad campaign. michael3b
- "Davey and Goliath save Terri Schiavo." Mr_Nonsense
- "Easter morning, Scientology style." Dano
- Butch recommends the Oil and Vinegar to go with the field greens. michael3b
- 6-6-06....only ominous for box office receipts rainman76x
- (caption) rainman76x
- Doggie Howser, M.D. fellow_consumer
- Hannibal Lecter smiled . . . lunch was ready. die maus
- Blood transfusion in tow, little Bush, blind drunk, puts faith in dog. fellow_consumer
- Although Damien was hurt in the accident, he was better off than the guy in Elwood83
- In Steven Spielberg's "AI:2", David learns that being human isn't exactly a Elwood83
- How Damien lost his virginity Envy
- The future president already had his bitch who would help him recount FL. Parca_Mortem
- Scene from the "Lord of the Rings" prequel, 'Young Saruman'. Parca_Mortem
- Hemophilia-boy was Daredevil’s partner in crime Form-VII
- Hemophilia man proved equally as popular as Daredevil Form-VII
- Angelina and Brad’s baby just wasn’t as cute as advertised once she hit 5 Form-VII
- Hitler: The early years Form-VII
- Russian scientist clone of Alexei Nicholaevich was perfect in every detail Form-VII
- The mark of the beast, “GOP,” signaled the next president Form-VII
- Steven King's screenplay for the latest Beethoven movie CrazyEddy
- Hillary's new "National Healthcare and a Free Puppy" 2008 Campaign CrazyEddy
- Example of Bush's policies: a Kid and his dog giving blood to get money! GringoLatino
- Since the remodel visitations to the wax museum dropped significantly. katgirl1
- "Pretty cocky li'l shit considering he's destined to lose the Apocalypse." MR_MUCUS
- "Well, uh, er, um my son can turn water into blood", Satan blurted to God rainman76x
- Major League Baseball finally decides to take steroid testing seriously rainman76x
- Joe Pesci and his son. Scumby
- "This is your last chance to give me the secret KFC recipe, Colonel." Scumby
- "Wish this movie to the cornfield, Damien! Wish it to the cornfield!" rainman76x
- "Having an anemic dog is no fun." MR_MUCUS
- The sixth "Child's Play" movie was the creepiest one yet... M_H
- NARAL's new poster child had even the staunchest Pro-lifers reconsider... roostur
- And after that day, brussels sprouts were never served again. roostur
- The Thorns realized that Ridolin wasn't the right treatment for Damien... vectorzero
- Despite the drastic change in appearance, Osama couldn't ditch the dialysis hunter
- Little Damien turned to blood when papa Beelzebub ran out of Sunny-D. hunter
- The antichrist, turning water into wine one bag at a time. hunter
- "Rott and Tot Flanders." MR_MUCUS
- "Hell's welcoming committee for Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi." MR_MUCUS
- Stephen King's "Kingdom Hospital 2: Child's Play" Elwood83
- Ole Shep and the Little General meet to share some fluids Rajah
- Unfortunately the home schooling lead to home medicine. Cannon_Fodder
- Read my dog's lips. Ellenbogen
- David Fincher's LASSIE Drew_Atreides
- He's not the antichrist, he's a very naughty boy. Cannon_Fodder
- The last thing that Mr. Wilson saw. Lounge-Lizzard
- Nightmare on Sesamee Street npacknabar
- Help me Dog Whisperer. He eats mailmen and priests. aaa123
- In this instance, everyone was too afraid to ask "Who let the dogs out?" rainman76x
- Mama, don't let your babies grow up to be Antichrists.... rainman76x
- Little did he know that a transfusion wouldn't help his taxidermied dog rainman76x
- Klieg lights always had a way of putting Damien in a sinster mood rainman76x
- Healthcare in North Korea: your dog in exchange for a blood transfusion rainman76x
- Damien, Triumph, and Red Cross form an unholy alliance rainman76x
- The Catholic Church reveals it's new policy on abuse within the clergy.<NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- So, have you ever danced with my dad in the pale moonlight? JPBuckner
- Like father, like son? Think about it. JPBuckner
- Apple's R&D tests the newest Apple IPod codename 'BORG'. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- FINISH HER! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Childhood photos reveal why Gavin Rossdale is so depressed. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- I'm just taking my doggy for a walk. What, what?? Cranky Cow
- Meeting Damien's mom turned out to be a real bitch. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Why no one plays as Luigi in 'Super Mario Brothers'. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- "Rent" was an odd choice for this year's grade school play. MR_MUCUS
- Hands across America had 'a little' trouble with West Virginia. nickumoh
- Road Warriors 7: A New Beginning Junk_Yard_Dog
- Bush's new educational plan's poster boy. Junk_Yard_Dog
- A Boy and His Dog 2: Life in Topeka, Ks Junk_Yard_Dog
- Now You Find Out What It Means To Be An HMO Patient. MAYORBOB
- THE republican health care plan, unveiled gamerarocks
- "Marmaduke seduces another innocent child." MR_MUCUS
- "He can't be the devil; the devil wears Prada." MR_MUCUS
- Dr. House, say hello to my little friend. yvr73
- "Mary Kay Letourneau's wet dream." MR_MUCUS
- "For just ten cents a day you can help save a poor child like this one." die maus
- "Dog Damien Afternoon" MR_MUCUS
- "Chucky's stunt double on the set of 'Chucky &. Hooch'." MR_MUCUS
- I make dead people. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Christmas Eve at Maculay Kulkins house. sonofthedummy
- Joe Rogan had to knock on a lot of doors to find someone whose parents www.piranhakeeper.com
- Only child creatively finds way to play duck, duck, goose. nickumoh
- Doogie Howser's brother felt overshadowed only being a veternarian. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Young Billy Bob never understood why no girls ever wanted to play doctor www.piranhakeeper.com
- In the end, grandpa finally gave in and bought him an Xbox 360 die maus
- Most people don't recognize Angelica Huston without her makeup. Scumby
- "Eenie Meenie Miney Moe" at Roman Polanski's house. ROTJob
- To help him interact better with the other kids, Damien's doctor... Oort
- The road to hell is paved with child actors. JPBuckner
- Tim Burton remakes his own film, Frankenweenie. JPBuckner
- When dogs are outlawed, only the devil's spawn will have dogs. JPBuckner
- Damien Howser, M.D. JPBuckner
- Sharon Stone's kids were never the same after seeing 'Basic Instinct'. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- E! Biographies presents 'Marylin Manson'. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Next on Maury: 'Take the effin' Paternity Test OR ELSE!'. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- 'Old Yeller' staring Anakin Skywalker. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Are you sure you don't want to buy my sister's Girl Scout Cookies? <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- '2006 Jerry's Kids Telethon'...Jerry Springer's kids that is. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- When people don't follow through on their pledge to 'Jerry's Kids'. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Wes Craven guest directs an episode of 'Malcom In The Middle'. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Satan has something special planned for NAMBLA members. foxjedi
- "How Christopher Walken's clone escaped the clinic early." ben243243
- "Flowers would've been nice." ben243243
- So tell me again that you don't believe my dog ate my homework? <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Hell's HMO sucks. Which really shouldn't surprise anyone. foxjedi
- Would you like to touch my monkey? foxjedi
- When you shop at Osh Kosh B. Demon, this is what you get. foxjedi
- Damien makes a mental note not to dangle his balls in the dogs mouth again. JELLYFISH
- At last, a child actor worse than Jake Lloyd... DrakeTimbershaft
- Pedophile Nightmares scarlet_ohara
- Pediatric security provided by Eric Cartman's agency gamerarocks
- At the ready backstage at the Slayer show gamerarocks
- Adopt-a-pet ads marketed by Rob Zombie scarlet_ohara
- Damien: Love child of Julia Roberts and Patrick Swayze gamerarocks
- Now fetch Grandma's wheelchair gamerarocks
- Bruce Wayne's childhood - revealed gamerarocks
- I want to decide who lies and who dies gamerarocks
- Young W had a hard time making friends. nickumoh
- Mr Cranky's urine before and after his merciless beating I_Hate_Movies
- My baloney has a first name... aaa123
- It doesn't take a dogs acute sense of smell to work out this movie stinks. JELLYFISH
- Wine? No I turn water into cough syrup. Anti-Christ, hello! foxjedi
- Tarantino's remake of "Dennis the Menace" was a bit dark. foxjedi
- Hello Mr. Zarqawi. We have some Virginians eager to meet you. foxjedi
- It actually took the spawn of Satan to get NBC to take ER off the air. CNYSkinFan
- Pet Semetary 10: The Doctor's In ben243243
- Linda Blair's nephew. ben243243
- "Oliver Stone's George W. Bush biopic was quite bizarre." Mr_Nonsense
- Here's Cranks piss before I beat him silly, and this is after I_Hate_Movies
- "Wes Craven's Lassie." Mr_Nonsense
- Schools went too far when they introduced IV Kool-Aid and IV Gatorade Ice. Scumby
- "Woof" said the dog. Damien hears, "kill them all". JELLYFISH
- Frankenweenie 2: The Transfusion ben243243
- "Cloning is not an exact science." ben243243
- "Will you be an organ donor? I think so." ben243243
- "Howard Hughes comes out from hiding." ben243243
- "Playing doctor ain't what it used to be." ben243243
- "The GOP's new anti-Gay Marriage ad." ben243243
- OMINOUSLY BAD CAPTIONS 2 Mr_Nonsense
- You're all going to hell for these unfunny captions. From baby jesus JELLYFISH
- "Somehow the Diabetic Children of the Damned were less threatening." Mr_Nonsense
- "Worship me....or my dog will comically insult you to death!" rainman76x
- Got blood? rainman76x
- (caption) rainman76x
- "The boy had trained his bloodhound well." Mr_Nonsense
- "Ole Shep guest stars on M.A.S.H." Mr_Nonsense
- "The 'Davey & Goliath' live-action movie turned out rather creepy." Mr_Nonsense
- Little Damien prepares himself when he hears Micheal Jackson is babysitting JELLYFISH
- "Worst HMO ever." Mr_Nonsense
- "Ever notice how evil people love dogs?" Mr_Nonsense
- When a boy loves his dog too much. Throwing_Muses
- DOCTOR: "Ok, again, um, which one of you is Damian?" die maus
- A boy and his dog die maus
- Doogie Howser, age 6 die maus
- Cheer up kid, your circumcision was successful. JELLYFISH
- "The other kid got 'I see dead people'. I only see sick ones..." dlew919
- Summer camp wasn't what it used to be! JELLYFISH
- Damien wasn't allowed a blood hound so a compromise was found. Cannon_Fodder
- Damien's show and tell presentations were always a little wierd. Cannon_Fodder
- Rabid dog, CHECK. Blood transfusion, CHECK. Daisey Dukes overalls, CHECK... JELLYFISH
- pole dancing for pedophiles. JELLYFISH
- "Don't worry, Cujo won't bite" Devo
- Unsurprisingly, none of the Beatles would admit paternity. Cannon_Fodder
- What a little drip. Cannon_Fodder
- The creepiest thing about Damian wasn't the dog or the blood... M_H
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