11/14/01: Current events quiz: Afganistan edition

Posted By: 0b1knob


Easy multiple choice quiz.

1.) What best describes the geographic position of Afganistan ...a.) Turd shaped object hanging out of Russia's ass. ...b.) Wedgie in the world's butt crack. ...c.) Between Iraq and a hard place. ...d.) Just within range of carrier based aircraft. ...e.) The happiest place on earth 2.) Which of the following can you count on an Afgan woman having had ...a.) Job. ...b.) Education. ...c.) Hot bath. ...d.) Sun tan. ...e.) A good beating. 3.) The two groups fighting for control of Afganistan are: ...a.) Romulan and Klingons ...b.) Gays and straigts ...c.) Xena fans (subtexters) and Buffy the Vampire Slayer fans. ...d.) Taliban and Northern Alliance. 4.) The word 'taliban' translated in English means ...a.) Holy warrior ...b.) Deranged homicidal maniac ...c.) Student ...d.) Gay, but doesn't know it ...e.) Gay, and proud of it 5.) The group responsible for the 9-11 attacks is thought to be ...a.) Jerry Bruckheimer and Michael Bey ...b.) Saddam Hussein and his wacky Iraqis ...c.) Masons and the Illuminati ...d.) The Disney organization ...e.) Al Queda 6.) The largest ethnic group in Afganistan is the ...a.) Pustins ...b.) Muchkins ...c.) Qualudes ...d.) Grundles ...e.) Labradoodles


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