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One Missed Call Caption Contest
Winner: JohnFx
"It's Uwe Boll, he wants his movie back!"
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
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Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- What we have here is a failure to communicate. nickumoh
- Spanish-to-English translators can help you instruct your gringo gardener. Scumby
- It's a text from Ed McMahon! I may already be a winner!!! Heywood_JBlowme
- Either I'm going to die peacefully in my sleep or Verizon dropped the call. The Gentleman
- Nobody could reach their agent on that desperate day. Rudy Gallant
- No, it's still blurry. Try again, standing over by the cave. Rudy Gallant
- Hello, operator? I think the Devil is trying to look down my blouse! Rudy Gallant
- And this was the last time she paid $4.95 per minute... dlew919
- "It took her five hours to notice they crazy-glued the phone to her hand." MR_MUCUS
- When bad movies call collect, only bad actors accept the charges. nickumoh
- The gang takes huge steps in the right direction at Technophobes Anonymous. Huddleston
- Christ, this guy will NOT stop calling me. Get a life Alec Bal ani_703
- Christ, this guy just will NOT stop calling me. Get a life already Alec Bal ani_703
- caption contest ... ani_703
- "I wonder what will happen if I press 'Kill' on this manbot controller..." Scumby
- Where will you be when roaming strikes? rainman76x
- "We'll run for our lives as soon as I get this new Britney Spears ringtone" rainman76x
- "There is just NOTHING funny about my phone." DisappointedAgain
- UR GNR DIE Cannon_Fodder
- Can you hear me predict your untimely death now? JohnFx
- It's Uwe Boll, he wants his movie back! JohnFx
- "Oh, no, the killer just called my NOKIA phone with service from VERIZON!" rainman76x
- Woman #2: looking at phone or mugging for the camera? You make the call! rainman76x
- "What the...? Bluetooth paired me with a B-horror movie!" rainman76x
- "Maybe if I button my shirt more I can get better reception..." MR_MUCUS
- "She called the number back heard THE RING and then WHITE NOISE." MR_MUCUS
- Phoned-in performances ensure poor reviews for all concerned Devo
- It says my shirt is too tight. michael3b
- Jesus Christ! It talks! michael3b
- Its not the network nickumoh
- Every time you borrow my phone Mom, it gets set to vibrate... tictactommy
- Porn on the Cell Phone. Its everyone's problem. tictactommy
- Suddenly the realized she wasn't happy with her long distance carrier. quipster
- Obviously you CAN'T hear me now.... Hamartoma
- "He said something about a nuclear bomb... I said he had the wrong number." MuhammadAus
- Satan watches as yet another innocent soul is lost to technology JPBuckner
- Magic mirror in my hand, who's got the best implants in the land? Xur
- Minnie Driver: Tech Support Drew_Atreides
- Mr Cranky's wife and mistress dial tech support to fix fried motherboard. nickumoh
- The text message says: "Mother/Daughter threesome"... what the hell?? ModernRonin
- Symptom #3 of T.D. orTelecommunications Disorder: Confusion of Distances ben243243
- Which of her friends had used her phone to photograph their genitals? ben243243
- If she had a hands-free set, they might have seen the killer coming. Scumby
- "Damn! I used up all my career minutes!" Otm_Shank
- "They're charging me for a Vanilla Ice ringtone?" Otm_Shank
- Fried mother, bored nickumoh
- When it pays to have a video phone at the San Diego Zoo. ben243243
- Onlookers stare in awe as she reaches the fabled 21st level of Tetris. ben243243
- Not a good idea to listen to missed "booty calls" in front of your parents. Mr_Nonsense
- The text message read "I stil no wht u did lst sumer" Mr_Nonsense
- He's dead Jim..these tricorder readings confirm it! Hamartoma
- Can't get a word edgewise? Put a vanity mirror on the bitch's cellphone. fellow_consumer
- "I ran the diagnostics; it says I have a brain tumor" fellow_consumer
- Finally, a Razr that cell phone addicts can slit their wrists with. fellow_consumer
- Predictive text messages still baffle mobile users. Cannon_Fodder
- "Apparently BethD has already won the contest." Cannon_Fodder
- Scotty, beam my career up Xur
- Why would Vivica Fox be sending ME her sex video? LittleBigGirl
- More bars... in more places... Tarantulas
- My Caption Tarantulas
- So that's who killed Laura Palmer JPBuckner
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