10/06/1998: Richard,a confession

Posted By: Beast


I made Jimmy Hoffa disappear! I picked him up when I was learning to drive and he made me drive him to Parma!It was HORRIBLE!I dropped him off in the suburbs and to my knowledge,he's still in there,trying to find a way out!The girls from PICNIC AT HANGING ROCK are in there somewhere, too!God,I feel so bad!

I also tried to steal Christmas right after the Grinch did.

"These hands! I can't get them off my wrists!"

-Happy Noodle Boy,JOHNNY THE HOMICIDAL MANIAC


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