1. What foods have given you the worst farts?
I had a Lebanese dish made from green beans and tomatoes last night and the effects are not pleasant. However, dried apricots, which taste so damn fine, are probably the worst.
2. What is the most embarrassing "fart incident" you've been involved with?
Being the control freak I am, I can honestly say, nothing.
3. Do you believe in the reality of "lingering farts"?
Um, I really don't understand.
4. Situation = You enter a small store; it's only you and the clerk; the area is wretched w/ the smell of a rasty fart; do you say anything to the clerk, or pretend to not notice?
I admit it, I'm a coward -- I would say nothing.
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