11/14/01: pull my finger

Posted By: mia_wallace


1. What foods have given you the worst farts?

all foods except chocholate give me the farts. i am a very gassy person.

2. What is the most embarrassing "fart incident" you've been involved with?

none. i always blame my farts on the bus boy thus saving me from any embarrassing fart situations.

3. Do you believe in the reality of "lingering farts"?

yes. all my farts linger with a sort of rose/dead fish funk.

4. Situation = You enter a small store; it's only you and the clerk; the area is wretched w/ the smell of a rasty fart; do you say anything to the clerk, or pretend to not notice?

i look at the clerk as if he were a very bad puppy who piddled all over the floor. that usually makes them feel bad.


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