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1. What foods have given you the worst farts?
Scrambled eggs
2. What is the most embarrassing "fart incident" you've been involved with?
There was a time when I was a kid that I didn't know that farting was funny. It seemed like we all farted freely a week before, but once when I farted in Mrs. Wroten's first grade classroom everybody started snickering suspiciously. I've been holding it in ever since.
3. Do you believe in the reality of "lingering farts"?
Absolutely
4. Situation = You enter a small store; it's only you and the clerk; the area is wretched w/ the smell of a rasty fart; do you say anything to the clerk, or pretend to not notice?
I pretend not to notice while I leave to go to another small store
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