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There goes a mouse on a Honda. That seems to relieve the social tension. NE-way:
1. What foods have given you the worst farts?
IT'S NOT FOODS, IT'S WAITING TOO LONG BETWEEN MEALS THAT GIVES ME THE WIND.
2. What is the most embarrassing "fart incident" you've been involved with?
ON A DATE, I TURN TO REACH FOR THE WINE AND....brap! "THERE GOES A MOUSE ON A HONDA!"
3. Do you believe in the reality of "lingering farts"?
WHAT I CAN'T BELIEVE IS THAT SOMETIMES YOU CAN SMELL A FART THE INSTANT IT CUTS LOOSE, I MEAN A REAL NANOSECOND. WHY/HOW IS THAT????
4. Situation = You enter a small store; it's only you and the clerk; the area is wretched w/ the smell of a rasty fart; do you say anything to the clerk, or pretend to not notice?
I WALK OUT, LAUGH MY ASS OFF, THEN GO BACK IN WAVING A NEWSPAPER AT THE CLERK.
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