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1. What foods have given you the worst farts?
Certain food have, of late, been giving me the queen mothers of midnight heartburn attacks. This started in college. I now have got the opposite problem: I CAN'T fart. <:(
2. What is the most embarrassing "fart incident" you've been involved with?
It involves my dear, late granny. I don't want to bring it up.
3. Do you believe in the reality of "lingering farts"?
In my family, they tend to flare up and die quickly. I guess that makes us the Next Evolutionary Step or something. Whatever.
4. Situation = You enter a small store; it's only you and the clerk; the area is wretched w/ the smell of a rasty fart; do you say anything to the clerk, or pretend to not notice?
I'd walk right up to the clerk and ask him, "hey clerk, what do you think the adjective 'Rasty' means?" ^_^
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