Actually, as you should know because you've actually read some of my real-life writing and academic work, I have lots better things to do than to take shots at Simon. It's just that, every now and then, when I make the mistake of reading one of Simon's psots (or those by his alter egos Mr. Wonderful or neo-MetaTroll or Thread Master), the "writer's" butchery of spelling, grammar, syntax, and punctuation combined with the lameness and total lack of achievement of humor of his posts send me into orbit.
Hell, he makes *you* seem funny.
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