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The Orphanage Caption Contest
Winner: scarlet_ohara
"Dorothy would later regret her one night of passion with the Scarecrow."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
Winner's Page
Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- That's gotta be a record nickumoh
- Hervé Villechaize Jr., aka Tattoo II, was in need of a father figure. nickumoh
- Bush's bastard child sporting his key to the city throws in for president. Bobo
- The same face I made throughout The Heartbreak Kid stationkj
- A young Hannibal Lecter takes the Easter Bunny by surprise stationkj
- Little Timmy never got to go to play with the other kids stationkj
- Son of Bag Lady JPBuckner
- Todd McFarland's "Cabbage Patch Kids" stationkj
- "I want my two dollars!" stationkj
- Bruce Vilance prays for Hollywood Squares to come back... stationkj
- Michael Jackson refused to give up the Neverland house key. Scumby
- Sockboy - the newest sad attempt from [adult swim] gamerarocks
- Glory holes at Halloween stationkj
- The children of the corn seem to be inbreeding stationkj
- Roman Polanski's parties were never predictable stationkj
- Cut scene from Eyes Wide Shut stationkj
- the monster from Cloverfield stationkj
- The Elephant Man's paternity suit never made it to trial. tictactommy
- Ms. Spears is recovering nicely. tictactommy
- Dick Cheney as a child. solarfox
- Back Stage at the Open Casting Call for Austin Powers's 'Mini-Me' Hamartoma
- Gollum finally realised the RING was the key, not the other way round... dlew919
- I've got a brand new pair of rollerskates, you've got a - um, forget it... dlew919
- Slipknot- the early years. Cannon_Fodder
- Madge's husband insists she soak her head in Palmolive as well before he www.piranhakeeper.com
- McFarlane joins as new designer to revitalize Cabbage Patch Kids franchise www.piranhakeeper.com
- Even Dr. Phil refuses to see some former child actors as they turn preteen. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Young embittered Bill Gates plotted revenge on the entire world to someday www.piranhakeeper.com
- Elliot anally rapes E.T. in a scene from E.T. the unrated director's cut www.piranhakeeper.com
- McDonald's attempt to top the creepy masked Burger King ads. www.piranhakeeper.com
- It's a hard knock life when Daddy Warbucks changes the locks. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Jake Lloyd could never show his face on film again after The Phantom Menace Scumby
- "Ship...out of danger?" MR_MUCUS
- The Tobacco Patch Kids weren't as popular as their cabbage counterparts rainman76x
- Ronald McDonald preferred to keep mumb about his younger brother, Harold rainman76x
- And you thought the boy in the bubble had problems! Devo
- If you watch the signs, its easy to tell which kids grow up to be mimes. nickumoh
- "How to keep the Black Crows away from your house." MR_MUCUS
- "Halloween 10: Son of Michael Myers" was not a box-office hit... M_H
- "The Amish version of SCREAM." MR_MUCUS
- Scarecrow Jr., was punished for stealing the Tin Man's schlong. nickumoh
- How to raise a Crankyite: ages 5-10 nickumoh
- Hand. Scary Face. Key hand. Will this slot machine ever payoff? IMUSTBECRAZY
- Deliverance 2 - The Middle School Years IMUSTBECRAZY
- It's a first. The Mii on the Wii looked more life-like than Me. :-( IMUSTBECRAZY
- Must get away!! Senator Craig is in the next stall. IMUSTBECRAZY
- Flypaper stained glass captures any insect!! IMUSTBECRAZY
- With eyes closed "Does he have 10 fingures and 10 toes?" Yes! IMUSTBECRAZY
- Acting isn't about skill or looks. It's all about fitting into the costume. IMUSTBECRAZY
- "Warning: DO NOT OVER FEED YOUR SEA MONKIES. IMUSTBECRAZY
- And this picture is of me at my last prostrate exam. IMUSTBECRAZY
- Kilroy was here. No, I mean Kilroy is here now. IMUSTBECRAZY
- Jim Henson's childhood would one day payoff. IMUSTBECRAZY
- "I am the gatekeeper, are you the keymast- HOLY CRAP!" The Gentleman
- Jonathan Crane always knew he wasn't like the other kids. Devo
- "The hell that is being the son of Michael Jackson." Mr_Nonsense
- Only children have an odd way of entertaining themselves. nickumoh
- With the mask blocking his view, he ran into the door and slid to the floor nickumoh
- Peek-A-BOO! nickumoh
- "Sorry, kid. Angelina has to have some standards." Otm_Shank
- "That orphan was a real sad sack." Mr_Nonsense
- "Everybody in Old Navy Burlap!" Mr_Nonsense
- He ain't much to look at, but you should see him in a Pokemon battle! scarlet_ohara
- It's true- Alabama has the ugliest children around. scarlet_ohara
- "Even as a kid, the Gimp was a freak." Mr_Nonsense
- "Raggedy Ann, the latchkey kid years." Mr_Nonsense
- "This was the key scene in the movie..." Mr_Nonsense
- Dorothy would later regret her one night of passion with the Scarecrow scarlet_ohara
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