The Others
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It's been a tough week for Catholics.
It's been a tough week for Catholics. First, George Bush publicly sodomizes them by approving stem cell research. Then, "The Others" gets released in theaters. Make no mistake -- "The Others" is an outright condemnation of Catholicism. Writer/director Alejandro Amenabar would have been more subtle with his message if he had sent male prostitutes to blow the Pope.Grace (Nicole Kidman) lives on the Isle of Jersey in her Victorian mansion with her two children at the end of World War II. She's waiting for her husband to come home so things can be perfect once again. Clearly though, things are less than perfect. First, the kids, Anne (Alakina Mann) and Nicholas (James Bentley), have some sort of rare condition whereby sunlight kills them and seeing anything furry makes them shit their pants. Second, ghosts start showing up in the house and only Anne can see them. Third, Grace is in some serious denial. She doesn't believe Anne about the ghosts and she doesn't seem to believe there's anything wrong with her life and when she shows the kids a picture of Robin Williams' back, she claims to "smell nothing".
It turns out there's something very wrong with her life: Grace is a fundamentalist, bible-thumping Catholic and Amenabar hates her guts. She keeps her children in the dark both physically and psychologically through her limited worldview. Frankly, Amenabar misses the great thing about Catholicism, which is that you can have sex with everything that moves, then sincerely confess your sins, towel off and be forgiven. Some Catholics do this daily. Naturally, among the major religions, Catholicism is my favorite. It gets an admirable three bombs.
Beyond its contempt for religion, the other problem with "The Others" is that it owes just about everything to "The Sixth Sense." It's practically a copy, the only real difference being that it's a young girl who sees the ghosts, and that the main character is a repressed English woman and not Bruce Willis having a bad acting day.
Was it really that bad?
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Funny eBay Auction Johnnyros3
Public Apology to Jessalyn Leyra Karen_G
RETARDS MAKE GREAT FUCKS! maskedavenger33
SKANK lee14k
Spoilers- grace is not....! turco
READ HERE IMPORTANTR INFO Ellen_Degenitals
My Three Cents BangusBoy
And what movie isn't a copy of another? agent_critic
Asshole!!!! ALittlecranky_15
...and on that note! Blunt
I SUCKED MY FIRST COCK YESTERDAY!!! skank
Calling All "Has Beens" -- or "Still Are's" philo
WTF this came out of NO WHERE! llamasex
Awwwwwww! TheWreck
Mr. Cranky Needs You! Rumor_Mill
He SHOVED his cock roughly up my ass! skank
Why does my pussy stink so badly? skank
Dammit! Spielberg is an idiot! E.T.: The Fucked Up P.C. Special Edition! grundle
Pretty funny ebay-auction.. Drew_Atreides
$8 and two hours of my life wasted Nicky
IS THERE ANY CHAOS IN THIS MOVIE? Chaos_Bringer
FORUMSIES! <nt> Mr_Open_Handle
Koogs jamfan3
Hey, I wrote a poem: mendo
Joel E. Siegel's review of "The Others" in "The Washington City Paper" Edward_J_Cunningham
Goddammit, this film IS NOT A "SIXTH SENSE" RIP-OFF! Lionel_Cosgrove
Poll: Do you, or do you not, think Rush Limbaugh is racist? grundle
Better poll: does anyone give a rat's ass? Parca_Mortem
Re: Do you, or do you not, think Rush Limbaugh is racist? llamasex
and a quote llamasex
llamasex grundle
here is a source llamasex
Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot Coaster
llamasex grundle
also..... grundle
Well, let's see . . . convenor
so grundle llamasex
convenor grundle
llamasex grundle
Address convenor's point! Edgar_Britt
Rush is racist. Excoriator
White people in general are racist. Boogie_Bass
Anecdotal realism shootr2
Rush Limbaugh is indeed a moron. He lies and caters to the lowest common Nukemind
Yup, just like your story about Clinton in blackface convenor
Rush Limbaugh is an evil alien, and conservatives are his sex slaves!!! Duff-Man
convenor - that was hilarious! shootr2
honestly personally llamasex
Sure, Edgar_Britt. grundle
Coaster grundle
Shit-for-brains-err, grundle... Wulfgar
This reminds me . . . convenor
Take the bone out of your nose... Excoriator
This 'Rush' fellow Lord_Cockwheaticus
Re: Do you, or do you not, think Rush Limbaugh is racist? Cliff
No. <nt> Violet_Beauregarde
No, grundle, you're an idiot the_demon
This "bone in the nose" thing is what caused Skilly & Slothrop to break up. Joe_Average
forget Rush, Steve Ballmer is a Big, Fat Idiot Ringo_ate_my_baby
Scary, isn't it? shootr2
Re: Do you, or do you not, think Rush Limbaugh is racist? Karlsson-Studd
In honor of Everything xen and the JITB theory below, a simple poll... Aron
What won't the Wall Street Journal say? convenor
Just caught Fright Night on AMC (spoilers) Morrison_Hotel
So, who's interested to know who Bubbles REALLY is? Jerk-in-the-Box
or, for a different point of view Coaster
<Columbo voice> Um . . . Uh . . . One more thing, Mr. Box Coaster
Man, do YOU need to get laid... Nick-The-Knife
HAW HAW HAW! Old geezer Nick is real funny! All Old Farts Must Die PsychoRabbit
I don't know who Bubbles is, but Jerk-in-the-Box
Well, I guess it makes a change to the "Who is RBB?" threads. <nt> Throwing_Muses
Re: So, who's interested to know who Bubbles REALLY is? Jerk-in-the-Box
Damn... that's pretty impressive Aron
Aron: PsychoRabbit, No Rip-Off PsychoRabbit
I know a lot of things Ken_Kaminski
PsychoRabbit, you pussy Nick-The-Knife
31? Wulfgar
Jerk is Correct sprinkles
Well excuse me, Mr. Nick... PsychoRabbit
Oh, you mean that guy named Marion who posts in the basement Black_Cat
downright obsequious even, Black Cat sprinkles
Okay, that's it, you little fuck! Nick-The-Knife
I was wondering what was going on Black_Cat
shit, for 50˘ I'll post the home phone #, street address, etc... mendo
Well, hell — if so many of you lurk the basement — Philm_Phan
p.s. Someone else had a fight with Richard? [NT] Philm_Phan
phimlnsnwuyugyeugiveguhvefrbjkbnv mendo
"Bibliographer/Richard/Antichrist" sprinkles
See what one misses by being a semi-detached? Philm_Phan
Gosh, sprinkles, you're just so . . . deep! convenor
OTHERS: hommage to original HAUNTNG? (No spoilers) Philm_Phan
And Just for the Hell of it...MY REVIEW OF FANTASY MISSION FORCE!!!! DivaB
It's time once again for DIVAB'S BAD MOVIE ROUND UP!!!!!!!!!! DivaB
SPOILERS FOR (almost) ALL THE SUMMER MOVIES!!! Parca_Mortem
Apes-ma InternationalHero
Life is good, friends! Kurt Angle
"Catholicism...gets an admirable three bombs" JinzouningenEvaZerogouki
Re: I wonder what Mr. Cranky thinks about the Jews!!! MrSomerset
The jews are the number one franchise Charles_Bukowski
Nothing against Jews Wrath_of_Dog
Re: Jews... why didn't they fight back??? mendo
Re: The new left InternationalHero
Re:I feel so guilty... InternationalHero
Wo - if grundle said what mendo did... Homeboy
Jebus mendo... Ringo_ate_my_baby
Mendo just popped a Viagra and sprouted a... Joe_Average
I feel for you, mendo Bubbles_Powerpuff
Um.... speaker4dead
Ah, ze Jews. A much maligned religion and a people that remind me of the Nukemind
we helped create Israel... mendo
Ha! Israel has been lenient Wrath_of_Dog
What can I say speakeasy? Charles_Bukowski
Re: Israel Charles_Bukowski
Let's give the Jews a homeland in the USA! Wrath_of_Dog
Mendo, the Jews "rolled over" less than the French did. Edward_J_Cunningham
We're just like the jewish homeland... Charles_Bukowski
True, the Palestinians haven't been helpful, but wouldn't it have made more Nukemind
Good idea! Charles_Bukowski
Mendo, PsychoRabbit
Let's examine the targets, Mendo Coaster
some reading info on the subject..... grundle
Actually, there ARE American Jews who don't recognize Israel PsychoRabbit
fuck... (and a note to Bubbles) mendo
Mendo, have you read my posts? PsychoRabbit
mendo grundle
Damn it all, I'm a sucker for international politics discussions. Gotta Nukemind
PsychoRabbit and grundle... mendo
mendo grundle
Psycho Rabbit: Coaster calls Bull Shit. &Mendo, Grundle Coaster
riiiiiight Mendo... Ringo_ate_my_baby
Coaster grundle
Grundle, I'm flattered Coaster
Coaster grundle
Coaster: PsychoRabbit
"but I converted to atheism." Wrath_of_Dog
OK, so now I'm well on my way to getting good and... mendo
It doesn't take a boatload of balls to leave a bomb in a disco or blow up mendo
Thank you for responding, Mendo. My reply. Coaster
Coaster... mendo
A comment from gush shalom (Israeli) Shakesmear
Coaster m'man, ya gotta realize that the Israelis expressed intent means Nukemind
Mendo, Shakesmear, and Nukemind Coaster
Mendo Charles_Bukowski
Question: ShadowEmperor
Redundancies Coaster
I don't know any. ShadowEmperor
You could consider the word Jewish to denote ethnicity Charles_Bukowski
Judaism and Meme theory SavageWombat
P.S. SavageWombat
Hmn, interesting points. Jews kind of vary since, like the Gypsies, they Nukemind
Thanks to one and all who have responded... mendo
Red Coaster
If I HAD to embrace a religion Ken_Kaminski
Ken Shakesmear
Nothing is wrong. Nothing is right. Violet_Beauregarde
Cynicism may seem coldhearted, but emotionality will only cause more hurt PsychoRabbit
Darling mendo Bubbles_Powerpuff
So there's an arbitrary list of right and wrong Ken_Kaminski
Hey, H-N-Ken Coaster
Sheesh way to be existential there Viola. My nihistic pov tells me that Nukemind
Bubbles_Powerpuff and convenor... two special people... mendo
Oh geez bleedinheart
Re: chet
My latest Video Spree: "Wild Things", "Frequency", "Gone in 60 Seconds" Drew_Atreides
Hey, Cranky! Get your religious extremists correct! Philm_Phan
I See Dead...no, that jokes been way overused Trystero
Nicole goat
Like, this movie is an abomination, dude! Buddy_Jesus
Cranky's right. It HAS been a tough week for Catholics. Throwing_Muses
JESUS BUILT MY HOT ROD Lucifer_G_61
Ghosts of Mars Veruca_Salt
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