03/01/1999: Ah, yes, I can see the future of commercials...

Posted By: Parca_Mortem


Yes, instead of using parts of "classic" songs as their taglines, they will be using taglines from films to advertise their product...

"Born in sin, come on in! That's right, and Smith & Associates we can help you solve any degree of legal criminal problems and get you off the hook in no time!"

"Five criminals. One lineup. No coincidence. However, the members of the Republican party are not criminals like the following men who have done damage to America for their own benefit."

"Absolute power demands absolute loyalty. That's why here at Toyota we always stand by our cars, for the satisfaction and care of the customer, regardless of the time and place."

"Fear... Paranoia... Suspicion... Desperation... You will never have to feel that again if you vote Dan Quayle for president..."

"The night he came home. We hadn't seen grandad in 45 years, but after opening a can of Campbell soup we only needed to glance at his eyes and understand it was a great family moment."

"If you don't know the nature of evil, you've got a lot to learn. The nature of evil are all the homosexual fornicators and sinners! Watch the 700 club and save yourself..."

"Please don't give away our ending, it's the only one we've got! That's right, at Furniture Dealership Arthouse, EVERYTHING MUST GO! We are closing and having the best clearance sale than ever before! Even better than the one we had 2 months ago! Remember, EVERYTHING MUST GO!"...

"Good morning. You are one day closer to the end of the world. You have been warned. Got milk?"

Get the pattern?...


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