You know. I was watching an old film with MARILYN MONROE. Why'd they find her sexy? God, she should have been the poster child for Save the Whales! It was ashame PRINCESS DI thought bloemia was a problem. It's just a responsible diet. Towards the end, she was starting to become a bit of a porker, man. Had she lived any longer she would have balooned and ended up looking like FERGIE, the Dutchess of Pork! It was so disgusting when PAMELA ANDERSON LEE was pregnant! Her stomach was flat not concave, the way I like it. How could she let that happen to her body? Dumb bitch! Maybe the Titanic wouldn't have sunk so fast if KATE WINSLET hadn't been on it. KAREN CARPENETER was ok----at least, she was dieting to get her body in better shape and lose those extra pounds! I'll give her credit there. I saw some footage of these Holocaust victims---now, they were a deccent size! But you know, I was watching this documentary last night----and there was my ultimate sexual fantasy! This starving Ethiopean woman. Wow! Talk about sexy! You could count every rib in her ribcage! You could see every bone---and how they were shaped---God's wonderful sculptures. Yes, this indeed is true beauty & women everywhere should try to look like this. Let's see your bones. And face it, girls, we'd like you better if you were too weak to even cry.
By the way, in case you couldn't tell, this is sarcasm!
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