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Identify what person said/wrote/sang these quotes and gain ONE point. Identify what movie/book/song/tv show they're from for ONE point. Get BOTH the person and the source and get THREE points. Anyone who scores more than ten points will be automatically admitted into the Crankyland oligarchy. Anyone with a score of less than ten points will have to gain admittance to the oligarchy with flattery and/or bribes.
1. "THAT men would die was a matter of necessity, WHICH men would die was a matter of circumstance."
2. "Any man who calls himself a religious leader and owns more than one suit is a hustler as long as there is someone in the world who has no suit at all."
3. "I woke up in a SoHo doorway, a policeman knew my name. He said 'You can go sleep at home tonight if you can get up and walk away.' I staggered back to the underground, a breeze blew back my hair. I remember throwing punches around and preaching from my chair."
4. "On the night of September sixth, the eve of Paul Guber's wedding, his buddies took him to a strip joint near Fort Lauderdale for a bachelor party. The club was called the Eager Beaver and it was famous county-wide for it's gorgeous nude dancers and watered-down rum drinks. By midnight Paul Guber was very drunk and hopelessly infatuated with eight or nine of the strippers. For twenty dollars, they would perch on Paul's lap and let him nuzzle their sweet-smelling cleavage, he was the happiest man on the face of the earth.
5. "In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace-and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock."
6. "Great! Not only are my arms out committing crimes, they're stealing girl stuff!"
7. "BECAUSE CRAIG IS CRAIG
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