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Pearl Harbor
Mr. Cranky's rating:
If Michael Bay/Jerry Bruckheimer movies were any less subtle, their showtimes would be announced via air raid siren.
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- Pearl Harbor may not be the best movie ever made... (mangy-ranger)
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