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Perfect Stranger Caption Contest
Winner: Nathan_Jr
"Giovanni knew the chloroform fabric softener would pay for itself eventually."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
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Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- Whats That? JDStalker
- Nathan Jr claims his second caption contest victory! Nathan_Jr
- Mr C is telling us nappy headed hos: offensive; date rape: pure comedy gold Scumby
- Oscar number two here I come! Wait, pun unintended shadowgroove
- Let us do the dance of joy stationkj
- "Hey Cousin Larry, I'm going to get a blowjob!" stationkj
- "This is my version of Black Snake Moan..." stationkj
- don't worry at least we aren't doing snakes on a plane two SPARGS
- "No signs of trauma to the head. Then, how to explain Catwoman?" Cannon_Fodder
- Tonsilitis: sometimes the cure is worse than the disease... michael3b
- And this year's Osar winner: Mr. Ribisi for his performance as THE COUCH! Drew_Atreides
- Wow, your stomach does sound like Klaus Kinski singing "A.D.I.D.A.S." MondoRick
- Top Twenty tanner88
- "No, in your REAR!" fellow_consumer
- You really think this'll clear my earwax? michael3b
- Another Hollywood take on an old t.v. show: "B.J. and the Berry" Mr_Nonsense
- I can't believe I ate the WHOLE thing aaa123
- Here's my 'perfect stranger'. chase windu
- Sorry baby your career gauge is just about on “has-been” pissygoblin
- "Oh shit, you're pregnant; now I have to get a job..." vectorzero
- "Don't worry sweetie, blue means that you're NOT pregnant..." vectorzero
- Eventually, the groggy Halle Berry noticed she wasn't alone. Huddleston
- The Hy[pnotic Reflecting Table: a must-have for all you desperate frat boys michael3b
- The final result was difficult to achieve after rigor mortis set in. michael3b
- Waiting patiently to see if the head pokes through her ear. michael3b
- "I know Billy Bob, I did a love scene with Billy Bob. You're no Billy Bob" rainman76x
- Unfortunately for Ribisi, The Axe Effect wasn't all it was cracked up to be rainman76x
- Grundle didn't realize rohypnol lastest so long pissygoblin
- The Wonder Twins have been finding creative ways to activate their powers. nickumoh
- Nap nap naping on heaven's door. nickumoh
- I really would gice you a BJ , honey, but I forgot my microscope Shakesmear
- An emotional Halle Berry leans into the microphone to accept another Oscar mia_wallace
- "It was always head games with her." MR_MUCUS
- Sadly, her ear is the only hole that's tight enough for him. MR_MUCUS
- "Note the lack of thought bubbles." MR_MUCUS
- "Narcoleptics in love." MR_MUCUS
- Giovanni broke the news to Halle as gently as possible: "Trix are for kids" rainman76x
- After running out of Q-tips, Halle Berry improvises. HicksRollsInGrave
- Another day.................another audition!! Chubracabra
- Halle hated losing at "Spin the Dildo!" Chubracabra
- Ivory.....Ebony....living in perfect harmony!! Chubracabra
- "........as Halley quietly whispered......'Rosebud' !" Chubracabra
- "Please honey, Mr. Cranky doesn't always mean what he says in his reviews!" Chubracabra
- "I'm sorry, when I said Nappy Headed Ho, I was just in the moment!" Chubracabra
- An Erection Is A Terrible Thing To Waste!! Chubracabra
- "If you're happy and you know it................................!!! Chubracabra
- Smack me harder: The David Justice Story Drew_Atreides
- Ribisi mumbled, "Where IS that damn ON switch?" Pr0cession
- I suddenly changed my mind. You may have the car tonight, dear mia_wallace
- Is this a bad time to tell you about my latex fetish? mia_wallace
- Halle Berry listens to the future of her career call her name mia_wallace
- Sweetie, it works better with my pants off. BlueMax
- My mommy warned me about girls like you. jrlewis79
- Her props for "There's Something About Halle" wore on him. BobLoblaw
- Uh, no honey, when I said I wanted a little head, I meant... Yamato
- Halle took the news that she wasn't really black hard. Drew_Atreides
- "So easy, a caveman could do her!" Mr_Nonsense
- Giovanni didn't realize cialis wore off so quickly. Mr_Nonsense
- "You're sad because you were Catwoman? Hey, I'M GIOVANNI RIBISI !!!" Huddleston
- Giovanni admits that audio sex sounded a lot more fun that it actually was. Huddleston
- Halle didn't quite get the concept of 'Lap Dancing With the Stars' JPBuckner
- A Cranky Presidency: day two gamerarocks
- The Squid and the Whale nickumoh
- "Grundle didn't realize rohypnol wore off so quickly." Jeff_Probst
- ...a little more to the right... BobLoblaw
- He thought, what would Billy Bob do? nickumoh
- Prefect Bad Captions Mr_Nonsense
- No heartbeat? My trouser snake needs mouth to mouth ASAP! foxjedi
- "I can't believe it's not Berry...!" Mr_Nonsense
- Release the hound! The_Shill
- Daytime television just wouldn’t be the same without Bob Barker Jynxx
- Test audiences for the new Tarantino movie were bored and uninterested Jynxx
- "...don't donkey punch, don't donkey punch, don't donkey punch..." stationkj
- so this is what comes up when I youtube search Nappy Headed Ho Job stationkj
- Once off his beating heart, she got to the heart of his beating off. The_Shill
- Lay still baby, your career is almost done. joemama
- Come on baby...I was almost finished. MR_BIG
- Halle's therapy sessions after "the kiss" from Adrian Brody continue today. sonofthedummy
- Always check the batteries on your RoboHo 3000 every two weeks. Scumby
- "No Halle, Balki and Larry are in Perfect Strangers." katgirl1
- Giovanni comforts Halle, she's realized a Razzie is for worst actress. katgirl1
- CPA innuendo #304: Wanna “stimulate” my economy? nickumoh
- "I don't have the heart to tell her that it is just a wrench in my pocket." Nathan_Jr
- “Inflate to 15psi” Wow and I always thought that “air headed ho” was an exp pissygoblin
- "I should probably tell her about this mole... ehh.... maybe later!" Nathan_Jr
- After 32 years without a bj, he was so close now... dubiousRW
- Yeah yeah I'll give you Affleck's number but first you gotta do ME a favor! Nathan_Jr
- As she dozed off Giovanni realised a dream and reached for her ass! Nathan_Jr
- Giovanni knew the chloroform fabricsoftener would pay for itself eventually Nathan_Jr
- Don't worry about 'Catwoman' I was in 'Pussykat' and 'Still the Beaver' Nathan_Jr
- Its moments like this that make you glad you remembered to power your balls nickumoh
- Somehow Halle got the Bronson Pinchot role in the Perfect Strangers movie. Nathan_Jr
- "Well hello Mr. Bond!!!" Nathan_Jr
- "Halle likes his berries." MR_MUCUS
- "Grundle didn't realize rohypnol wore off so quicky." MR_MUCUS
- Don't worry it's only a matter of time before Ben and Jerry name some Nathan_Jr
- "Most awkwardly conjoined twins ever." MR_MUCUS
- "Ok, most chicks wait til I get my pants open but sure ok go ahead" Nathan_Jr
- "Yup I can see it alright. How d'ya reckong a 666 tattoo got there?" Nathan_Jr
- Crazy Glue Mishap #53 - the old ear/crotch combination Nathan_Jr
- Lappy-Headded Ho pissygoblin
- "She moved on from Professor X to Professor Sex." MR_MUCUS
- "Life's Berry, Berry good for him." MR_MUCUS
- The timing just didn't feet right to make his pitch for Amway. nickumoh
- When I asked for head I wasn't talking about the ear, okay. OscarTamerz
- The new laptop is a hot item. gumby
- She imagined the relection in the coffee table was Eric Benet. nickumoh
- A nappy-headed Angelina Jolie is better than a nappy-headed Star Jones. ROTJob
- It was hard to tell when Halle had been thinking about X-Men, or Ex-men. nickumoh
- He thought to himself, the klan is really gonna look down on this. nickumoh
- And then he thought to himself, "She's the best cat I've ever had." die maus
- "Please stop purring, its starting to creep me out." nickumoh
- Yet another couple falls asleep watching "Perfect Stranger". die maus
- It was a bad time to have diarrhea. die maus
- "Don Imus called you what?" stationkj
- Dave regrets his last wish, thinking that he really did want a new car stationkj
- Sadly, he realized it was going to be another night of "blowjob tug o war." ROTJob
- "Its okay baby, Catwoman almost made me suicidal too." stationkj
- Kama Sutra: The Jane Goodall approach stationkj
- That's funny. I feel a sneeze coming, but I'm only allergic to cat dander. nickumoh
- Pussy troll....what the??? stationkj
- Have you consider switching to T-Gel, Dorothy Dandruff? nickumoh
- Ikea's new catalog was aimed at a more emo audience stationkj
- "Wake up, Sleepyhead." nickumoh
- Halle's Berries nickumoh
- Intruding Dorothy Dandridge tanner88
- B*A*P*S: Bad At Peep Smoking tanner88
- Giovanni Ribisi reveals that he too had sex with Eric Benét. tanner88
- "Boiler Room 2: More Interracial Love" was a giant hit. tanner88
- Ball Monster nickumoh
- "Boiler Room 2: More Interracial Love" was a giant hit. tanner88
- Suicidal after an Oscar win, horny after a crappy movie. tanner88
- The most exciting Halle Berry movie ever. tanner88
- The old "There's insulin in my cock" trick worked. tanner88
- She demanded to talk to the little man in charge. Scumby
- Awkwardly conjoined twins. Scumby
- Chad Pennington fails to score again. Scumby
- The Penis Whisperer Scumby
- You're right, I *can* hear the ocean! JMike
- "This wasn't what I meant by 'Doggie style'." Cannon_Fodder
- "It's a wig." Cannon_Fodder
- He wanted erotic. He got ear-otic. die maus
- They vowed they'd never buy another DIY coffee table from Wal-mart again. die maus
- Well, I can't feel it kick. Are you SURE you're pregnant? dlew919
- "Say honey? Whilst you're down there..." Throwing_Muses
- Ear sex - intimacy for those who choose to wait until marriage. Throwing_Muses
- "Yummy! I found a juicy one." Cannon_Fodder
- "Honey, I think you should dye another day." Cannon_Fodder
- His constant nit-picking only damaged their relationship. Cannon_Fodder
- She was a lousy lay. Cannon_Fodder
- Monster's Ball: The Next Generation rainman76x
- I'LL show you a MONSTER'S BALL!! Pr0cession
- Ribisi began to wonder whether the foil-wrapped pickle was such a good idea Pr0cession
- Halle, this is career suicide, not real suicide. There’s a difference. DisappointedAgain
- Ribisi regretted choosing the refried beans for lunch before the shoot. Pr0cession
- No, really, it's there...THERE! Well if you can't SEE it, can you HEAR it? Pr0cession
- "I did Catwoman--please, make me feel good!" rainman76x
- "Ted honey, are you sure this will cure my hiccups?" DisappointedAgain
- A dime bag of catnip doesn't go very far fellow_consumer
- Grundle finally learns his lesson about rohypnol. DisappointedAgain
- Dreams of flight are common, accompanying ear-popping sensations less so. fellow_consumer
- Cat nap fellow_consumer
- 666!?!? Wait, maybe they’re 9’s. DisappointedAgain
- OK, That's good. Now pull my finger veeeery slowly. DisappointedAgain
- Microphallus syndrome accommodation #3 DisappointedAgain
- Balkei shows her how you greet people in Mepos Yamato
- "Through grooming, social bonds are renewed and strengthened." Yamato
- My dear, how do I tell you this. You have lice. Yamato
- Any professional who sleeps on the job deserves an earful. fellow_consumer
- Nappy ho fellow_consumer
- Why you should never order a 'nappy-headed ho'. Scumby
- She never expected to be impaled at the temple. Scumby
- Duke Lacrosse, the real story gamerarocks
- Firsties! MuhammadAus
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