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Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End Caption Contest
Winner: MR_MUCUS
"On the plus side, he shits pearls."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
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Captions:
- Great caption Mucus! MuhammadAus
- "He sells seashells by the sea shore." Mr_Nonsense
- Neptune hated when he and the wife fought. In his heart he knew she was.... Nathan_Jr
- "I'm pretty sure nobody can tell this is a combover!" Nathan_Jr
- So many Costume Parties, so little time. Nathan_Jr
- The unseen, ugly side of Mermaid love Nathan_Jr
- imus waited too long for his comeback tanstaafl
- Tim Burton's Aquaman. Scumby
- The face that sank a thousand ships rainman76x
- Tyra Banks hits the streets sans makeup to see how the other half lives. michael3b
- You're fucking right I want an umbrella in my Mai Tai! michael3b
- Top 7ish for the week foxjedi
- Bush's new Ambassador to Israel was a poor choice. foxjedi
- SWM Likes long, oftentimes perpendicular walks on the beach. nickumoh
- I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed bilge rat poop deck Fallena
- I should have just put the fucking lotion in the basket. Marion
- Rosie O'Donnell's high colonic ends in tragedy. TooCool13
- "The Bachelor" reaches its 15th season. TooCool13
- And his Crunch Berries STILL aren't soggy! nickumoh
- Thank God they haven't perfected Smell-o-vision. nickumoh
- Dr. Zoidberg, I presume. nickumoh
- Dude...seriously, is there anything on my face? nickumoh
- Aquaman's bout with Alzheimers was as bad as The Flash's need for a walker. nickumoh
- He hoped, just this once, he wouldn't be sitting next to some weirdo ... dlew919
- Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! Huddleston
- I was hopin Cranky would do a 'Bug' pic this week and let me off the hook. Huddleston
- That's what you get for passing out drunk in a sailor's bar. Nathan_Jr
- Phil Spector's appearance didn't garner him any sympathy with the jury. Mr_Nonsense
- The high school kids prank on Mr Jones had really got out of hand this time Nathan_Jr
- Neptune always hated his 5 o'clock crustacean shadow. Nathan_Jr
- "Welcome to Red Lobster...how many? gambit816
- At wit's end: fellow_consumer
- Will this leave scars? slice
- Why you should never be "sleepin' with the fishes". Scumby
- It's only me, I'm back from the sea, and i'm BARNACLE BILL THE SAILOR! faddah
- "Screw you, Dr. Zizmor!!!" vectorzero
- Mom was right when she said it won't get better if I keep picking at it. Huddleston
- "Just a couple of oranges, huh?..." smbika
- My caption smbika
- But Dr. Botox Guy, you said this would help me look younger! I'm suing! eighties_chick
- Eau De Crustacean by Calvin Klein Nathan_Jr
- Don't you just want to pop that "zit" on his left cheek? red-eric-1
- Pirates of the Carribbean: AWE Caption red-eric-1
- Stellan's dream: Eyes like 'Limpet' pools and a well defined 'Mussel'ature 1armednazi
- Walking the plankton. gumby
- Unfortunately for Hot Rod the Pirate, condoms had not yet been invented gumby
- Puberty was extremely tough on Neptune gumby
- A face only a blind mother can love gumby
- The first lawyer evolves legs and emerges from the sea. Scumby
- "I don't care if it is customary. I'm not tipping the hairdresser." Oort
- Depression really sank in when he realized the barnacle's penis... Oort
- At least he had proof he'd lost his virginity. Oort
- Mom was right. I shouldn't have picked at it. Oort
- But you should see what I gave her. Oort
- pirates caption vernitchell
- Red Lobster really grows on you after awhile. Scumby
- Thats Allstate Stand....Are you in good hands? mvenshnop
- The "salad bar" at Tim Burton's restaurant was unique if not appitizing. Yamato
- Why 'Extreme Makeover' was axed dlew919
- Next on VH1, Paris Hilton in "The Prison Life." foxjedi
- 15 molds on a dead-man's face...yo ho ho and a mottle of scum! michael3b
- After they lost his picture, Dorian Grey swore he'd never use those dlew919
- Aquaman really let himself go. Cannon_Fodder
- "I said I was a real fun guy, not a real fungi." Cannon_Fodder
- In the Navy you meet people from many different places... and swap diseases photomills
- "Edward James Olmos gears up for Season 20 of BSG" andyman
- "I told Paris we should use a condom!" perfectsadie
- Pirates Caption Contest perfectsadie
- Edward James Olmos's makeup takes up 2/3 of Battlestar Galactica's budget. Scumby
- Lindsay Lohan, shit-faced. Scumby
- Muff diving accident victim. Scumby
- Nick Nolte's mugshot following the brawl at Jimbo's Crab Shack. foxjedi
- Behold the effects of listening to the entire K-Fed album! foxjedi
- In Soviet Russia, the goldfish swallows YOU! foxjedi
- Sure, let's go to Tijuana! Think how much fun that would be! Jerks! foxjedi
- Michael Jackson in the year 2025. foxjedi
- Mr. Shelffish brought a stick of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter to the... foxjedi
- Aww shucks! foxjedi
- Acneman had hard time finding work as superhero. gumby
- Pizza with the works to go. gumby
- Dammit, I guess you really are what you eat. JPBuckner
- "Grandpa, they pelted you too?" "No, I fell down at the Big Boy." lost_cause
- Don't you just want to pop it? Drew_Atreides
- I'm great breaded, deep-fried, and served with chips and tartar sauce I_Hate_Movies
- MAKEUP! gamerarocks
- Does this look infected to you? mia_wallace
- He meets the cheerleader criterion of ugliness: 1.) U-G-L-Y 2.) No Alibi rainman76x
- Joan Rivers, circa 2017 rainman76x
- "On the bright side... the sea anemones keep ticklin' my wedding tackle " Devo
- "A picture from the summer when grampa fell into the Aquarium's touch-pool" Dano
- "Wait 'til ya see where the friggin' sea cucumber has attached itself!" Devo
- Sea Leprosy gamerarocks
- Just a typical Phish fan gamerarocks
- Edward James Olmos' long lost love child gamerarocks
- 28 Weeks Later meets The Little Mermaid. HicksRollsInGrave
- Deadliest Catch: In Russian Waters gamerarocks
- Long-term Viagra abuse has some serious side effects. Scumby
- The Return of Jimmy Hoffa Scumby
- "Hey, uhh you've got a little something right here... uhh yeah you got it." sonofthedummy
- "Jack Bauer at the of the underwater season of "24"." sonofthedummy
- "The Fantastic Four never risked an again orgy after this happened." sonofthedummy
- Another sorry victim of a one night stand with RuPaul. sonofthedummy
- I've got to quit drinking. zane0888
- "Another poor fool addicted to kraken." MR_MUCUS
- "Don't ever take him up on his offer to play the shell game." MR_MUCUS
- "On the plus side, he shits pearls." MR_MUCUS
- "Nick Nolte after being busted for 'scuba-diving under the influence'." MR_MUCUS
- David Blaine would finally break Houdini's record, but at what cost? fellow_consumer
- "Durable, but uncomfortable" - Jimmy Hoffa, re: cement shoes fellow_consumer
- Don't do Meth kids; Brought to you by the AZ council on drugs Lord_Tarmac
- Sea Monkeys: The Shocking Truth fellow_consumer
- "FOOOOD FIGHT" Devo
- Extreme Shell Shock Lord_Tarmac
- What do you mean eat there? I am the seafood buffet at Red Lobster! Blackbeard
- Well it look like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing shell Lord_Tarmac
- No one suspects the Spanish In-fish-sition Lord_Tarmac
- Long Joan Rivers was the most feared undead pirate of all. Scumby
- "Grundle didn't realize rohypnol wore off so quickly." Jeff_Probst
- I'll think twice before ordering the fried cheese at Chili's again. joemama
- Cameron Diaz found HD close-ups embarassing backstabber
- The winner of 'Survivor: Atlantis.' Bobo
- Carmen Miranda did not age well. michael3b
- Do I have something on my face? michael3b
- Gesundheit! michael3b
- You should've seen the other guy. Drew_Atreides
- Catching Crabs from Lindsay Lohan was no joke. tanner88
- Good Will Turner Hunting tanner88
- The Unbearable Lightness of Being a Sea Monster tanner88
- The real effects of Insomnia tanner88
- You should see the other guy! tanner88
- Pirate Emo tanner88
- Two more movies and Skarsgård's indentured servitude to Bruckheimer is over tanner88
- Jeff Probst didn't realize Proactiv wore off so quickly fellow_consumer
- In The Apprentice: Waterworld, Donald Trout's catchphrase: "You Floundered" nickumoh
- Critiquing old movies Mr. Cranky was hit with the curse of Ishtar. Lord_Tarmac
- "The make-up artists tried in vain to make Keith Richards look more human." MR_MUCUS
- "SWM ISO A SEA FOOD LOVER." MR_MUCUS
- "If you hold him up to your ear you can hear the ocean." MR_MUCUS
- "Barnacle Bill the sailor before Botox." MR_MUCUS
- Never let pinkeye go untreated. nickumoh
- YO HO YO HO A Mollusks life for me. Lord_Tarmac
- With Cialis, you may experience a rare but serious side effect Lord_Tarmac
- Pizza Hut's new mascot didn't exactly light up the cash register. Scumby
- ...it was the blowfish up his ass that caused the most discomfort. nickumoh
- Never go down on (INSERT SKANK HERE) nickumoh
- "Yeah..well...I'm still better looking than Keith Richards." ROTJob
- Needless to say, Proactiv isn't for everybody. nickumoh
- "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas my ass!" ROTJob
- FIRSTIES MUTHAPHUCKA!!! nickumoh
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