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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest Caption Contest
Winner: roostur
"Turn offs: Calamari, Flamboyant sea captains, Scurvy, and Kelly Clarkson."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
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Captions:
- "Don't tell me you haven't wondered what my penis looks like" scarlet_ohara
- The after effects of "Red Lobster" switching to genetically altered seafood scarlet_ohara
- He would have his revenge on Moby Dick, for eating his entire family scarlet_ohara
- Davy Jones learned the hard way not to store WMD's in his locker rainman76x
- Cap'n Crunch's botched facelift didn't go over well with the youngsters rainman76x
- Davy finds a "short and scaly" in his clam chowder. Oort
- "I am the very model of a modern mollusc general..." Oort
- No one had the courage to suggest a kleenex... Drew_Atreides
- When this is your waiter, its best not to order the caviar. <nt> nickumoh
- The bandages removed, he realized why you don't have HMO facelifts. CrazyEddy
- Alright, who fed Condi Rice after midnight? foxjedi
- Dick Tracy Villian #42: Vito “Oodles” Delicata ben243243
- Some Southerners don't know when to stop inbreeding. <nt> nickumoh
- This just in from Action Central News....OSAMA bin LADEN HAS BEEN UNMASKED! whysoitenley
- whysoitenley whysoitenley
- Hi My Name is Putz-Face! whysoitenley
- "Audiences can't believe Bill Nye the science guy is under that make-up." Mr_Nonsense
- Mushroom Head's evil plans were plagued by psychedelic visions. michael3b
- It's rare you see an honest photo on eHarmony.com. CrazyEddy
- Who shot that albatross? ben243243
- Teri Hatcher found HDTV closeups unflattering backstabber
- Captain Hook feels the sting of Peter Pan's latest prank. roostur
- Don't make me Inky. You won't like me when I'm Inky. roostur
- Viagra's new Spokesman. roostur
- The only customer to ever get his money back from eHarmony. roostur
- Turn Offs: Calamari, Flamboyant sea captains, Scurvy, and Kelly Clarkson. roostur
- Gene Shalit doesn't appreciate snide remarks about his mustache. Scumby
- Sneak peek of Brad Pitt in the remake of THE OCTOMAN. Mister_Hoobody
- Cthulhu's Glamour Shots npacknabar
- Wait! This didn't contain peanuts, did it!? npacknabar
- "It'll stay that way," mother said, but I kept making the face... npacknabar
- Hollywood's racist portrayal of squids continues. Squidbilly
- Pull my fing--ERRR--tentacle... Pr0cession
- "I recommend the octopus special--it's fresh today. Yar, Reeeally fresh." Scumby
- "This is no time for kraken jokes!" MR_MUCUS
- "Curse that Jacques Cousteau and his damnable paparazzi!" Oort
- "I could swear there were only three seagulls just a minute ago." Oort
- Davey was bit by a radioactive octopus... Oort
- Japan's own Ron Jeremy Oort
- Tom Cruise's god shows his true face. Oort
- Got Calamari? Oort
- Aquaman's looking like model material right now. TMundo
- He suspiciously eyed the 7 ft. bowl of marinara sauce they had brought out. TMundo
- After a double take, Davy Jones was shocked to see... ben243243
- Won't return Aquaman's phone calls. ben243243
- ...and so I never logged onto Classmates.com again! ben243243
- After Mutiny on the Bounty, Marlon Brando haunts any and all nautical films ben243243
- Much to Zarquowi's surprise-the virgins were not what he expected!!! Jgerovac
- a real dick-head whysoitenley
- Fresh off his success with X3, Brett Ratner reimages the Snorks Form-VII
- BAD MAN'S CAPTIONS Mr_Nonsense
- Steve Buscemi IS Squidwoth in SpongeBob 2: Electric Boogaloo. foxjedi
- Have you ever had that "Not-so-fresh" feeling? nickumoh
- A sneak peak at Gary Busey's next Star cover photo. foxjedi
- Lenny watches in horror as the "Curse of Nicole Kidman" reaches ... amano_hyo
- "Wait'll they get a load of me." nickumoh
- "Tell 'em Large Marge sent you!" nickumoh
- Eleven Penis-based captions after my original penis caption. None before. I_Hate_Movies
- Cheer up, sleepy Jean. Oh, what can it mean..oops. Wrong Davy Jones. ROTJob
- "Upon seeing Keira Knightly, Davy pitched a tentacle in his pants!" Mr_Nonsense
- Tokyo's most sought after male prostitute. Cannon_Fodder
- The crew called him 'Captain Snagglepuss' behind his back. Scumby
- Barb Streisand's bad side I_Said_Ouch_Not_Stop
- The world was horrified by the first photo's of the brad-jolie baby. Yamato
- Squids on a motherf*****g boat! Yamato
- ..and a seventh blade shaves even deeper.. I_Said_Ouch_Not_Stop
- "Don't startle me, mate! I think I just inked me self." MR_MUCUS
- "Davy Jones don't care about black people, y'all." MR_MUCUS
- Chicks dig the French beret. yvr73
- Chernobyl Repetory Theatre celebrates 30 years of the Pirates of Penzance TheWreck
- "Arr, I need a nose ring like I need to be called 'Prince Albert'" unkelpervy
- Bob's face proved that men really let themselves go after they get married Elwood83
- Needless to say, he had trouble getting a date for his senior prom Elwood83
- 'Hey Earl'...'Hey Crab Man'. yvr73
- Have you seen my son Nemo? Yamato
- Yar, that Captain Highliner is a dead man for what he did to me family! Yamato
- Yarr! Huddleston
- Live action Squidward missed the mark significantly with test audiences rainman76x
- The captain needed to find some octopussy to satisfy his octopenises. Cannon_Fodder
- Why Ernest Borgnine and Ethel Merman didn't have children. fellow_consumer
- Why mermaids are into interspecies mating. fellow_consumer
- Why facial liposuction is a bad idea. Cannon_Fodder
- Matt Groening: "Why have you stolen Dr. Zoidberg from Futurama?" sonofthedummy
- "What Tom and Katie's kid Suri really looks like!" sonofthedummy
- Peter seemed fine after receiving his alien brain-sucker implant. Scumby
- You have a face of a movie star-that squid monster in the Japanese sf movie Mister_Hoobody
- PIECE OF SHIT Zombik
- Sigmund gets a Freudian makeover in David Cronenberg's 'H R PufnStuf' fellow_consumer
- Pardon me boy,is this the lair of great Cthulhu? Mister_Hoobody
- Even syllable-challenged, who wouldn't brag of being born on a pirate ship? fellow_consumer
- He had a hard time finding a respectable girlfriend since www.piranhakeeper.com
- The possibilties for the porn movie pastiche were endless. Cannon_Fodder
- Man with 30 penised face seeking 30 vagina-faced woman www.piranhakeeper.com
- Man with 30 penised face looking with 30 vagina-faced woman www.piranhakeeper.com
- The truth about too much Captain Morgan Spiced Rum. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- HAR! Did someone say 'Swimming With The Devil Sharks in Prada'? <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- The Bearded Clam www.piranhakeeper.com
- "Surprise cockface!" Cannon_Fodder
- The captain's favourite wench was always complaining of tentacle rash. Cannon_Fodder
- The government's new "use water wisely" campaign went to extreme lengths. Cannon_Fodder
- Yoda's High School Yearbook Photo. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- FINISH HIM!!!!!! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Tintin's new travelling companion was both unoriginal and too scary. Cannon_Fodder
- Patsy Ramsey gets a well deserved makover in Hell. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Ben Wallace dares you to try to drive the lane on him. Scumby
- When toenail fungus goes untreated... michael3b
- Davy Jones decided to take his dermatologist's advice and give Accutane a OscarTamerz
- Davy Jones had a phobia for lemon slices and marinara sauce. OscarTamerz
- I am not an animal, I am a.... never mind, I'm an animal. OscarTamerz
- Mr. Cranky Sucks kerrysucksandblows
- He has his mother's eyes, his father's smile... and Michael Jackson's nose. Squishy
- You have to wonder what his genitals look like... Squishy
- "Shiver me tentacles!" Icky_icky_fetang_zoot
- Peter Benchley's, "Beast." Icky_icky_fetang_zoot
- Sixteen penises on a squid man's face. Icky_icky_fetang_zoot
- Yosemite Sam in Wes Craven's Looney Tunes Meet Freddy Scumby
- Even at 120, Joan Collins still showed up at the Oscars Elwood83
- Caption: Here's looking at you, Squid. gumby
- It can be shocking when those Botox injections wear off Elwood83
- ...and Michael Jackson STILL denied an addiction to surgery! Elwood83
- After being held captive for years by Jabba the Hutt, Princess Leia finally Elwood83
- The Gillette Mach 2,000,000 gets all those hard to trim areas. Icky_icky_fetang_zoot
- Squids and reggae DO NOT MIX. Icky_icky_fetang_zoot
- I've heard of dread locks, but face locks? Icky_icky_fetang_zoot
- "It's called the Miami Vice stubble look and it was big in the 80's." Scumby
- World's cunningest linguist. Scumby
- "Nick-the-Knife eyes a potential creepy backrub candidate." MR_MUCUS
- Why you should avoid NY City subways at 4AM. CrazyEddy
- Hey, but my HMO dental plan has a low deductible! CrazyEddy
- The downside of designer club drugs. CrazyEddy
- And stop calling me penis head! CrazyEddy
- Never joke about a pirate's tentacle. ben243243
- The gum disease known as Gingivitis. ben243243
- Instead of getting food stuck in his beard, his beard sticks his food! ben243243
- Little Davy stayed in the tub too long... ben243243
- A vintage stock photo from Woodstock, 1969 ben243243
- Davy Jones shortly before performing his famed 'Raspberry of Death.' ben243243
- Death of a Mary Kay Salesman nickumoh
- Hey, is there anything on my face? nickumoh
- Nixon: The Hereafter Years. michael3b
- Finally a man that can satisfy nine women at once. Lounge-Lizzard
- "McD's Mr. Squid character and accompanying sandwich were short-lived." The_Solipsist
- "He couldn't do chin-ups, but he could satisfy a woman." The_Solipsist
- Airtran Airways guarantees you’ll never sit next to this guy on any flight Jynxx
- When Jeff Goldblum is your rolemodel............... gamerarocks
- I can fit all twelve of my neck penises in my mouth. Jealous? I_Hate_Movies
- I'll have the calamari.... michael3b
- Jessica Simpson before Proactiv. michael3b
- Republican Presidential Nominee 2008 Jynxy74
- People still haven't learned not to go down on Courtney Love. Icky_icky_fetang_zoot
- I want the mother$#%^ing squid off the mother#$%*ing ship! foxjedi
- "Even through the latex Nighy can still out-act Orlando Bloom." Mr_Nonsense
- There'll be no 'pillaging' of my locker tonight! ben243243
- "Whadda ya mean Pittsburgh traded me?" gamerarocks
- Sealab 2022 gamerarocks
- Hey, have you happened to see the most beautiful girl in the world who gamerarocks
- Turns out that "The Squid and the Whale" movie was based on actual events. nickumoh
- SeaHarmony Ad #45315: 'Would you like to cuddle with this cuttlefish?' Mr_Nonsense
- Squiddly Diddly THIS m***** f***** gamerarocks
- Dr Earhardt turned up a long long way from Deep 13 gamerarocks
- The Banana Splits triumphant reunion tour gets underway gamerarocks
- This is what happens when you give yourself the nickname 'Barnicle Bill' gamerarocks
- Chuck E. Cheese competitor Crustacean Station was less popular amongst kids Scumby
- His mother warned him that if he made that face it would get stuck that way Scumby
- Squiddy Barnacle Service: Yo ho ho and a belly o' barnacles! ben243243
- Mates, let's get Kraken! ben243243
- Sloppy Joe and The Lunchlady really did have kids. ben243243
- Arg, this is me big break. I hope they get me good side! EAshley
- K'Dargo still can't understand why Farscape was cancelled. Scumby
- Octopus headgear is all the rage on the runways in France this year. Scumby
- I would've gotten away with it, if not for those pesky kids! ben243243
- "He looks tough, but in fact he's an octopussy." Mr_Nonsense
- Errol Flynn Lives! ben243243
- "Arrrggghhh, Might It Be Me Mornin' Breath Keepin' Tha Lasses Away?" MAYORBOB
- American Idol has hit a new low. ben243243
- "Yarr, it was love at first sight with me and Medusa" rainman76x
- Blasted scurvy! It sucks having no teeth! die maus
- "Who made that comment about "calamari for dinner"?!" die maus
- Only the Japanese school girls loved him. die maus
- "One guy who doesn't trust the Gorton's Fisherman." Mr_Nonsense
- "Slither 2: Slither Me Timbers" Mr_Nonsense
- It's a long way to sunken Ry'leh... Mister_Hoobody
- Long John Silver's provides a visual reference for the taste of their food rainman76x
- "I owe Cthulhu my soul!" stubbmann
- Contrary to popular belief, his mother hated his face rainman76x
- No one was willing to tell him that he had a face made only for radio rainman76x
- I hope nobody notices my dandruff. yvr73
- Fellas, I gotta be honest, I could have used more cow bell. yvr73
- Got Squid? Yamato
- Brad and Angelina's latest adoptee. HomeSkillet
- The spawn of Britney Spears and K-Fed, all growed up. HomeSkillet
- ...and featuring Keith Richards as Jack Sparrow, Sr. HomeSkillet
- Yarr, I dont like the way that sushi chef is looking at me. Yamato
- I hope no one on the Red Wings scores a hat trick tonight. Yamato
- The first Davey Jones in the "Monkeys" failed to draw in the teenage girls Yamato
- Pillage THEN you burn...else you end up like Squidy there. foxjedi
- SpongeBob SquarePants: three years into his meth addiction. foxjedi
- Rotten fish smell? How the hell am I supposed to know? See a nose? foxjedi
- Arrrr...had a wee bit too much rum... Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- I am NOT Great Cthulu! Mister_Hoobody
- Your mother was a seahorse, and your father smelt of seaweed. JPBuckner
- Tammy Faye Bakker without makeup JPBuckner
- Mr. February in the Play-ghoul calander. JPBuckner
- Gillette still hasn't invented a shaver that reaches my hard to reach spots JPBuckner
- Medusa's lesser-known brother. JPBuckner
- Early plans for Dr. Octopus' make-up needed work. JPBuckner
- Sushi-man: lamest super-villian ever. JPBuckner
- "Needless to say, he's a sucker for the ladies." MR_MUCUS
- "VH-1's Behind the Music, Davy Jones: Ex-Monkey turned Mollusk" MR_MUCUS
- "Quaker Oats' edgy new take on Cap'n Crunch bombed with consumers." MR_MUCUS
- "You don't know what it's like to be the squidman, behind blue eyes..." MR_MUCUS
- Johnny Depp's brother begged him for a part in his latest film... M_H
- He looked around discreetly, checking to see if anyone smelled his fart... Cranky Cow
- Michael Jackson's latest plastic surgery allowed him to 'fit in' in Dubai. Scumby
- "If looks could tenta-kill." MR_MUCUS
- Ken Lay. Not Dead Yet. Throwing_Muses
- "Squidbillies: The Movie." MR_MUCUS
- "What's in your wallet?" MR_MUCUS
- "Despite his good looks, his boss Jabba still got all the girls." MR_MUCUS
- "Keith Richards has really let himself go." MR_MUCUS
- Wilford Brimley doesn't get too many role offers these days. Scumby
- Why you shouldn't go down on Paris Hilton. Scumby
- Ladies, this is what he looks like AFTER 12 beers. foxjedi
- Yargh, matey! Have some yellow stuff, I can't believe it's not butter! foxjedi
- Off in the distance...Ron Jeremy wept. foxjedi
- He was the only gigolo in town who did group sales. Scumby
- Seaworthy Same seeks Nautical Nina for wanton pillaging and parrot bakes... foxjedi
- Why yes, I'm from Kentucky, how did you know? Scumby
- Yo ho yo ho! New Jersey life for me! foxjedi
- Why you don't often see Kirstie Alley without her makeup. Scumby
- Who wants a tentacle ride? foxjedi
- You had me at "Arrrrrrrrrgh". Scumby
- Casting for the new Star Trek movie was going really well this time.. Cranky Cow
- Why you shouldn't go down on Paris Hilton. Scumby
- Invertibrate Orthodox Jews loath themselves because they are not kosher. Scumby
- Bob Marley hopes you like jammin' too. Scumby
- Ayatollah Calimari, future Sultan of Afghanistan. Scumby
- Mark Hamill circa 2017. Scumby
- Ayatollah Calimari, future Sultan of Afghanistan. Scumby
- Saddam Hussein's personal hygiene was never one of his strong points. Scumby
- Tim Burton's "Sea Dog Santa" Scumby
- The live-action Futurama movie starring Zoidberg. Scumby
- Even this man's beard is no match for the new Gillette Septa-Blade! Scumby
- Don't hate me because I'm beautiful... Scumby
- Alone at last, Karl Rove let his true form take shape Elwood
- The remake of "Octopussy" was a little too literal... M_H
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