08/22/02: Like I said

Posted By: convenor


If you're soooo upset about the coverage that Princess Jenna got for her drinking binge, you might contact the New York Daily News -- they ran the story.

But as for "no good reason"? Let's see, Jenna herself has been arrested on more than one occasion for underage drinking . . . her cousin Noelle in Florida appears to have a substance abuse problem . . . I seem to recall a story or two about Billy Carter and Roger Clinton . . . but I guess turnabout is no longer fair play, huh?

Yeah, whatever, Morriso Hoel. I note that the substance of what was said STILL hasn't been addressed. Just to save you from getting the vapors, I'll quote an excerpt:

"Last week George W. Bush impressed upon America's CEOs the need for 'values of hard work and honesty. I'm talking about telling the truth.' Come now George, the truth? You mean like when you told the nation that you hid your alcohol-related arrests so that your kids wouldn't make the same mistakes? That's pretty funny. And as for hard work, well it seems that there's one type of hard work for 'ordinary Americans' and another for the Bush family. Last week Jenna Bush was seen with two friends in St. Tropez drinking a $225 bottle of vodka, followed by a $225 bottle of tequila. Wow - she must have been working really hard at her summer internship to have earned that kind of cash! But hard work obviously has it's own rewards: just think - if they'd had one more bottle they would have spent more on booze in an afternoon than Jenna's two alcohol- related convictions cost her in fines."

That George! Truth, hard work and honesty! What are three things the Dim Son can pronounce, but doesn't have a clue as to their meaning? Now THERE's a trifecta.


o Post a response to this discussion thread

Go to: Pluto Nash | Message | Previous Response |