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Poseidon Caption Contest
Winner: Scumby
"This is your last chance to give us the secret KFC recipe, Colonel."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
Winner's Page
Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- Woot Scumby
- Top Captions nickumoh
- The Rove Boat: He ran a tight ship, until it sprang a leak. fellow_consumer
- "And afterwards, a big wave comes and flushes the poop deck clean." fellow_consumer
- "You're going to like the way you look. I guarantee it." <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- "Whaddya mean, 'nice ferryboat'!?? You implying somethin'??" fellow_consumer
- With the Minutemen on patrol not even Kris Kringle was safe Form-VII
- Ahh,,...I've got nothing. The pictures are terrible this week. KristinitaMaria
- As lame as pics got, die hard fans struggled to save Cranky's caps contest. Goldfish In The Toilet
- Proof: Not everyone ever molested by a priest complains. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Letr him die! NO THIS BASTARD SOLD ME AN ECHO AND HE SHOULD SUFFER! <GES> Goldfish In The Toilet
- You just can't seem to remember the First Rule of Fight Club, old man! Scumby
- The Da Vinci Code 2: The Santa Clause Scumby
- WE HAVE FOUND HUBBARD'S BODY! THE IRS WILL PAY US MILLIONS!!!! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- In "American Graffiti 3: 2 Fast 2 Curious", Curt debates boat drag racing. nickumoh
- You have got to be $hitting me! nickumoh
- Screw it! Being a Jedi isn't worth all this! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- The muther fugger stole my jacket! We can't let him get away! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Dammit I posted a cpation here in 1972....I gotta do it AGAIN???? <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- caption2 quibix
- caption quibix
- And THIS, Mr Holland, is for convincing me that I could make money in music Parca_Mortem
- Dick Cheney doomed himself by mistaking his rescuers for quail. Parca_Mortem
- Sylvester Stallone's age was showing in the "Tango & Cash" sequel. Parca_Mortem
- "Richard! Let go of your winkie and give us your hands!!!" Flash M
- We serve your food, we clean your room...Do not fuck with us! ben243243
- Oh no you don't! You're not getting out of this movie that easily! backstabber
- When I was your age I could lift 3 dead hookers with one arm mia_wallace
- Russell: "I see a black sport jacket, I kill the man who's wearing it!" MR_MUCUS
- Die Hard: the Senior Years. Cannon_Fodder
- "Next time, tip the bellboy, old man!" Cannon_Fodder
- Close encounters of the absurd kind. Cannon_Fodder
- "...and for that moment, they were the only three people in the ship" nickumoh
- "Carefull, he's ticklish!" nickumoh
- Still not even one funny caption!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! www.piranhakeeper.com
- Michael Jackson's kid exacts revenge on Dad twenty years later. MuhammadAus
- Once Cheney was in power, the social security problem was resolved scarlet_ohara
- "After we get him up, we have to burp him then put him to bed." Flash M
- "This is your last chance to give us the secret KFC recipe, Colonel." Scumby
- Who needs medicare when you've got gravity SPARGS
- World's worst nursing home Scumby
- Gravity is a harsh mistress. foxjedi
- Tom Cruise's drug-free method for curing constipation. MuhammadAus
- Getting mugged by your gay neighbours in NYC. MuhammadAus
- OK, maybe the stairs was a good idea afterall. MuhammadAus
- "Not a very impressive boat, but the ceiling tiles are nice." Dano
- "This is almost as hard as pulling up my old dead career" Kurt thought wcweaver
- Beating back crackhead squatters was the most daunting task on www.piranhakeeper.com
- "You can't kill him yet Josh, I need to know how to rebuild Zion!" Venkman
- Looks like you can't even fist a buddy in the privacy of a treehouse www.piranhakeeper.com
- Yes, I'd hit a guy with glasses. Wham! Wham! www.piranhakeeper.com
- "ERRRGH! The boat just had to flip over AFTER the dessert service, huh!" Dano
- Baa jukyboxy
- "Been there, Posei-done that." MR_MUCUS
- Kurt: "No, I won't be responsible for his death...so you let go first!" MR_MUCUS
- "We're going to need a bigger boat..." stealthdozer
- "Day Without a Mexican 2: Siesta Cruise." Mr_Nonsense
- "Come back, if we're stuck in this film, so are you!" Cannon_Fodder
- The education of Max Bickford was hard on everyone. wdb1
- This is our treehouse, damn it! Quit trying to sneak in. wdb1
- The old man was well hung. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Look, it's Don Johnson and Jay Leno! X-Man
- "You told us this was 'Titanic 2: Attack of the Clones', old man!" rainman76x
- (click to read) rainman76x
- "I sure wish I'd taken that Flight 93 now!" MR_MUCUS
- "Sinking fast at a theater near you..." MR_MUCUS
- "Kurt Russel and Josh Lucas are Bob & Doug McKenzie in STRANGE CRUISE." MR_MUCUS
- Kurt: "We have to leave you life-sized dummy of Sigmund Freud behind!" MR_MUCUS
- "We alreadly lost Tenille, no way we're losing the Captain!" MR_MUCUS
- Oh no you don't, if we have to be in this lame flick, so do you. Yamato
- Worst Blind Date Ever dlew919
- "Try to think about the Shire and let it go, Frodo!" Tank Boy
- Sam has 'Snakes on a Plane', I get 'Dweebs on a Boat'. JPBuckner
- Official prior caption homage thread fellow_consumer
- He was the only passenger who'd fist Richard Dreyfuss fellow_consumer
- Why texans shouldn't own aquariums (they make 'em way too big) fellow_consumer
- "The sharks rejoiced, knowing they would dine well that night" fellow_consumer
- Thus began the unholy union of basketball and shark baiting fellow_consumer
- OK, OK...no Jaws 28 ... fellow_consumer
- ...and for that moment, they were the only three thailors on the thip. fellow_consumer
- A life-sized Richard Dreyfuss bust?! Fuck you, Santa! fellow_consumer
- Just forget it. No discount cabin boy is worth this. fellow_consumer
- Next, we're gonna teach him to 'beg'... fellow_consumer
- Kurt hated the shark baiting shots, as Dreyfuss would always go pantless. fellow_consumer
- Richard Dreyfuss's nipple pulling contest with cabin boy ended in tragedy fellow_consumer
- You had me at 'Don't let go' JPBuckner
- Survivor: Davy Jone's Locker JPBuckner
- De Boat, boss, de boat, de holy shit! JPBuckner
- "Unfortunately, his sidekick, Robert Shaw, wasn't as shark repellant." Mr_Nonsense
- "After that day no one would ever ask 'Can I get some water?' ever again." Mr_Nonsense
- "Just forget it. No discount sea cruise is worth this." Mr_Nonsense
- Ma Bell, circa 1817: Would you have invested? fellow_consumer
- ^ wrong forum, doh! fellow_consumer
- "After an hour it became quite clear that no one actually knew..." MR_MUCUS
- "...how to play king of the mountain." MR_MUCUS
- "Hide and seek on Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride." MR_MUCUS
- "Thus began the unholy union of disaster movies and gay love stories." MR_MUCUS
- "Oh my god, PJ - It's Mark Spitz!" MR_MUCUS
- Re: Official prior caption homage thread Scumby
- You had me at 'Eh?' Scumby
- I told you we should have gone to Disney World Shelby001
- Richard Dreyfuss??? I thought you were dead. Shelby001
- Dead Man Emoting Shelby001
- Look, Dreyfuss, I'm the star, not you! Shelby001
- "The dumb waiter killers strike again." Mr_Nonsense
- This is one heavy ass special effect. yvr73
- "Batman and Robin struggle valiantly to save Alfred" Elwood83
- "Cranky sez yer coal; crawl back under that boiler, ya lousy caption!" fellow_consumer
- "I remember this scene in Deep Blue Sea. I think I'm in trouble..." ModernRonin
- Children weaned too late often must be pushed from the nest. fellow_consumer
- The normal human instinct is always, always try to kill Richard Dreyfuss. CrazyEddy
- "Richard, you'd be easier to pull up if you weren't covered in Astroglide!" nickumoh
- "Stick a fork in him, because he's Posei-done!" Mr_Nonsense
- Richard Dreyfus IS Gavin McLoud in "Love Boat: Love Harder" JPBuckner
- Tonight On: "Battle Of The Hollwood B-List Stars Slumming For A Paycheque! daveyboy
- Caption Heading daveyboy
- "Hey Kurt. If he falls, I've got 40 bucks on heads." nickumoh
- "Richard, we said this movie's over the TOP, not over the EDGE!!!!" vectorzero
- Michael Bay's "Winken, Blinken and Nod" JPBuckner
- The past, present, and future versions of Kurt Russell... ben243243
- Close Encounter of the Absurd Kind JPBuckner
- You have to be this tall to get rescued. JPBuckner
- We're going to need a bigger arm. JPBuckner
- Father/son dine-and-dash runner-up I_Hate_Movies
- "Before I pull you up, might I interest you in converting to Scientology?" nickumoh
- Movie during the cruise: Titanic. Ironic because Titanic was good. nickumoh
- Flamenco and Cash nickumoh
- I don't know how long we can keep this extreme daisy-chain going. Jung
- "Not Harrison Ford and Not Matthew McConaughey rescue Not Dustin Hoffman." Mr_Nonsense
- "Little did they realize the people in the dining hall had..." Mr_Nonsense
- Sadly, they dropped him, like theaters dropped 'Poseidon' the second week. Mr_Nonsense
- "The Summer Bombs Start Early!" Mr_Nonsense
- Get this hobo off the damn train!! TMundo
- After his close encounter, Dreyfus possessed incredible leaping capability. ben243243
- The white version or King Kong proved to be less of a threat. TMundo
- "Dreyfus! STUPID HORSE!!!!!" Mad-Ness_Monster
- "I'll never let go, Jack!!!" Mad-Ness_Monster
- Look, Larry Bud Melman, we just had our gums polished! Aren't they shiny? Jung
- Mr Holland's Epitath jwiede
- "I know this is a bad time, but is your sister seeing anyone?" nickumoh
- Time for yet another round of bad captions Mr_Nonsense
- "Snake Plisskin? I heard you were dead!" Mr_Nonsense
- Caption: Jaws 2, Dreyfus O. gumby
- Caption: Teeth Gritting 101 in The Overactors' Studio. gumby
- Mr. Holland's Dopus CNYSkinFan
- "Does Marcelles Cranky look like a bitch??" ModernRonin
- But I don't want to go on the cart gamerarocks
- Bemoaning the lack of extendable Christmas trees, Kurt soldiers on gamerarocks
- Where is Patrick Duffy when you really need him? gamerarocks
- Escape from Atlantis gamerarocks
- Escape? HA! This is just a boat! I can get out of ANY place! gamerarocks
- Kurt narrowly avoids another Tango and Cash flashback gamerarocks
- Shelley Winters ghost does not appear in this movie gamerarocks
- Cufflinks by Cartier gamerarocks
- Next you're gonna tell me they filmed Deep Blue Sea here too, just great gamerarocks
- Dammit I'm not Ernest Borgnine, pull me up! gamerarocks
- "Don't panic, there has to be a morning after!" MR_MUCUS
- "Captain Ron's Ship has a breakdown in dark blue seas..." MR_MUCUS
- Floss damn you! You've never given up on anything in your life! grraphicsgrrl
- Brought to you by Dentene, for that fresh, all-about-to-die smile! grraphicsgrrl
- (you've got it all wrong; they're trying to shove him OFF the balcony.) grraphicsgrrl
- "I sea white people." MR_MUCUS
- "I don't care if Han Solo shot first. I'm JOSH Lucas, not George!" MR_MUCUS
- The Ambiguously Gay Duo saving the day... sonofthedummy
- "Mr. Holland's Mortis." MR_MUCUS
- "2 inspirational coaches struggle to save an inspirational music teacher." MR_MUCUS
- "Hold him a bit longer; I almost got his wallet." MR_MUCUS
- "If you want us to pull you up, let go of your Toyota Echo!" Parca_Mortem
- "You're right! Old men do give better head!" Parca_Mortem
- "It would be easier if someone wern't squeezing our balls!" pinball
- You've Seen Throw Mamma From the Train now go see Throw Daddy From the Boat katgirl1
- "Jeez! What the hell you been feeding this guy?" Flash M
- We need you for the sequel, Poseidon 2: Tahiti Tilt, hold on! ben243243
- Richard Dreyfus is a professor at Oxford now. Seriously. No, Seriously. ben243243
- Kurt needed a tuxedo jacket to turn in to get his deposit back. ben243243
- Help! The Mexican holding on to my legs is trying to immigrate! ben243243
- We'll pull you up only you grit your teeth like us! church
- Luckily, their bright smiles were able to light up the elevator shaft. Coaster
- Although they tried to save him, they all knew Dreyfus would get the shaft Xur
- You're not wearing green! and you're not wearing green! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- He liked his Irish holiday a little too much. In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- After sinking the Poseidon, Jaws finally gets his. ben243243
- Dick Cheney was more than roasted at last year's Republican Convention... ben243243
- Where will you be when diarreha strikes? ben243243
- Best wedding reception. Ever. ben243243
- Ultimate Fighting fans have a strange way of celebrating victories. ben243243
- Dreyfus silently wishes Keanu was around.... ben243243
- What passes for love triangles in a post-Brokeback Mountain Hollywood. ben243243
- Dreyfus wasn't happy about being used in Lucas and Russel's macho contest. ben243243
- Saw 3: The Elavator Guillotine ben243243
- The new warning stickers on the elevator were disturbingly realistic. ben243243
- Actors cling tenaciously to their careers. ben243243
- The Santa Clause 3: Escape Clause Devo
- Apprehended at the lobby level, Alain Roberts considers retirement. fellow_consumer
- Tell us what you did with our Eggos. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Did you just fart? Junk_Yard_Dog
- They only had a narrow window of opportunity to save old man time. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Howard Dean casts Turdblossom from the whitehouse. fellow_consumer
- The Happy Time Railroad rail-rider welcoming committee fellow_consumer
- "You go...WE go!" HomeSkillet
- "Stay away from Rapunzel, you dirty old lech!" fellow_consumer
- When Jehovahs Attack fellow_consumer
- Grampa!! Medicinal pot doesnt take you high, it makes you high! GODkicksWICCA_sASS
- Grampa!! Medicinal pot doesnt take you high, it makes you high! GODkicksWICCA_sASS
- GRAMPA! GODkicksWICCA_sASS
- "You go ahead guys, I'll take the next one!" nickumoh
- Rescuing Dreyfuss would have been a lot easier if it weren't for his farts. Cannon_Fodder
- Coming soon to Fox: When Hollywood leading men turn rabid. Cannon_Fodder
- Dreyfuss tried desperately to flee the two madmen but there was no escape. Cannon_Fodder
- "Oh c'mon fellas. All packs of cards have five aces!" Throwing_Muses
- Dammit Dreyfuss! You promised us 5 dollars a tablet for your Viagra! Hamartoma
- Talented he may be, but Kurt playing as Suge Knight was a stretch. nickumoh
- I really hope your next movie is Mr. Holland's Diet. foxjedi
- "Listen old man, I'm going to drop you if you don't admit that its butter!" nickumoh
- Josh and Kurt struggle to save Dreyfuss' career. Cannon_Fodder
- "Ok, old man, who grimaces better--me or him?" rainman76x
- What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob. foxjedi
- Will you two relax? I'm standing on the elevator. foxjedi
- "Kurt Russell and Josh Lucas? Please, just let me fall!" nickumoh
- "We'd better keep him. I hear old people are a great source of protein!" nickumoh
- "We'll teach you for putting us on your 'naughty list', Santa!" rainman76x
- Kurt Russel auditions for the role of The Joker in the next Batman movie... M_H
- Why won't you die, Burl Ives zombie? rainman76x
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