03/22/07: "Don't stay in hostels. Too many thieves stay at those places."

Of course, if they had money they'd stay in hotel. And watch out for those people who want to perform unnecessary surgery on you.

More important info

- Beware of bot flies, that fish that swims up your dick, burrowing fleas, piranha and pretty much every other life form if you go to South America. Even llamas can a kill person.

- Remember the Red Chinese crush their own unruly students with tanks, you'd be an afternoon snack to their armored legions. Don't taunt the reds!

- In Thailand, always check the prostitutes for penises no matter how feminine they look.

- Same in Brazil.

- If travelling to Africa, the countries are called "nigh- jer" and "nigh-jeer-eeya"...proper pronounciation will save you a lot of missing teeth.

- AK-47's are cheap in some countries, but they'll be a bitch trying to get through U.S. customs.

- Everything fun is illegal in Indonesia and is punishable by canings and/or lengthy imprisonment.

- In Australia, every man is at least bi. So watch your ass.

- No one there drinks Fosters, either.

- In Japan, ask for bukkakki.

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