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The Prestige Caption Contest
Winner: foxjedi
"You may be wondering, where are the rest of the anal beads?"
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
Winner's Page
Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- dlew919 was gypped Aron
- The "Clown Killer" is known to keep a souvenir from his victims. deadisbettah
- Prestige Contest deadisbettah
- Ladies & Gentlemen, would you please stand for the Soviet National Anthem. MuhammadAus
- "Dr. Strange pitches his Red Ball Express idea to FDR." MR_MUCUS
- "Now, all look to this little Nazi Cherrie, while I jack off" daniel2010
- Who through that? Who's the slimy little twinkle toed Melanie Griffith that foxjedi
- Satan was a notorious tightwad when it came to rewarding employees. Scumby
- Now, I'll just need a Manhattan and acouple of hookers. michael3b
- No, it was in my right hand. Now you all die. michael3b
- Houdini works testicular cancer into the act. gumby
- Surprisingly, Tommy Lee's ball was not blue. gumby
- "Nobody make any sudden moves, or I release my killer tomato." Mr_Nonsense
- "...and now for my most challenging trick, I'll make my credibility appear" rainman76x
- The pulling-the-red-ball-out-of-my-pocket trick was decidedly unimpressive rainman76x
- People sorta caught on quickly with whole no-numbers-on-the-Powerball thing rainman76x
- B14.....B14.....G53......G53.......N32......N32......I27......I27..... rainman76x
- He had trained for years for his beer pong match with Ted Kennedy CraterBoofort
- Honky, the Blue Man with skin a pigmentation disorder, never quit trying CraterBoofort
- "Not only did I pass this, but tonight I intend to re-insert it. Observe!" grraphicsgrrl
- After Roy was hospitalized, Siegfried's act became a bit less flashy. CK, queen of the imps
- Torvald wasn't kidding about giving up his left testicle for a decent play MuhammadAus
- My top five dlew919
- The Muppets Take the Wild West: The Seach For Grover's Nose Scumby
- When Bruce Wayne went bankrupt, Batman's accessories had to be simplified. CK, queen of the imps
- And to my critics who say I have no balls, I say 'HA!' dlew919
- Your weapons have no effect on me! TheLastStop41
- Someone had a serious case of red-eye. JPBuckner
- "The One-Man Gettysburg really didn't go down well with the Southern Crowd" Drew_Atreides
- "Cirque du Soeil: External Fertilization", did not go over well in Texas. michael3b
- Were not contuining until whoever threw this owns up... michael3b
- Kim Jong's top nuclear scientist shows off the country's "nuclear fireball" CraterBoofort
- Enter the Macguffin rainman76x
- Tajikistan's Got Talent got poor ratings CraterBoofort
- In my hands I hold a ball of butter, can you believe that? foxjedi
- YOu may be wondering, where are the rest of the anal beads? foxjedi
- Follow the bouncing ball... Junk_Yard_Dog
- The early Jawbreakers kept dentistry profitable for years rainman76x
- Sadly, he would subsequently die from Atomic Fireball Candy poisoning rainman76x
- "Here it is, the apple of your eye!" MR_MUCUS
- "Nikola Tesla unveils his infamous 'death bean'." MR_MUCUS
- Somehow, the new season of American Idol sucked even more than usual rainman76x
- And this my friends....is the clitoris!!! liana.rama
- I have kidnapped Rudolph, and here is the proof! Scumby
- I hold in my hand the single testicle of the entire Democratic party... CraterBoofort
- He took her cherry in quite a literal sense. CraterBoofort
- Horton hears a who CraterBoofort
- And tonight's Powerball number is... JPBuckner
- Worst Juggling Act Ever! nickumoh
- "...............Honk Honk?" Drew_Atreides
- Before he became Batman, Bruce used Stand-Up Comedy to cope with his loss. nickumoh
- "Just come up here, bend over, and I'll make you an assclown too." Scumby
- With slight of hand, the gerbil's switched with a ball. But where'd it go? nickumoh
- Early (unsuccessful) ventriliquists Yamato
- "David Copperfield ancestor, David Coppafeel." MR_MUCUS
- They all laughed at my plan to make mutant cranberries, but JPBuckner
- It was Prof. Plum in the conservatory with the miniature #3 billiard ball! MR_MUCUS
- "I challenge anyone to paddless ping-pong!" MR_MUCUS
- Before I started using Proactiv, I had pimples this big! Robot Monster
- I'm going to make this disappear - without magic or pants mojito
- Did someone lose an anal bead? mojito
- Worst Ventriloquist Ever! nickumoh
- Behold the power of my Shrinking Ray! This is the planet Mars! Robot Monster
- The Yo-Yo wouldn't become popular until the addition of the string. Robot Monster
- Col. Sanders reveals the secret KFC ingredient: gorilla testicles! Scumby
- The Golf Ball Killer strikes again! Scumby
- The audience applauded wildly at his eyeball-snatching trick. Scumby
- In his youth, Colonel Sanders was a magician. Robot Monster
- Magically Bad Captions: Mr_Nonsense
- And now, gaze in awe as I put this on my nose and become a circus clown! Krakes
- Ok, I'll need a gimp...er...volunteer from the audience. michael3b
- After the growth hormone injections he found basketball a little too easy. Nathan_Jr
- Quickly someone call the White House. I've found the president's brain! Nathan_Jr
- What's that magic tomato? You want me to kill them all? Just kidding folks! Nathan_Jr
- "For dry, red eyes, Clear Eyes is awesome." Mr_Nonsense
- "Ladies and Gentleman, may I present to you, Woody Allen's left testicle." sonofthedummy
- Okay, who threw this at me... come on, fess up... well I'm keeping it now. sonofthedummy
- The trick went over better when his "asssistant" made the ball disappear CNYSkinFan
- Prince Baron of Arboria, the lean years gamerarocks
- Unfortunately the background revealed the problems with communications gamerarocks
- Revenge is a radish best served cold gamerarocks
- "Carlini the Amazing seconds before he choked to death on a jawbreaker." Mr_Nonsense
- "And I've got the reddest balls of them all!" Mr_Nonsense
- The bouncy rubber ball trick didn't wow the audience as much as hoped. Cannon_Fodder
- "The laughed at him then, but the cherry tomato..." Mr_Nonsense
- "It's time that I, Bobo the Clown, reveal my true identity....Killroy!!" Mr_Nonsense
- "This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs..." Mr_Nonsense
- American Psycho III: Lost in time. Cannon_Fodder
- Life outside the Matrix was not all what Neo had expected. Cannon_Fodder
- His party trick went south when he realised he had no vagina to shoot from. Nathan_Jr
- Wait is it Two Fat Ladies or Two Little Ducks? Man I hate bingo. Nathan_Jr
- "For my next trick this red ball shall give me wings." Cannon_Fodder
- The crowd quietens as Chris prepares for his famed Rudolph impression. Cannon_Fodder
- Bring out the Gimp. www.piranhakeeper.com
- He then found stealing the everlasting gobstopper was a test of character. www.piranhakeeper.com
- I can do magic tricks but I can't tie my tie. www.piranhakeeper.com
- I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Yes folks this is my girlfriend's popped cherry. Lounge-Lizzard
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