01/23/01: "Don't rush me, sonny. You rush a miracle man..."

Posted By: Wulfgar

"...you get rotten miracles. You got money?"

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MIRACLE MAX: "Now, mostly dead is slightly alive. Now, all dead...well, with all dead, there's usually only one thing that you can do."

INIGO: "What's that?"

He stops pumping.

MIRACLE MAX: "Go through his clothes and look for loose change."

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MIRACLE MAX: "He distinctly said 'to blave.' And, as we all know, "to blave" means "to bluff." So you're probably playing cards, and he cheated --"

MIRACLE MAX: "Wait. Wait. I make him better, Humperdinck suffers?"

INIGO: "Humiliations galore!"

MIRACLE MAX: "That is a noble cause. Give me the sixty-five, I'm on the job."

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