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Prom Night Caption Contest
Winner: Form-VII
"She was just two fingers away from fitting into her prom dress."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
Winner's Page
Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- Wow..I won. Thank You. Kinda surprised but hey I'll take it! Form-VII
- The MPAA has come for the movies you downloaded stationkj
- I won a date with Pauly Shore? I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Her father commented on her extra pearly white teeth on prom night. www.piranhakeeper.com
- The Vagina Monolouges writers were still on strike. nickumoh
- She mistakenly thought he meant oral halitosis not vaginal halitosis. www.piranhakeeper.com
- She both spits and swallows, but not in that order, bleeeaaahhhh! www.piranhakeeper.com
- Kristen Bell covered her nose in disgust, proving once and for all that... HomeSkillet
- Unfortunately, holding in a scream only made her queef. nickumoh
- Brittany began to regret her shiny new platinum grill. nickumoh
- Any Crankyites going to Jazz Fest? nickumoh
- Going down on Freddy led to more flashbacks than Sarah would admit Hamartoma
- Eventually, Tarzana would be taught to use silverware. Scumby
- Why motel 6 dropped Cloverfield from the pay per view options. JohnFx
- Marv Albert's dates always ended badly... JohnFx
- She should never have smoked one of Bill Clinton's cigars. Cannon_Fodder
- The garlic bread really was a bad idea. Cannon_Fodder
- "Cindy! You're not going to be able to beatbox your way out of this one!" Scumby
- Try as she might Shang Tsung would not be denied Form-VII
- "I never should have tried the Taco Bell buffet!" scarlet_ohara
- "Forgetting Sarah Marshall's dentures." Mr_Nonsense
- "She covered her mouth, not knowing what the M in MILF really stood for." Mr_Nonsense
- Monica just says no! Hamartoma
- How the stains got on Monica's blue dress Hamartoma
- Going to the prom with the captain of the basketball team had consequences stationkj
- The escort knew Jim Norton's style and was afraid, very afraid. stationkj
- "Okay, good, now just bend over and take it." stationkj
- News of the failed Spice Girls Reunion Tour hit fans hard stationkj
- "Hanna Montana was so pure....damn you Vanity Fair!" stationkj
- Sally's first trip to Goatse.cx stationkj
- The Revenge of the Nerds remake took a darker tone stationkj
- "Yes Betty, Ben Stiller still has a job" stationkj
- Paris finds out her Bestest Friend will be 'Big Bertha' from county jail MuhammadAus
- Ann Coulter was shocked to find the male stripper was Michael Moore. Captain_America
- Air has calories? NooooooooOOOOOOoO! foxjedi
- Possessed by James Earl Jones, pillow talk was becoming embarassing for th. michael3b
- She wailed at harmonica. HicksRollsInGrave
- This way, if the milk comes out of my nose I can just drink it again. HicksRollsInGrave
- "My dream marriage. Oh, Iwoke up!" IMUSTBECRAZY
- What? Hillary spoke truth.... I stuck. Script not prepared. IMUSTBECRAZY
- "I see Mexicains crossing." IMUSTBECRAZY
- Don't move. Again don't move. ATSC signals for free. IMUSTBECRAZY
- "Okay. ... "I...squeezed...'The Chamin." IMUSTBECRAZY
- After 100 yrs, American Idol selects its first deaf mute singer. IMUSTBECRAZY
- The crew of America's Blandest Home Makeovers strike again! Turkish_Bread
- My Botox injection has attained artificial intelligence! I_Hate_Movies
- Dumb blonde + super glue = this. Huddleston
- "Becky, have you seen the rest of the Ding Dongs? Becky?!" Huddleston
- "That probably won't stop the face-huggers." MR_MUCUS
- Britney Spears finally locates the source of that annoying squeaky sound. JohnFx
- Life lesson #4: Despite hip-hop lyrics,white girls shouldn't use the n-wrd. JohnFx
- What happens in bad remakes of B Grade slasher flicks.... JohnFx
- Bill Clinton's fantasy: A pretty young blonde who can't talk. JohnFx
- Speak wondered the other two "No evil" sisters had gotten off to. JohnFx
- "Teeth 0: The Prequel" was not nearly as clever. JohnFx
- Ms. Teen South Carolina practices for her next Q&A session.. michael3b
- Oh, no! The Lions just drafted another wide receiver! Otm_Shank
- "Mmmm mmm mm mmm mmmmMM!!!" Huddleston
- I'd have sex with a poor fat guy...*GASP* HicksRollsInGrave
- American Screams JPBuckner
- "OMG! Those niggar-loving f-a-gs stole my stuff!" MR_MUCUS
- her "swallow only for Mr. Right" promise is jeopardized. michael3b
- When her turn comes at the dentist's office... michael3b
- The Blonde Assassin was told to use a silencer. nickumoh
- "She was afraid she'd put her foot in her mouth." Mr_Nonsense
- No no dear, you just need to stick one finger in there to throw up. Yamato
- A Blonde's attempt to conserve gas during the fuel shortage. Yamato
- Tonight on "Blind Date", Brittany is set up on a date with O.J. Yamato
- And just like that, the hoagy was gone. Yamato
- My blind prom date's reaction to seeing me for the first time Yamato
- Her close friends never heard or saw evil Yamato
- Oral sex with black guys rule #1: It really does melt in your mouth Form-VII
- "Got a dirty mouth? Clean it up with Orbit!" Mr_Nonsense
- Brittany really couldn't believe it wasn't butter Form-VII
- Self-censorship. One way to stay off the Cranky radar. Nuke_Mecca
- The last thing she saw before dying: Ben Stiller naked. Nuke_Mecca
- Frightened White Girl. Is there any role Daniel Day Lewis can't play? nickumoh
- She tried to distract the killer by making police walkie-talkie sounds. Scumby
- BtVS The Beginning: When SMG Still Had Boobs. HomeSkillet
- Worst possible time to practice beat-boxing. nickumoh
- Kristen Bell gasps in fear at the girth of HomeSkillet's man part, HomeSkillet
- The newer model Fembot remote controls come with a 'mute' button. Scumby
- Then she realized she had forgotten to wash the superglue off of her hands. Scumby
- You never know when your evil left hand might turn on you. Scumby
- Somehow, Grundle got her to self-administer rohypnol. Scumby
- Prom Night: The Career Slayer Otm_Shank
- Brittney enjoys the world's smallest sandwich before she's hacked to pieces nickumoh
- Gone Baby Gone 2: Prom Baby Prom nickumoh
- "Why do my hands smell like Ben Affleck's ass?" nickumoh
- I forgot how many of me it takes to change a light bulb JPBuckner
- The toothache hurt, but at least she left the prom before Carrie showed up. MR_MUCUS
- "Southern girls like harmonica music as foreplay." MR_MUCUS
- "Spit or swallow? One of life's tough decisions." MR_MUCUS
- Just when Lemmiwinks tried to escape... nickumoh
- How does a blond wipe her ass? The_Shill
- New from the Farrelly Brothers; The Reluctant Bulimic! HicksRollsInGrave
- A blonde woman looks scared and covers her mouth. HicksRollsInGrave
- "Mccain Girl" bit off more then she could chew... Form-VII
- If only I could teach my wife to do that. ROTJob
- Sadly, the other two monkeys had already been killed. ROTJob
- What happens in Brittany, stays in Brittany. ROTJob
- Oh My God! I left the baby on the bus! dlew919
- Cloverfield is nothing but a Godzilla rip off! Form-VII
- She was determined to keep at least one of her virginities on prom night Form-VII
- She was just two fingers away from fitting into her prom dress Form-VII
- Yet another unsuspecting victim witnesses to 2 Girls 1 Cup Form-VII
- Monica Lewinsky Birth Control Hamartoma
- I've just been Killfiled! Hamartoma
- After SMG's death, Joss Whedon pulls one from the Ed Wood Playbook... Drew_Atreides
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