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Pulse Caption Contest
Winner: nickumoh
"By the time she realized she was in the basement, it was too late."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
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Captions:
- I hope to God Val Kilmer is getting a BJ again in this elevator notoriousBIGJD
- Oh yes.....fuck me in the ass! whysoitenley
- A woman leaves X-Man's apartment after their first, and last, date X-Mano
- Contrary to popular belief pushing at the elevator door won't make it... Cannon_Fodder
- Given it was the 1st floor maybe the stairs would have been a better choice Cannon_Fodder
- MY TOP 10 RIB TICKLERS JELLYFISH
- Never surprise a vegetarian with a barbecue jacruise
- NO! Please don't make me go see Snakes on a Lame! jacruise
- Good 'uns for the week foxjedi
- And this week's TOP CAPTION and winner is... MR_MUCUS
- HORROR MOVIE RULE #36 hang around so the zombies can catch up. JELLYFISH
- Attack of the killer tweezers 2: Plucked to death JELLYFISH
- Blonde Twit Project - Jessica is horrified when new people answer each www.piranhakeeper.com
- Escape from the lair of Charlie Sheen Drunky
- No, I won't eat! And you can't make me! michael3b
- "No! No your turn push button. My turn push button." Oort
- O.J. Simpson's latest, and soon to be late, blonde girlfriend. Mr_Nonsense
- The horrible injustice of smoking breaks. ben243243
- The first thing elevator junkies learn is that they have to wait. ben243243
- The bathroom's locked and the pee is shorting out my electric panties! I_Hate_Movies
- "Example #14: When being chased by evil shit only idiots use the elevator." sonofthedummy
- "Kristen quickly realizes her career was also going down... the toilet." sonofthedummy
- "Final Destination 5: Hurry Up and Die Already." Mr_Nonsense
- "The brick wall was as fake as her dye job." Mr_Nonsense
- No Kristen, it's called Veronica Mars, not SARS. yvr73
- So thats a 'no' on the Federline tickets? yvr73
- I guess she didn't stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. yvr73
- "The cruelty of putting down buttons by ground floor elevators" Dano
- Shit! Where's the fucking bathroom? ninjasuper
- The zombies chased her right into the clutches of the Elevator Strangler. Scumby
- If only she had a picture of Hillary to repel Bill's advances rainman76x
- Attractive young blondes rarely have trouble getting a lift. Cannon_Fodder
- "If you get me out of this God, I swear to never vote Republican Again!" WeHateReichPublicans
- She was appalled by the sight of Samuel L. Jackson having sex with a snake. Scumby
- She woke to find herself at a Clay Aiken concert. yvr73
- No matter how hard she pressed, the elevator wouldn't go down on her. hunter
- "Surprisingly, 'Date Rape Movie' was only rated PG-13." MR_MUCUS
- "Open the pod bay doors, HAL!" MR_MUCUS
- She believed it was butter...but she can't believe I'm not wearing pants? foxjedi
- Some people just don't take to elbow sex orgies. foxjedi
- My girlfriend did the same thing when I brought her to D&D night. foxjedi
- Get her an ice cube and Cosmo. That'll calm her down. foxjedi
- Man, one bra strap snap and the date's over? foxjedi
- caption quibix
- OMG things are like, like, omg, like, SO ICKY! Banned
- The 'Duke LaCrosse Team Banquet' sign indicated she was on the wrong floor. Scumby
- The sight of Ron Jeremy caused the starlet to have second thoughts. Scumby
- GOTCHA! This button will finally get you to go down on me! michael3b
- Little did she know, her attempt to escape UPN would only lead down to WB rainman76x
- Somehow, she forgot she was on the Greenville Junior H.S. Drama Club's set rainman76x
- Not surprisingly, the elevator was unimpressed with her jazz hands rainman76x
- ...and like Wile E. Coyote, she subsequently fell down the empty shaft rainman76x
- The jokes on her, she's already in the basement. JPBuckner
- She’s scared and white, who do you think is after her? Vote GOP this fall Form-VII
- She didn’t understand why no one was answering the doorbell or her knocking Form-VII
- The last person to join myspace attempt to run was futile Form-VII
- he introduction of a serial killer to Laguna Beach was a stroke of genius Form-VII
- By the time she realized she was in the basement , it was too late. nickumoh
- Ironically, the surprise birthday party waiting in the elevator nickumoh
- "Kobe Bryant fucks up again." MR_MUCUS
- "Staring at your would-be-killer won't make the elevator run faster." MR_MUCUS
- and Cannibal Camp seemed like a good idea... Hayzeus
- 13th floor, toiletries, women's shoes, bad horror movies. JPBuckner
- Sorry Jim, I just can't get over how fake this wall looks. loudersubtitles
- Oprah gets naked, and even the women flee... vectorzero
- "Stop running, 'cause either way, you're going down, bitch." ROTJob
- Skanks on an Elevator! ROTJob
- The sequel, "Snakes on an Elevator", just didn't have enough oomph to it... M_H
- "Her horror doubled when she saw Sam Jackson holding a snake on a plane!" sonofthedummy
- "Yet another stupid girl in a horror movie, take the stairs!!!!" sonofthedummy
- "Oh my God....Paris Hilton is singing a Kelly Clarkson song" rainman76x
- Another blonde who is willing to go down. Cannon_Fodder
- "Why won't that 'Can you hear me now?' guy leave me alone?" rainman76x
- The effects of Jehovah's Witnesses working on commission were devastating rainman76x
- "Girlfriend, we gotta get you to the gynecologist, that thing looks BAD!" sukmyschwanz
- Bad Dream #637: The Elevator Music Wouldn't Stop Icky_icky_fetang_zoot
- "Sure he was dressed like a cop, ....." Mr_Nonsense
- "WHY oh WHY did I forget to take my Imodium AD?" Pr0cession
- Panic set in as she saw the notorious elevator farter approaching. ROTJob
- Cindy really hated Mondays CNYSkinFan
- "I already went down just to get this part!" SPARGS
- Bad Pulsating Captions Mr_Nonsense
- Maybe it was Samuel L, maybe it was the bloody snake, but she was LEAVING gamerarocks
- She may be blonde, but she is smart enough to push the down button gamerarocks
- Fashions provided by Bob of Van Nuys gamerarocks
- Desparately seeking love in an elevator gamerarocks
- When stairs go bad. ben243243
- The muzak played on. ben243243
- The 13th Floor Mangler found it amusing when victims went for the elevator. ben243243
- "I knew Sigourney Weaver, you are NOT Sigourney Weaver" Hamartoma
- Generic blonde heroine in generic PG-13 horror film #7,328. Mr_Nonsense
- She doesn't know there's muthafucking snakes on that muthafucking elevator. Mr_Nonsense
- "Hide & seek at Roman Polanski's Hotel." Mr_Nonsense
- "Like downstairs is gonna be any less horrific?" Mr_Nonsense
- In case of monster attack take the lift. Cannon_Fodder
- Kristen flees a short-sighted Buffy fan. Cannon_Fodder
- 'Come on! Before they give me that Golden Globe award...' dlew919
- Help! Get me out of here: I'm a B-Grade Celebrity dlew919
- Veronica goes looking for her career. Throwing_Muses
- She was the only hooker in town who'd go down on an elevator. Scumby
- "Veronica Mars trys desperately to get away from the Cancellation beast" M_H
- "Veronica Mars trys desperately to get away fhe Cancellation beast" M_H
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