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The Queen Caption Contest
Winner: stationkj
"The Spice Girls broke up.... NOOOOOOO!!"
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
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Captions:
- well kiss my grits, thanks! stationkj
- Top Ten tanner88
- The Queen muses over Diana's latest attention seeking exercise... MuhammadAus
- "Hmph...barely worth lining the parakeet's cage with." Mr_Nonsense
- Hmmmmmm.....beige.....I think we'll paint the ceiling beige!" Chubracabra
- "I, by God , better be mentioned in the obit!" Chubracabra
- "Hmmmmmm......Mr. Crankey! I hate that Bastard's reviews!" Chubracabra
- "Dodi and Di, sitting in a tree........D..E..A..D.......Hee, Hee, Hee!!" Chubracabra
- "Come on eyes, well up.......please well up....well at least don't smile!!" Chubracabra
- "What a Rag! and I don't like the paper either." Chubracabra
- "Oh, Good! Wanted a de-throned Queen to look after 13 preschoolers! Chubracabra
- Just when she couldn't look colder, she used the paper for birdcage lining. nickumoh
- Well now we know that MI-6 is good for something Lord_Tarmac
- Another ''Doonsberry'' comic makes the Queen hysterical Bobo
- Girl Interrupted nickumoh
- "I got you, my little pretty!" nickumoh
- "Note to self: Pass along my gratitude through M to that lovely" cazaril
- The queen often daydreamed of the night she got her first pearl necklace. Scumby
- Having signed to the wrong film, Helen Mirren was devastated to find out dlew919
- "Splendid. Now, if Fergie would just get hit by a bus." Mr_Nonsense
- Queen discards a pair of deuces. michael3b
- The Queen was about to regret her habit of reading the paper backwards. Huddleston
- We told the hit man to make it look like an accident but this is ridiculou Lord_Tarmac
- The Queen played by Andy Serkis and directed by Peter Jackson stationkj
- By 2060 Dakota Fanning had taken over the planet stationkj
- Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisiton! stationkj
- Tea and cake or death? stationkj
- "The Spice Girls broke up.... NOOOOOOO!!" stationkj
- Brittish beauty parlors seemed a little too snobby stationkj
- Trying to get grandma to crack a smile seemed futile anymore stationkj
- "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue." Nathan_Jr
- The Queen busied herself looking for wedding planners for Charles! Chubracabra
- The Queen frantically tried to find her horoscope! Chubracabra
- Queen: Arabian Rhapsody nickumoh
- So THAT'S why she missed bingo night. nickumoh
- Reading the paper from back to front meant the Queen was in for a shock Nathan_Jr
- Angelina hated Brad seeing her in the morning without her makeup. Nathan_Jr
- Looking back on her life, her only real regret was... Xur
- Damn it; No more employee discount at Harrod's Blihoorlt
- 'Antiques Roadshow' meets 'Survivor'. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Die Di, Die! Blackbeard
- Mmmmmm. Corgi shit stain remover. Must look into it... cremaster
- Corgi shit cremaster
- QE2 cremaster
- What a bloody gyp! Bloody page three is blank! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Mrs. Doubtfire checks the classifieds for her next kooky adventure! Huddleston
- "Two for One Annual Handbag Sale at Harrods" CrazyEddy
- Scorpio for Tuesday: "Today will be a bad day for British teeth." CrazyEddy
- Another One Bites The Dust. Blackbeard
- Extra! Exrra! Mr. Cranky officially a bastard for using inherently... foxjedi
- Amazingly, Robbie Williams was not choosen to be the blonde school girl... Tank Boy
- Killer Queen. Cannon_Fodder
- All that was missing from the original Queen 'News Of The World' fellow_consumer
- "Hm.... There's a sale at the Bon.... Hm...." jrlewis79
- "Hm.... There's a sale at the Bon.... Hm...." jrlewis79
- "ad#13491: SWM seeks older authoritarian female figure into queening" fellow_consumer
- When Ziggy started doing failed suicide attempts, she could no longer cheer www.piranhakeeper.com
- She was extremely upset by the news of Princess Di's death as she was no www.piranhakeeper.com
- Though literate, the queen has apparent trouble reading between the lines rainman76x
- "Now where is some news I give a royal shit about." Cannon_Fodder
- The Queen was not amused by Garfield. Cannon_Fodder
- "Never mind the front page, there's never any interesting stories there." Cannon_Fodder
- Apparently, the help set her emotion chip to "irreverent" today rainman76x
- "Looks like 'Bride Of Chucky' wasn't so lucky" fellow_consumer
- I Read The News Today, Oh Boy! Blackbeard
- "Grundle didn't realize rohypnol wore off so quickly." Jeff_Probst
- "Dodi? I thought she was dating Diddy!" nickumoh
- "She tried to stifle a giggle as the vibrator did its thing." The_Shill
- Intently, Elizibeth looks for any mention of her possible involvement Yamato
- 'Says here, Wham throwin a kegger, SWEET! nickumoh
- "Dear Abby" responded to the Queen's letter about Di at an inopportune time nickumoh
- "oh, Hot Fuzz came out today. I want to see that!" stationkj
- Hooters Restaurant - Now Hiring chase windu
- FOR SALE: Used dirt bike. Like new. $150 chase windu
- "Whoever this 'Poppa Ratzi' is, he shall surely pay for this." Mr_Nonsense
- "'Dodi and Di Dead by Dawn'? How tacky." Mr_Nonsense
- "Well, now Charles can marry that traditionally ugly Camilla girl. stationkj
- "Screw the Brittish? Well I'll show you!" stationkj
- Liz know nothing of the Di incident, she used the paper to hide a nudy mag. nickumoh
- Roman Polanski's party always made the front page stationkj
- "What did that nappy headed ho do this time?" stationkj
- Not knowing how to read the Queen just liked to look at the pictures stationkj
- "dont smile Liz, have to keep it in...don't smile..." stationkj
- "Yeah, we know, she is dead...where the hell is Calvin & Hobbes?" stationkj
- the queen blinks her disapproval of the previous nights events stationkj
- The Queen catches up on her homo son and his hot ex-girlfriend MR_BIG
- "The Filmmakers figured out a way around Mirren's required nudity clause." tanner88
- "The page 3 girl did little for the Queen." The_Shill
- Queen "B" nickumoh
- Damn pesants are going to turn my front yard in to a compost heap Lord_Tarmac
- Even the royals read on the crapper. sonofthedummy
- "Hmm, Ziggy is quite amusing today... Why aren't the peasants laughing?" sonofthedummy
- Queen of the Damned nickumoh
- "Taurus: A tragedy will befall your family. And your son is a dork." JPBuckner
- Even after all these years, Family Circus still isn't funny! JPBuckner
- Female royal leader, 5 letters... JPBuckner
- "I do not like this Dear Abby woman. Not at all." MR_MUCUS
- "Gads, will they never teach that Marmaduke obedience?" MR_MUCUS
- Blair called Di 'the people's princess' & Elton John 'the people's queen.' MR_MUCUS
- "With toilet paper running low, Elizabeth contemplates the unthinkable." nickumoh
- "God save me." nickumoh
- The queen gets the news while sitting on the 17th century mahogany toilet. nickumoh
- "I can never solve this goddamn sudoku puzzle!" nickumoh
- That headline grabbing harlot. We told her to keep us out of the paper Lord_Tarmac
- "Note to self: give Diana's limo driver an extra tip this week." Scumby
- Di's dead, pity. I wonder how Manchester United is doing in the playoffs. OscarTamerz
- "So much for the Queen's house rule 'never say Di.'" MR_MUCUS
- "Di, Another Day." MR_MUCUS
- "One certainly enjoys the funnies with one's morning tea and crumpet." Nathan_Jr
- "The queen was glad rophynpol didn't wear off too quickly." MR_MUCUS
- "She always donned pearls before reading about swine." MR_MUCUS
- "Like most of the world, she never get 'Zippy'." MR_MUCUS
- She never began a day without checking the topless picture on page three. Krakes
- "WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. chase windu
- Due to government cutbacks, the Queen had to look for a second job. Scumby
- It's good to be the Queen. Scumby
- A five-letter word for the monarch? Starting with a 'B'? ben243243
- Ma Bates is at it again. ben243243
- "Man gives birth to two-headed alien?" Oh, I gotta see this. ben243243
- Hm.... Evidently, I *am* still alive after all. I'm mildly shocked. jrlewis79
- grundle reacts with horror to the news of the Virginia Tech shooting Duffy
- Damn "Vacancy" add, takes up the whole page. foxjedi
- How to show a stiff upper lip, even when lacking an upper lip. Pr0cession
- Mi6 was right: they *always* get the job done! Pr0cession
- "I *told* her NO MORE WIRE HANGERS, and she didn't listen..." Pr0cession
- Wow! That Page 3 girl is really hot! Otm_Shank
- Oh, Ziggy... will you never win? Junkyard_Kid
- And that's when, reading through old newspapers, she decided to give dlew919
- "Now THAT'S how I spell DI-vorce!" fellow_consumer
- "SWF female seeks partner for group S&M club. Must have own tools." Scumby
- " . . . and I got your little beau, too" fellow_consumer
- Grundle didn't realize rohypnol had accelerated aging side effects. Scumby
- We always said she would come to a bad end. mcwebe0
- Why did they discontinue the Ford Thunderbird? mcwebe0
- "We are not [outwardly] amused" fellow_consumer
- "I wish they'd stop talking about this "Diana" woman" M_H
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