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Reno 911: Miami Caption Contest
Winner: backstabber
"The Police Reunion Tour: Not what people were hoping for."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
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Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- You like me! You really like me! backstabber
- My Faves So Far: LittleBigGirl
- "Whaddaya mean you don't peel it before you stick it in the tailpipe?!!" vidhoe
- So, anyway the ad said if I take extenzze this will grow 1-3 inches!! Chubracabra
- Sir, if you demonstrate your 'bannanna hammock' we will arrest you. foxjedi
- The arguement over who had the thinnest legs went on for hours. foxjedi
- Ironically, the guy in the middle actually wants a Raspberry award. foxjedi
- At long last, we know the fate of Paully Shore. foxjedi
- We don't want the 10 dollar I Can't Believe It's Not Butter waxing either. foxjedi
- "Look here, Sugar Britches, if you can deep-throat that banana LittleBigGirl
- Look here, Sugar Britches, if you can deep-throat that banana...(see text) LittleBigGirl
- X-Man gets dressed down by the police after exposing his bananna in public. Junk_Yard_Dog
- I'm only going to tell you this once, do not expose your bananna in public. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Moe, Larry and Shirley. gumby
- "Sir, I doubt you name is actually 'Chiquita Banana'." Mr_Nonsense
- Yeah, sure...I suppose you could eat it, too... NikosD
- The San Fran PD's Casual Fridays experiment was doomed from the beginning. Scumby
- "No I don't want a Fanta and you should be ashamed of your new campaign!" gamerarocks
- Viva Variety auditions for a new Johnny Blue Jeans pissygoblin
- The Police Reunion Tour: Not what people were hoping for. backstabber
- Another "Free To Be You and Me" kid all grown up RogueDragon
- The explained to the blind jogger that he'd been ripped off at the sex shop Nathan_Jr
- An inconvenient fruit. gumby
- COPS goes to the Banana Republic. gumby
- "What makes you think this is the Banana Rapist?" Scumby
- Cast members talk the only person who actually saw "Reno 911 Miami". Mr_Nonsense
- "No monkey business, punk." Cannon_Fodder
- Melanie Griffith Boy, Melanie Griffith Boy, Watcha Gonna Do? Blackbeard
- Even after the image change, Britney was still harassed for her autograph. roostur
- "The suspect was arrested and charged with 'homo invasion.'" MR_MUCUS
- "No, this officer's name really is 'Randy Johnson', stop snickering." MR_MUCUS
- "There's only room for one queen on this beach, bitch." MR_MUCUS
- "It's 9/11 all over again! Come save my twin towers!" michael3b
- "Hey, why the long pants?" Cannon_Fodder
- "Okay, so you did just have a banana in your pocket." Cannon_Fodder
- "Hey, check out the fruit." Cannon_Fodder
- It's just like Freud said, sometimes a banana is just a banana Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- "I don't care what you call it, pretty boy, I call it indecent exposure." sonofthedummy
- "My partner heard the MPD has a nude erection and wants bi cops." fellow_consumer
- It was a major bust for the Fashion Police JPBuckner
- guns and bugger fellow_consumer
- Mastercard: pissygoblin
- We've replaced his usually cock with a banana, let's see if he notices. MR_MUCUS
- Roller-Disco Hopeful Chad is given one last chance to get the moves to YMCA pissygoblin
- After that day most heteros found that The Banana Trick wasn’t as appealing pissygoblin
- You’re takin’ a shot. Wither it’s in the mouth or the head is up to you. pissygoblin
- Next our demonstrator will show us how to correctly play a rusty trombone pissygoblin
- This is what those Apple commercials look like to a true PC guy. nickumoh
- The Will Ferrell Look is really taking off in South Beach pissygoblin
- "Tradgedy unfolds outside the auditions for the 'New Village People.'" sonofthedummy
- "Brittney Spears' summer was not going well at all." sonofthedummy
- Bad Boys Bad Boys what you gonna do when I C U M on you pissygoblin
- I if you type C U M you get Melody Griffith! Cool. pissygoblin
- " Bad Boys Bad Boys what you gonna do when I Melanie Griffith on you pissygoblin
- " Bad Boys Bad Boys what you gonna do when I Melanie Griffith on you!? pissygoblin
- The first class of "Profiling America" RogueDragon
- A powerful fart destroys the grass as Mr. Methane fuels up another payload. Bobo
- One for the Southerns: pissygoblin
- The cops were no match for Gay Batman's archenemies, "The Diddler." nickumoh
- Contrary to what you think they’re discussing the faux pas of pissygoblin
- Getting Ready to Administer "The Finger." Bobo
- The low budget production was evident by the cameraman’s thumb in the frame pissygoblin
- Explaining the protocol of “The Glory Hole” was easier with visual aids pissygoblin
- Reno police debate who's the better team: the ''Oilers" or the "Packers"? Bobo
- Johnny Knoxville's latest stunt did not garner the disired responce pissygoblin
- Gay, Straight or Taken; Next on Lifetime pissygoblin
- Joel Schumacher's The Matrix Scumby
- Matt Drudge discusses politics with two of his biggest Miami fans. Scumby
- Bad Captions 911 Mr_Nonsense
- "Ok Lieutenant, let's test your gaydar. Gay, or not gay?" Scumby
- A banana takes a hostage as the fruit crime wave continues! Robot Monster
- Los Angeles introduces new Healthy Snack patrol Robot Monster
- We couldn't hide a wire on you, so the microphone is in the banana. Robot Monster
- Ner has the need for a "No Shorts on Men" law been so clear Robot Monster
- A new cast and a new direction in the next Lethal Weapon sequel Robot Monster
- "In Miami, F-a-g Tuesday falls just before Ass Wednesday." Mr_Nonsense
- "Fashion crimes don't pay, young man!" Mr_Nonsense
- Is there a banana in your pocket? MR_BIG
- It was not going to be a good year for Notre Dame Men's Basketball. tanner88
- Can you spots the three fruits in this picture? Mr_Nonsense
- And so began a less funny version of Police Academy 5. Mr_Nonsense
- "You're here, you're queer and we are gonna deal with you." Mr_Nonsense
- X-Man being interviewed in the park by two nice policemen Duffy
- "I cuff him. You hold his banana." fellow_consumer
- The global banana shortage has divided the most close-knit of communities. Cannon_Fodder
- "Grundle didn't realize rohypnol wore off so quicky." Jeff_Probst
- The Irish did not appreciate having the St. Patrick's day parade hijacked. Cannon_Fodder
- The San Francisco Olympics controversy began with the bearing of the torch. fellow_consumer
- Odds are they aren't arguing who doesn't get one of the 2 hot bikini babes www.piranhakeeper.com
- Police should not be allowed casual Friday. www.piranhakeeper.com
- They could see by his undercover techniques, the rookie was pretty 'green' www.piranhakeeper.com
- Turned out by the Fruit Of The Loom guys, Green Giant gets back to ho'ing. fellow_consumer
- "We may be Pigs, but you're a gigantic dick" Ickyru
- Time has not been kind to Kermit the Frog JPBuckner
- COPS: Neverland JPBuckner
- How Mark Foley is spending his days now JPBuckner
- You sure Joel Schumaker didn't direct this film too? JPBuckner
- Bad boy, you bad boy, whatca' gonna do? JPBuckner
- Aye, they're always after me Lucky Charms JPBuckner
- Sometimes a banana is just a banana... JPBuckner
- "Rodney King wouldn't share his banana either, if you get our drift" rainman76x
- Old Navy's 'Half-Track' tank tops for men caused quite a commotion. Scumby
- "I don't care, Cranky has the right to spell 'Miama' any way he wants" rainman76x
- "I think we found our tailpipe stuffer." fellow_consumer
- "Yeah but my nightstick says I'M staying in the Village People!" gamerarocks
- "I don't care what you think, you can't wear black shoes with white socks!" gamerarocks
- The critiquing continued over Junior's undercover performance gamerarocks
- "...one of these things is not like the others..." gamerarocks
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