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"Condi works her way through college."
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Captions:
- Mr. C. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Mother always warned us never to trust a transvestite in a red dress. dubiousRW
- "Um. Daddy? I don't believe in santa no more." TheWreck
- Does this outfit make me look gay? Terminal_Boredom
- "After the chocolate factory closed down, Willy Wonka resorted to stripping chuchu
- " I’m sorry Mr. Curry, we’re still not.... Jynxy74
- "Somehow the 'Santa Spice' girl never really caught on with fans." <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Somewhere, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy went horribly wrong. Jynxy74
- "I saw daddy kissing Sissy Claus." Mr_Nonsense
- "...and all I ask is your soul in return." John_Wayne_McBainSane
- "Condi works her way through college" Becky_Sharp
- Josie and the Pussywimps get paid a Buttload for their Holiday Gig. youneedmorecowbell
- "Too Gay 4 U, Tomorrow for me!" Sean_Cockery
- "What the paperboy did when he finally got his 2 dollars from Lane Meyer." MR_MUCUS
- Prince in "Purple Rain 2: Jingle All The Way" BobDobbs
- It's a bitch paying discount rent in NYC to a lonely landlord with fetishes Parca_Mortem
- "The official presentation of Greenspan's replacement did not go well" Parca_Mortem
- "No one explained to Raul the paperboy that Santa is not a woman's name" Parca_Mortem
- "Not surprisingly, the Toyota Echo is still third..." Parca_Mortem
- "Another Texas A&M bonfire goes wrong" Parca_Mortem
- All the things she said, all the things she said, runnin' through my head! DrakeTimbershaft
- He mistakenly thought A Man Called Whores was a remake of the Harris movie Coaster
- Cheryl Crow shows off her honeymoon wardrobe... PhotoscribePrime
- "Billy's christmas present was a ride on the village bicycle." Cannon_Fodder
- "Have you been a good little boy/girl?" Rudy Gallant
- "Won't you ride my bisexual? Won't you ride my bike?" MR_MUCUS
- Santa could never deliver the "toys" made by Homo the Elf, but... jfletch
- Sharonda never understood why his family cancelled Thanksgiving every year. jfletch
- CAPTION: Um... I'll take the bike, Bob. Dano
- Here's some money...PLEASE KILL ME! andyman
- Isn't this a revolting idea idea! Junk_Yard_Dog
- I see you when you're sleeping Rudy Gallant
- "Hey you get what you pay for, cheapskate." sonofthedummy
- "I'm wearing real fur under this fake fur, you know..." Throwing_Muses
- "The Santa Clause 3: The Backdoor Clause" MR_MUCUS
- Caption: Mother may I ride my bicycle with danger? Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- After six straight wins - Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- Home for the Holidays II: A Coming Out Christmas. Junk_Yard_Dog
- This is the LAST time I agree to one of Rupert Murdoc's fantasies. foxjedi
- "MR_MUCUS takes a seasonal job as a department store Santa" Theodoric
- The Atkins Diet did wonders for Mrs. Claus. JPBuckner
- Santa's got a brand new bag. JPBuckner
- She knew this was her year to win the Lily Tomlin in drag competition dlew919
- Looks like someone's been verrry naughty this year. JPBuckner
- A Will and Grace Christmas JPBuckner
- Don we now our Gay apparel. JPBuckner
- "Dr. Seuss's The Cat In The Hat II: Unmasked" I_Hate_Movies
- "Rent: If you didn't hate gays before this, you will now!" MR_MUCUS
- Here ya go, kid. Buy yourself something nice- it's On Santa Whore. michael3b
- "And she gladly paid her pimp his christmas money" TMundo
- "A Willy Wonka Christmas" TMundo
- ....no, even if you paid me i woudn't go out with you. In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Why we never see Mrs. Claus In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Home Alone 4: The Blind Date In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Why the little drummer boy, stayed little. In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- One gift better left wrapped! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Jaye Davidson stars in The Santa Clause III: Christmas in Hollis HomeSkillet
- "C'mere little boy, an' sit on Homo Claus' lap..." hotkarl
- "This is my Christmas, and it FREAKS ME OUT!!!" Junkyard_Kid
- "Video for 'Santa looks like a Lady' from Aerosmith's Christmas album" Parca_Mortem
- "The cover of Boy George's Christmas CD..." Parca_Mortem
- "Pee-Wee's Great Adventure into Cross-Dressing" Parca_Mortem
- "Ho-Ho-Ho-Man-Ho" Parca_Mortem
- " 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy' goes too far with Santa's new look" Parca_Mortem
- "Armed to the TEETH with everything a crossdreser needs to succeed this.. Drew_Atreides
- For once Johny Olson doesn't have to explain what they've won. bpbcc
- "I'll give you Forty for an hour but you have to take that seat off!" bpbcc
- "Mick Jagger trying out his new look for the next Rolling Stones Tour" Hanrocks_Cradler
- "Eddie Murphy is just offscreen." MR_MUCUS
- Note: For those of you unaware: that's a dude! Mr_Cranky
- "You don't want to know what she does with those drumsticks." MR_MUCUS
- Rosario Dawson in Santa/Santoria Coaster
- American Flyer II: Off the Minnesota Strip. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Tell me what John could resisit this outfit? Junk_Yard_Dog
- All this can be yours if the price is right. Lounge-Lizzard
- "Santa Claus: The College Years" Drew_Atreides
- "Seconds before the Zebras exacted Operation: RETRIBUTION" Drew_Atreides
- "Parkey Posey gets the shaft once again" Drew_Atreides
- "Mrs. Claus sometimes seemed to flaunt her love of fur..." Drew_Atreides
- "Pssst, Santa! Wake up! You're dreaming again...." Drew_Atreides
- "Dizzam, Santa, this outfit works!" HomeSkillet
- Ho, ho, hoooo. HomeSkillet
- 'The town bike finally dismounts' Throwing_Muses
- "Ahh! It's the Wicked Witch of the Upper West Side!" M_H
- "I'm bent, I'm bent, my ass is up for rent!" Throwing_Muses
- "Dee-Lite, The Later Years" Theodoric
- "You must pay the rent!" "No I won't pay the rent!" M_H
- Hi, I'm Santa's illegitimate daughter, Junkie Claus! M_H
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