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The Ruins Caption Contest
Winner: DisappointedAgain
"Hostel III: The Dutch Oven."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
Winner's Page
Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- Wow! I'm WAY more excited about this than I probably should be. My first... DisappointedAgain
- My hoes wait to see who won the caption contest this week. HicksRollsInGrave
- Brown eye staring contest stationkj
- "I have such sights to show you" stationkj
- Civil war reinactments started pulling in the teen girl demo stationkj
- National Lampoon's "The Donner Party" didn't pull them into the theaters stationkj
- We're acting in Uwe Boll's "Oregon Trail?" Noooooo! foxjedi
- New technology takes the girls on a trip through Colin Farrell's colon. Huddleston
- "Umm...my hand isn't ON your ass..." Huddleston
- You'd be surprised to see what turns up in a Rosie O'Donnell colonoscopy. nickumoh
- When Scumby takes his copy of Pauly Shore camping... MuhammadAus
- Jenny shows her girlfriends the source of that 'Not So Fresh' feeling. foxjedi
- Uh...Line! foxjedi
- "Double dating with X-Man and grundle." lost_cause
- After all these years, Sheriff Bart finally found the white women JPBuckner
- Angelina Jole's latest adoptees! Chubracabra
- The McCaulley Caulkin Witch Project starts Friday! Chubracabra
- ATA passangers in Cancun kept waiting for the next plane! Chubracabra
- They only knew what was out there liked dirty,sweaty women! Chubracabra
- "Hi, we're Susie and Cheryl and we are Nyphomaniacs" Chubracabra
- Another UTube vid--"The midgets and the Virgins" Chubracabra
- "PLEASE DON'T MAKE US RIDE HOME WITH TED KENNEDY!" Chubracabra
- What terrible thing would Simon say about David this week? Chubracabra
- Hilliary's assistants were both frightened and confused by Bush's speech! Chubracabra
- Look it's Prius Man with his hybrid penis!!!! Chubracabra
- "No! Don't fart near the Kerosene lamp!" scarlet_ohara
- No matter where you hide, on April 15th, the IRS will find you. Yamato
- What you will find on the back lawn of any governors mansion. Yamato
- Going camping? Invite some friends! Craigslist. fellow_consumer
- A second wave of foreclosures looms on Appalchia . . . fellow_consumer
- "Well you girls asked me to pull that fly down." fellow_consumer
- Being in a pup tent only made the knock on the door more ominous. fellow_consumer
- Intensities in tent cities: Girls Gone Wild, 'Nawlins edition fellow_consumer
- I know who you did last summer Hamartoma
- "Difficulty: 8.7. Artistry: 8.7. Erotic Fantasy:...10.0!" Scumby
- The Bill Klinton Rape Victim Counselling Group Hamartoma
- The adult version of Goosebumps. Low_key
- "Not Ron Jeremy!" Low_key
- Story time at camp polygamy. HicksRollsInGrave
- "Critics warn the 'Hugs not Drugs' campaign only promotes homosexuality." MR_MUCUS
- "I don't know how to say this Amy, but I think one of us has a boner." nickumoh
- That was the day Smokey the Bear first tasted human flesh scarlet_ohara
- NRA advert for kids to carry guns MuhammadAus
- The Girls Next Door await their turn in bed with Hef. michael3b
- Was it leaves of three let it be, or use leaves of three when you pee? HicksRollsInGrave
- Much like the movie, their careers were now in ruins. HicksRollsInGrave
- Penthouse: The Movie Otm_Shank
- Arkansas prom photo. michael3b
- "If a tree falls in the woods and only bimbos are there to hear it..." Otm_Shank
- "The new Tickle Me Emo dolls." MR_MUCUS
- We are so in trouble... they brought more cowbell! JPBuckner
- "I'm Mork from Ork!" Scumby
- caption quibix
- Come out or the Toyota Echo gets it! MuhammadAus
- Always use the bubby system when waiting to be killed rainman76x
- "Please don't punish us with a baby, Mr. Obama!" rainman76x
- This isn't what they had in mind when they were asked to help pitch a tent Form-VII
- "So you see ladies you don't need toliet paper while camping..." Form-VII
- Hiliary Clinton's strong arm tatics winning over Superdelegates was scary! Form-VII
- When is it a bad idea to play charades? When the answer is Brokeback MT Form-VII
- The girls discovery why no one else wanted to share a tent w/ Jack & Ennis. JohnFx
- The standard reaction to the pregnant "man" story Form-VII
- Is the Paparazzi still out there, Lindsey? I don't know, Paris? JohnFx
- Tim Burton's "Rainbow Brite" Drew_Atreides
- Hold me closer, tiny actress JPBuckner
- Grundle didn't realize rohypnol wore off so quickly. Scumby
- The Invisible Man really ought to wear a towel or something. Scumby
- "Thing" seems to sneak his way into every photo. HicksRollsInGrave
- For the Dragon Ball movie the tentacle rape scene was the hardest to shoot. HicksRollsInGrave
- It was a rather cold night to be wearing nothing but nighties outside. Scumby
- "Maybe if we close our eyes, Drew Carey will just leave us alone." sonofthedummy
- Delieverance 2: The Cooler Kind of Gay Sex sonofthedummy
- Hide and seek at Roman Polanski's sleepaway camp. sonofthedummy
- TCP AND HER GIRLFRIEND SAW...THE MIGHTY COCK!!! DarthGaul
- When men daydream. scarlet_ohara
- A Florida Polling Station. tictactommy
- Wait, this isn't The Red Tent! This is the Bladder Infection Tent! tictactommy
- Sweatin' to The Oilies... tictactommy
- Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around. HicksRollsInGrave
- They are without a doubt the worlds worst conjoined twins. HicksRollsInGrave
- Girls go mild. Cannon_Fodder
- They thought they were getting Bill, instead, it was Hillary that arrived. Yamato
- Something was in-tent to scare the girls. Cannon_Fodder
- The typical reaction to "So who are you going to vote for this election?" die maus
- Time was running out, and they hadn't thought of any funny captions yet. Scumby
- The Spears girls lived in constant fear of daddy. michael3b
- Blair Witch III: Book of Shadow Puppets michael3b
- Not what she had in mind when she wanted the relationship to get "intense". nickumoh
- Which one's the she-male? If you can't tell, why should we? scarlet_ohara
- The Simple Life 2: Fellujah scarlet_ohara
- Vince Vaughn takes a turn at stand-up in the Wild West Comedy Show. Huddleston
- Postcard from Guantanimo Bay scarlet_ohara
- The girls accidentally wandered into Michel Gondry's house. Huddleston
- Okay- we'll have sex with you, just don't hurt the puppy! scarlet_ohara
- It turns out that being John Malkovich just isn't worth the admission fee. Huddleston
- It starts out as a time-share seminar, now they are sold into prostitution. nickumoh
- "Hi girls. I'm Hugh. Welcome to the grotto. My balls are 80." Nuke_Mecca
- Ted Kennedy, with a bottle of Chivas in hand, says he's 'in the mood..." vectorzero
- Apparently The Blair Witch swings both ways. michael3b
- While Jim is out fighting for his life in the jungle I'll slip into my tent Screwed_the_Pooch
- "We all now understood Coaster's passion for Gilmore Girls." Screwed_the_Pooch
- It was clear that somebody's tent had been pitched. Screwed_the_Pooch
- Test audiences didn't think the new Pauley Shore DVD was a comedy. nickumoh
- Hostel III: The Dutch Oven DisappointedAgain
- This feels good now, but I might not find a way to quit you. Nuke_Mecca
- Two more host-organisms are lured into Dakota Fanning's basement. nickumoh
- Show & Tell at Roman Polanski's Summer Camp. MR_MUCUS
- "LESBIAAAAAHNNN!!" MR_MUCUS
- Greg whips out his I Can't Believe It's Not Butter for the chive and... foxjedi
- realizing that hippies were real destroyed the whole experience... cntlscrut1
- The world is about to end. Let's make out. foxjedi
- sleep-away camp would never be the same cntlscrut1
- The long awaited sequel to Bound... Re-Bound! JPBuckner
- Billy's Guitar Hero skills didn't exactly turn on the escorts stationkj
- Roman Polanski's party gets out of hand stationkj
- Little Miss Sunshine 2: The Other thing Grandpa taught her... Drew_Atreides
- Michael Bay pulled out his huge.....bankroll Hamartoma
- Brokeback Mountain: Gloria Steinem cut Hamartoma
- Chloe and Lana get close on the next "Smallville". Mr_Nonsense
- The Bush Twins go camping Hamartoma
- For its 35th installment, the 'Where the Boys Aren't' franchise gets artsy. Mr_Nonsense
- Watching the 2008 fall lineup for NBC scarlet_ohara
- Camping out at Neverland Ranch scarlet_ohara
- There once were two cowgirls alone out on the trail... Yamato
- You want a left-handed smoke-shifter? What's that? Krakes
- Harry Potter, like you've never seen him before... stationkj
- "Is it safe?" stationkj
- Elvis always left them wanting more stationkj
- The girls soon realised that this wasn't a screen test for The Hobbit stationkj
- "Yeah, now rub her back, yeah....yeah..." stationkj
- 2 Girls 1 Tent wasn't as big an internet sensation stationkj
- Goatse returns stationkj
- In West Virginia, no one can hear your boyfriends scream stationkj
- "I told you to take her top off!! But do it sexy like." stationkj
- The only co-eds never to be on 'Girls Gone Wild' on the run Krakes
- John was a satisfied customer of penis enlargement spam JayM
- Dirty sluts. Ba-dum-ching! HicksRollsInGrave
- Face it, every man thinks that women should react this way to his penis. JayM
- It's so big! JayM
- Chloe Marshall gets a couple friends opinions on her new bathing suit. HicksRollsInGrave
- Page one of R. Kellys photojournalism portfolio. HicksRollsInGrave
- The models for Ted Bundys sculpting class knew the drill. HicksRollsInGrave
- Interrogating female Al-Qaeda operatives has sexy results. HicksRollsInGrave
- Two women hold each other in fearful anticipation. HicksRollsInGrave
- Women always had a hard time with tent poles. The_Shill
- They couldn't escape... The Heterosexual! The_Shill
- This is the last time we go hunting with Dick Cheney. The_Shill
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