11/15/05: point them out, mr. cranky

Posted by: mia_wallace


point out the next guy who tries that in an airport. tell the security guard that you saw him try to sneak a suspicious bag onto a flight and see what happens.

point out the fat chick to the stewardess and to add insult to injury ask if she had to buy 2 tickets due to her weight. say that she should because she's taking up her seat and part of yours as well and you're just not comfortable sitting next to her since buying a whole ticket means being able to have a whole seat to yourself.

better yet, whip out some subgenious literature and start preaching the word of BOB to the religious nuts. tell them that bob was abducted by aliens and sodomized so you wouldn't have to be.

complain to the management about the guy who cut in front of you. tell them you pay good money to use the equipment properly and now your workout is ruined because of this guy.

complain, mr. cranky. it's what i do all the time.


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