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Pauly Shore's "Natural Born Komics" Sketch Comedy Movie Miami
Directed by and Starring Pauly Shore
Street Date: March 25, 2008

(Los Angeles, CA) First Look Studios in association with Big Vision Entertainment and Landing Patch Productions announces the DVD release of Pauly Shore's "Natural Born Komics" Sketch Comedy Movie Miami. Recently featured on Showtime, this is the hilarious follow up to the smash hit Pauly Shore is Dead.

Pauly Shore is back and funnier than ever in this outrageous sketch comedy movie filmed on location in red hot Miami. Have fun in the sun with the whole cast as Pauly embarks on a slew of hilarious hidden camera pranks, sidesplitting parodies, man-on-the-street interviews, and must see videos. Join Pauly and an all star cast of celebrities and hotties including actors Vivica A. Fox and Steven Bauer, recording superstar T-Pain, American Idol Winner Ruben Studdard, comedy superstar Charlie Murphy, and many more! It's Pauly Shore like you have never seen him before.

Check out more on the movie http://www.paulyshoresfunkdup.com.

Pauly Shore's "Natural Born Komics" Sketch Comedy Movie Miami! - Specifications
Running Time -180 Minutes
Rated - R
Street Date - 03/25/2008
Sound: 5.1 Dolby Digital Surround
SRP: $19.98
Aspect ratio: Full Screen
Special Features: Deleted Scenes, Bloopers, "The Diarrhea of Pauly Shore" - Making of the Movie Featurette and more!

ABOUT FIRST LOOK STUDIOSFirst Look Studios is a leading independent studio which handles theatrical, home video and television distribution. Trevor Short is the company's CEO and Dean Wilson serves as COO. Please visit our website at www.firstlookstudios.com

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Scumby: Send me an email with your address and your Cranky password... Mr_Cranky
- Thank you for this major award! Scumby
- The movie should have been a punishment for the stupidest, not the funniest Hamartoma
The remake of "Easy Rider" was waaaay too eco-friendly nickumoh
Oscar struggled, as this was his first stationary bike w/o training wheels. nickumoh
Just then, he realized he had joined the wrong biker gang. Scumby
A fat man in a speedo sits down in front of Al stationkj
Nobody fucks with the Jesus, but this guy stationkj
The one guy without the ipod at the gym stationkj
Billy wanted to be on the stairmaster stationkj
"Oh....forgot to turn off the oven!" stationkj
(insert music) "Its the eye of the tiger, the thrill of the fight..." stationkj
Freddy got fingered and it hurt to sit down stationkj
"...must...not...let...out...fart..." stationkj
Lance Armstrong's brother Dave hated bikes stationkj
"For you men wearing boxers, DO NOT suddenly sit down. Nuke_Mecca
If I give it any more, she'll blow Cap'n! Krakes
Dude, this is as painful as a Pauly Shore DVD! Krakes
Life imitates fart. Nuke_Mecca
How come I get the only bike without a seat?! zillagod
Not surprisingly, the retard finished last. Scumby
The Simpsons writers cycled through the same jokes for twenty years. Scumby
Hell's Angels would never again award a chapter to the people at Goodwill Yamato
Surprizingly, "Stationary Bikes" wasn't the most boring IMAX film ever made scarlet_ohara
The local cardiac rehab group decided to do a remake of Jackson;s ;'Killer' Shakesmear
Seeking to save his legacy, Bush unveils his new "renewable" energy policy. Yamato
- I actually think Hillary burned more energy avoiding all that sniper fire Hamartoma
A popular scene whenever Pauly Shore's dvd plays.... Drew_Atreides
All of Pauly Shore's fans race to get his new DVD. Yamato
Ralph Nader's alternatives to nuclear energy never really took off. dlew919
The Democratic super-delegates process was controversial, but it worked. dlew919
By far the strangest background available for Apple Computers scarlet_ohara
"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!" Hamartoma
Costello's great-great grandson finally gets the "Who's on first" joke Hamartoma
He quickly realized the one hour spinning class was 59 minutes too long rainman76x
When spinning, always remember your shorts and bike seat. cranked_up
The unseen alternate video for Queen's "Bicycle Race". TheWreck
Suddenly, Willie came to the realization that he could win!! Chubracabra
Where will you be when diarrhea strikes? rainman76x
"SUCKERS! This will never resurrect Freddie Mercury!" owen_dangertooth
- Creative! Scumby
Hey Cranky, is this "prize" an unwanted XMAS gift you're trying to offload? MuhammadAus
HRRRGGH-----I-----LIKE------RIDING MasterK
Wow, I could have driven a V8 JPBuckner
- Nice one Xur
Seatless in Seattle nickumoh
Most souls in Hell choose 'Seatless Bicycle' over 'Pauly Shore Movie'. Scumby
Never lube with I Can't Believe It's Not Butter. foxjedi
Looks like someone used the blue Gold Bond powder on their balls. Yeotch. foxjedi
The music switched to a Yani remix, and Paul lost years of therapy. foxjedi
Polish NASCAR nickumoh
The Aftermath: What Taco Bell doesn't want you to know scarlet_ohara
Sadly, Bob nailed every other scene in the Lance Armstrong movie audition. nickumoh
Win a Pauly Shore DVD? Is that some kind of threat? Rudy Gallant
- Not just a Pauly Shore video, a Pauly Shore video WITH Ruben Studdard gamerarocks
Starring Pauly Shore as "Richard Simmons" Rudy Gallant
He later would realize his cycling career was going nowhere. Huddleston
- Re: He later would realize his cycling career was going nowhere. Huddleston
...and he wasn't the last to feel the power of the Azaria. Huddleston
He made a "pass" at the last second for the win. Huddleston
Simon learned quickly why he should remove his keys from his back pocket. Huddleston
Wonder which guy tooted... american1952
The girl on the exercise bike american1952
A Paramount movie studio executive demonstrates where they get ideas from Hamartoma
- or..Where the idea for Spice World: The Movie came from Hamartoma
- or (last one here) Guy Ritchie thinks up another Madonna movie Hamartoma
St. Patrick's Day and spin class doesn't mix. Pants01
"It's a gym bike, but not as we know it." Cannon_Fodder
- Nice one! Xur
Chuck and Larry found a new way to make their 'relationship' seem plausible Azrael the Cat
You never know how much hiring a lawyer hurts, until you sit on a bike. Nuke_Mecca
"Oh Boy! A Pauly Shore Tape!" Nuke_Mecca
A secret glimpse inside the white supremacist group known as "Curves" scarlet_ohara
- Amusing, but isn't Curves a "women only" club? MR_MUCUS
The Stationary Bike Enemator was a failure. The_Shill
Lance Armstrong’s a great role model, but cutting out one DisappointedAgain
- ...but cutting out one of your own testicles is taking things too far. DisappointedAgain
I coulda had Preparation H! Hamartoma
Seamus had frequent flashbacks to his days as an Altar Boy Hamartoma
Altar Boy Training Hamartoma
The "Sit and Spinning" exercise craze never really caught on with men. Scumby
And so the annual Bike Race for the Retarded was underway. Scumby
"If you close your eyes, you can smell France." Scumby
Schwimmer's remake of Breaking Away takes place entirely in a NYC apartment Scumby
The "Tourettes de France" Nuke_Mecca
"Richard Gere's Hide the Gerbil Challenge" was not going well for Simon. sonofthedummy
- as funny as my entry is, I'd rather not win a Pauly Shore DVD... sonofthedummy
"Escape from L.A." Xur
"Pegg realizes he signed onto a movie directed by David Schwimmer." Mr_Nonsense
"Training for the Special Olympics begins." Mr_Nonsense
Gym Membership - $20. New shoes - $40. Removing that guy's seat - Priceless foxjedi
Which one of these paraplegics has not had stem cell treatment? HicksRollsInGrave
- OMG, that's so frigging wrong..... Hamartoma
The lesser-known Seamus O'Malley Armstrong trains for the Tour de France. HicksRollsInGrave
Guess who thinks losing weight is hilarious. HicksRollsInGrave
"Pump faster! There's been a blackout in Manhattan!" Otm_Shank
They guy in the green shirt had enough of riding behind Rosie O'Donnell. nickumoh
"Peddle, Fatboy, Peddle!" Mr_Nonsense
Sadly, the Toyota Echo finished last. www.piranhakeeper.com
- ^Good One!^ :) die maus
"No one had the heart to tell the blind guy it was a stationary cycle." Mr_Nonsense
"Where will you be when your diarrhea comes back?" Mr_Nonsense
- And that was already done. Mr_Nonsense
Pauly Shore took first on a big wheel winning the Pauly Shore DVD. www.piranhakeeper.com
"Bring your own seat day" to spinning class wasn't well publicized. michael3b
Only the best could make the vocal cast of "The Simpsons" Drew_Atreides
Despite the occasional straight man's complaint, the dildo seat was a hit scarlet_ohara
- http://www.mrcranky.com/movies/runfatboyruncc/4.html Xur
- Re: Despite the occasional straight man's complaint, the dildo seat was a hit HicksRollsInGrave
- Bravo! foxjedi
- Not to "out" my innocence scarlet_ohara
- Just don' my duty, ma'am. Xur
Wii Tour de France JPBuckner
Just saying the name 'Pauly Shore' had an instant effect on some people JPBuckner
John found out the hard way that his bike was missing its seat JPBuckner
Mr. Green never should have had that all you can eat burrito special. Xur
No matter how hard they pedaled, they never reached the carrot. Xur
You could tell which cyclist was really working hard to win that DVD nickumoh
TRIATHHHHLLLLOOOONNNNN! nickumoh
- Why not "TRIATHALAAAAAAHHHHN!!!" Hamartoma
'Cycle' wasn't the only thing 'bi' in the gym. HicksRollsInGrave
Hank didn't fart often, but when he did, it was epic. The_Shill
When will diarrhea strike you? scarlet_ohara
Shaun of Club Med scarlet_ohara
Tour de Can't Xur
Men hated the new bike seats from Sybian. Xur
- Testing the new bike seats from Sybian. Xur
Velodrome for dummies Xur
After 6 hours, the race was still a dead heat. Xur
She was starting to think the race was rigged somehow. Xur
The importance of pole position Xur

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