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Winner: JPBuckner
"Survivor: Detroit."
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- I also like that there were a lot of 'Resevouir Dog' and 'Fiction' ones Goldfish In The Toilet
- We have two funny winners this week. John_Wayne_McBainSane
- http://www.russianroulette.com/advancedgamers dknees
- Joey might have overreacted, but no one would EVER short sheet him again. Coaster
- Russia's failure to medal in Ice Hockey led to civil war. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Natural Born Killer: I was an agent for Homeland Security Junk_Yard_Dog
- "Hey dude, do you think Paul's having a bad trip?" Wyrd_Sisters
- Geiko tries to adjust a claim in 'The Hood' <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- GODDAMMIT! This is the lst time I accept backstage passes from DOKKEN!<nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Gieco's last claims adjuster. polabareus
- The Taliban finally finds the offensive cartoonist in hiding <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- No we are just closeted queers! We aren't Taliban Warlords!!! <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- The new Pope confronts Sinead O'Connor with deadly results <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Hollywood rewrites Columbine.This time they make it to Holiday Inn <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- When Geraldo FINALLY got to the end of Al Capone's secret vaults <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- "And baby makes three!" Godzilla85
- Caption Godzilla85
- This is my late brother Daryl, and my other late brother Daryl JPBuckner
- The Sealy Sheep finally say 'ENOUGH' to Temprapiedic's crap <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- When the repressed childhood memory returned, he regretted calling a priest Goldfish In The Toilet
- The cast of 'Smallville' attacks the opening of 'Superman Returns' <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- When you watch Episode IV after I, II, and III it just seems cheesy.... Goldfish In The Toilet
- Havock strikes when the caterer refuses to provide a vegitarian lunch <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- 37D?! No this is 37C!!! Across the hall!!! npacknabar
- "Even with a gloc, shoot creek ain't no picnic." MR_MUCUS
- What??? All they gave me was a god damn taser gun! badn374
- My early top choices: scarlet_ohara
- The NRA proudly showed off their new ad campaign scarlet_ohara
- Cheney recalls his old frat house days... scarlet_ohara
- The Vampire, seeing his emminent doom, refused to go down alone scarlet_ohara
- "Bedknobs and Boomsticks." chuchu
- Tragedy as the Secret Service attempts to guard the Bush twins' dorm room scarlet_ohara
- Got Roaches? No problom! scarlet_ohara
- I just saw Granma frenching her cat... and, I'm going postal!!!!!!! f676
- Guns and Roses: The Farewell Tour Junk_Yard_Dog
- For the last frackin' time, when I say can you hear me now I expect a... Junk_Yard_Dog
- "Cleanliness: V. Good... Decor: Excellent... Defensibility: Poor" Dano
- ...and the housekeepers never ignored the "Do Not Disturb" sign again... M_H
- "O.J. finally finds the real killers and a tense gun battle ensues." MR_MUCUS
- 'DOG The Bounty Hunter' uncut <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Mr C finally tracks down the salesman that sold him the crappy Echo <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Drop the cat granny and no one gets hurt! <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- For the last effin time I SAID LET GO OF MY EGGO! <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- "George Romero's Dawn of the Bed." MR_MUCUS
- "Yet another talented-but-failed Hollywood scriptwriter goes postal..." vectorzero
- What do i have to do to get a date around here?? SBC-Jester21
- "'Law & Order: Seedy Motel Unit' was cancelled after the second episode." Mr_Nonsense
- Just another day for housekeeping at the Quality Inn.... Jynxy74
- "too...much...starch...in...the...sheets........AGAIN!!!!" Jynxy74
- Tim Roth is always walking into these situations. ben243243
- Bambi 3: Bambi fights back SBC-Jester21
- You had me at "howdy". SBC-Jester21
- Dust mites! Dust mites everywhere! Dust mites must DIE! SBC-Jester21
- Call Back-up! The one in leather is packing Wood! SBC-Jester21
- Men in the City: Season 1 SBC-Jester21
- 2 down. 3 more movie critics to go. Where's "Cranky"? SBC-Jester21
- Must channel the spirit of Brad Pitt... must channel.. SBC-Jester21
- After dodging the Firewall for 16 Blocks he was cornered at Freedomland In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- He was a little upset when he couldn't substitute the fries. In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- The Family Guy reanactment didn't turn out so well. In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Despite having 2 stiffs and more action, Weekend At Bernie's III, flops! Devo
- Despite safe sex warnings the 'Trojan Man' did not stand a chance <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- leather f-a-g-s fight for their rights on 'Brokeback Mountan' <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- "Wish we used more crotch padding here." -- Wayne Kramer, DVD commentary Scumby
- Making the bed was a bit more of a challenge for Paul then we'd anticipated Drew_Atreides
- After Beau and Luke got shot...Ennis really got pissed <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Since the aftermath of hurricane Katrina, Mardi Gras just wasn't the same Goldfish In The Toilet
- Next on FOX: When cable home remodeling shows go wrong <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- If I get one more offer from some russian hooker off Yahoo! I'll shoot!<nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Hiding behind the backseat of the mighty Toyota Echo...<nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- How Bruce Willis REALLY got out of that scene in 'Pulp Fiction' <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Everybody run! The Homecoming Queen has got a gun! <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- The Lazer Tag birthday party package had more excitement than expected <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- I'll get you yet Jerry Zucker!!!!! <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- After hearing the first banjo twang the only straight man on the Goldfish In The Toilet
- Virtua Cop 2006: The most realastic graphics EVER! <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Oh no! Someone remade 'Dawn of the Dead' with a homosexual slant!!! <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- "In Soviet Russia, you check out in hotel!" Mr_Nonsense
- "Darren McGavin and Don Knotts actually died in a drug deal gone bad." Mr_Nonsense
- 'Hokey religion and archaic weapons are no match for a good blaster' Goldfish In The Toilet
- One more dead redneck and I'll reach my quota. mwpk
- Better call Wolf, Bonnie will be home any minute. mwpk
- Another blind date off Yahoo! personals goes horribly wrong <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- This bullet-proof mattress is great. I should mount it on my humvee. MuhammadAus
- Dead wallpaper? Hey, I see dead people asshole! MuhammadAus
- Jack vehemently denies waking up the dead. MuhammadAus
- One more corpse, and I'll have a base for my mattress. MuhammadAus
- "Does this make me look too much like Brad Pitt in 'Se7en?' Be honest." bigtimslade
- Why didn't I pretend I can't believe it's not butter. This is the last time foxjedi
- Contractually bound by CBS, J.D. creates... SenecaDoane
- This is a part of "Growing up Gotti" that you don't normally get to see... Drew_Atreides
- "Though missing the concept of 'hunting', Hank did stay under the limit." Dano
- Paul Walker's co-stars feigned death rather than share the screen with him. Cannon_Fodder
- Paul Walker fights back against his critics. Cannon_Fodder
- The hotel staff began to get serious about stopping towel theft. Cannon_Fodder
- Paul was about to discover the merits of using a flimsy mattress as cover. Devo
- At Motel 666, we leave than the lights on for you. JPBuckner
- Paul was about to discover the merits of using a flimsy mattress as cover. Devo
- "Wayne, this 'Crapville' working title isn't going to sell tickets." Scumby
- You want some too? Get in here and lie down next to these other guys. Scumby
- Try as he might, Paul couldn't take away their bingo. JPBuckner
- Hey cameraman put your hands in the air! mwpk
- The roach problem at the Days Inn is quite severe. Rudy Gallant
- Dog Day Afternoon 2: The Aftermath Junk_Yard_Dog
- Circle jerk ends in tradegy. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Hollywood re-writes 'Watergate' history yet again <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Some actors were reluctant to do a 'Roseanne' reunion show <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Goddamit couldn't you bastards see the 'DO NOT DISTURB' sign? <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Jake thought Tom and Dave should REALLY get an alarm clock Korset1
- "This scene took it's toll on Paul Walkers minimal acting abilities..." sonofthedummy
- A Scene from a Roseanne episode that we can only dream about. Coaster
- Hitmen gone Wild Junk_Yard_Dog
- What do you have to do to get housecleaning to clean the room? Junk_Yard_Dog
- "Okay...yeah...we're the AMPAS voting body.... PhotoscribePrime
- Pigpen supervises his latest housekeeper. fellow_consumer
- Glock. Because real men don't need flyswatters. fellow_consumer
- Paul was dissatisfied with this massage parlor's version of "full release". Scumby
- Who's the stiff? Scumby
- With his best friends brains oozing all over the floor... Form-VII
- "Okay guys on three make a run for our Toyota Echo! Guys did hear me?" Form-VII
- "RENT 2: FIGHT THE EVICTION" MR_MUCUS
- "It's a good thing this bed is laced with adamantium or else I'd be fuck!" Form-VII
- Uncle Sam wants you!...to take one for the team. Join the Army! Form-VII
- Dick Cheney two....Texas Wildlife officials zero Form-VII
- Good assistants were hard to find. Even on the third audition, Paul was dlew919
- It seems you guys were right: ricochets ARE dangerous! dlew919
- This would be the last time the maid ignored the "Do Not Disturb" sign... Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- I told you we should have stayed at Motel 6. Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- That fateful morning, warmth and happiness gave way to violence and death. fellow_consumer
- "Cheap tanning salons take security very seriously." MR_MUCUS
- "What happens when you agree to meet MySpace people in the real world." MR_MUCUS
- What happens if you don't tip the room service in Fresno. Flash M
- When guns are outlawed, only B-movie actors will have guns. JPBuckner
- Paul wakes up on the WRONG side of the bed this morning... hotkarl
- "You guys go ahead and get some sleep, I'll hold 'em off!" Flash M
- "Jules and Vincent weren't so lucky this time." ben243243
- Scared though he was, Paul hadn't quite mastered the running part yet. ben243243
- "Paul Walker always did hate Greg Kinnear and Pierce Brosnan." ben243243
- Paul could only wonder what awaited with the continental breakfast.. Drew_Atreides
- Maybe if we lie very still... emodough
- "One of these gentlemen knew the value of 'duck and cover'..." Flash M
- John Goodman's back, and he's mad! JPBuckner
- Survivor: Detroit JPBuckner
- Look, Fido, I said go shit on YOUR lawn! JPBuckner
- Dick Cheney confronts the liberal media. JPBuckner
- Okay, I'll buy some Girl Scout Cookies, just stop shooting! JPBuckner
- Running Scared - Featuring the Beautyrest Bulletproof boxspring gamerarocks
- With two more Power Rangers down, Jack was unable to morph into SWAT mode. nickumoh
- Who farted? Bobo
- "Oh my God! They killed Kenny! You bastards!" Flash M
- My beds will protect you from gunfire, or your mattress is FREEEEEEEE! Bobo
- Brokeback Urban Cowboy: Revenge of the Jilted Lover Junk_Yard_Dog
- I don't need no stinkin' badge. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Buck Barrow's a Melanie Griffith Bobo
- "Paul Walker in 'Have Gloc Will Travel'." Mr_Nonsense
- "Pssst! You're suppossed to be dead!" ben243243
- "How Not to Take Cover: Hiding Behind a Mattress" - take three John_Wayne_McBainSane
- "Serta's new gritty urban ad campaign." Mr_Nonsense
- Do you hear me now? Junk_Yard_Dog
- The Rapture leaves Paul Walker behind. ben243243
- Paul Walker's castmates and their impromtu impression of his acting. ben243243
- The new Paul Walker film, "Things To Do To Corpses When They're Dead." ben243243
- "Tom Cruise, we know you're in there. Please release the male prostitutes chuchu
- Agents shot in vain as bullets ricocheted off the advancing “Mecha Cheney” nickumoh
- .....they're here..... ben243243
- Jesus stands outside the window weeping. ben243243
- Call an ambulance--this man has a ferret in his pants! Scumby
- Brokeback Mountain II: Cowboy in the City Scumby
- All hell broke lose when Fox realized Mr Cranky was in the studio <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- I'll stop you yet Energizer Bunny!!! <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Damn! That Toyota Echo just keeps coming! <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Mom, I'll be down in a minute, OK!? Scumby
- "You'll pay for this, you goddamn bedpost!" Senor Taco
- Alex misunderstands the directors call for a 'shoot' <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Hell no! I refuse to do a season of 'Dancing With The Stars'!!!<nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- These boots were meant for walking....<nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- How Dick Cheney covers up a gay love affair <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- I like to shoot it shoot it, i like to shoot it shoot it... In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- I'm too sexy for the law. In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Alex D. Linz fought hard, but Home Alone 4 was unstoppable. In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Agent Cody Banks fought hard, but the sequel was unstoppable. In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Lady, put the cat down! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- That's not what i meant when i said 'Howdy'! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- He knew he was screwed when the evil circus showed up in Echos In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- "A Sealy Posturepedic can stop bullets and still give you the rest of... TMundo
- When the clowns came out of the Echo, he knew he'd nee some more bullets. In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Put the Klondike down, and no one gets hurt! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- "The old kill you and use your body for a shield didn't quite work out." TMundo
- Home Alone 6. This time kevin takes no prisoner murfe03
- The indian wrestling champioships are taken very serious in Brooklyn murfe03
- E true hollywood story of Full house. Joey did bullwinkle one to many times murfe03
- Paul Walker & Cuba Gooding fight for title of "Lamest Dogsled Movie Actor" nickumoh
- Proof that even in death...you still have a boner murfe03
- "And he only came there for a mustache ride..." MR_MUCUS
- "Gregory Hines and Billy Crystal's corpses were still warm." MR_MUCUS
- No, shootouts don't arouse me. It's just morning wood. I_Hate_Movies
- "Let me go or I commit matricide!" Cannon_Fodder
- Motel 6. We've left the light on for you. Mr_Happy_Face
- Lost scene from 8 Below. The huskies fought back. nickumoh
- "Last time I come for a sleepover at Cheney's House." Cannon_Fodder
- BANG BANG BANG. Wow is this matress a serta? BANG BANG BANG... nickumoh
- "You'll never take me alive!...............apparently" Rajah
- "So this is what Rooms To Go means by no paymenys till 2007" Rajah
- Damn rat. Junk_Yard_Dog
- JYD goes on a rampage after learning the caption contests... Junk_Yard_Dog
- Dick Cheney's next hunting trip didn't go so well either dlew919
- quick guys, behind this bulletproof mattress... guys? noodles
- either one of you sits up, the bedframe gets it noodles
- Jeez this bed is comfortable must be posturepedic bed bradnordstrom
- "You can't make me do Fast and the Furious 3!" M_H
- Tom only saw one way to get out of marriage to Katie. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Will this make me 99 and 49/100% pure? Junk_Yard_Dog
- Damn Excederin headache... Junk_Yard_Dog
- Stop lying down on the job! church
- Some people will do anything for a discount fare. Junk_Yard_Dog
- They shouldn't have stolen my Klondike Bar. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Things started going terribly wrong after his Toyota Echo broke down. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Anyone else want to call me Rapaport? Junk_Yard_Dog
- Firsties Junk_Yard_Dog
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