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Rush Hour 3 Caption Contest
Winner: savvos
"Cingular: more bars in more places."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
Winner's Page
Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- After I make them bend over, then what? MuhammadAus
- I'd like to report a potential inter-racial encounter. MuhammadAus
- The cameo by grimace is the funniest part of the movie. ilbrutto
- "When I called them assholes, I really MEANT it!!!" vectorzero
- "Who ya gonna call? Carb Busters!" scarlet_ohara
- Chris never put notches on his headboard; he was a collector. nickumoh
- what's the next stage after projectile vomiting? tanstaafl
- 'You want me to spank their butts?' Mister_Hoobody
- The audience felt like they were the ones bent over after the movie. cmarquez
- Star & Joy are in custody. I need silver bullets to catch Rosie & Barbara. nickumoh
- Bill & Ted's Cross Dressing Adventure stationkj
- Crime in San Fransico is often deceiving stationkj
- "You have the right to remain silent, but deadly." nickumoh
- Officer requesting assistance, my car just got broadsided audymurphy
- When will diarrhea strike you? scarlet_ohara
- "I'm sorry Mr. Tucker, you're career's still on hold." the_demon
- The result of giving "photoshop" to a 4th grader scarlet_ohara
- Officer Bumpyknuckels preps for another cavity search nickumoh
- Melee PD nickumoh
- Security at FAO Schwartz cracks down on the soliciting of prostitutes. Huddleston
- The original ending to Pulp Fiction was far less shocking stationkj
- The fashion police finally catch up with J.Lo & P.Diddy JELLYFISH
- Chris tried staying 'in the closet', but it just wasn't working out... dlew919
- "I don't know why the Royal Shakespeare Company keeps rejecting my app" rainman76x
- Among the world's worst lawn ornaments were "running negro" and "fat asses" scarlet_ohara
- The closest Chris Tucker will get to an arresting performance rainman76x
- Cavity search? Are we talking dental hygiene or...?" Pr0cession
- Proud Parent: "That's my daughter right there! I knew she'd make it!" Pr0cession
- Insert "booty call" joke here rainman76x
- "False alarm, Jackie, they're trannies" rainman76x
- "Don't worry Mr. President your daughters are in my custody." Cannon_Fodder
- Done, Mr.Sheen. Now what? michael3b
- "Hey Piddy! I gots you those ho's for your kid's birthday party!" sonofthedummy
- "Hello? No I'm not interested in switching to a better movie. I said no!" sonofthedummy
- Poor Grimace, what has become of you? HicksRollsInGrave
- "We need SWAT, they're farting in my general direction." HicksRollsInGrave
- "Homeland Security? They're loobed and ready." roostur
- good chance i may lose my virginity today ggarno1
- "I'm a very impotent member of the police, so send me some Cialis quick!" MR_MUCUS
- Mr. Cranky presents... Three. Big. A$$holes. lionhart7
- I pulled them over because something smelled fishy. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Yeah, I busted 2 bitches each carrying about 20 pounds of crack. www.piranhakeeper.com
- The 35W Bridge traffic jam was a poor escape route for the 2 female www.piranhakeeper.com
- The offense??? DWW???? Driving while white???? www.piranhakeeper.com
- Bootie Call! des10nee
- I like big butts and I don't know why/ You other fellas can't deny dlew919
- Roman Polanski's appetite for teenagers gets him in trouble once again. Scumby
- News that LA was getting an NFL team brought shock and dismay to the LAPD Yamato
- First Hugh Grant and Devine Brown. Now Barney and an underage hooker! www.piranhakeeper.com
- I've recovered the 2 stolen lady bending over garden decorations. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Ratner, I smell your Axe on these hos, I want fresh booty not sloppy 2nds OscarTamerz
- I used to get shot by Sam Jackson, now I just work with asses like Ratner OscarTamerz
- 2 bitches in cuffs, he's in a rush but it's not gonna take him an hour OscarTamerz
- "Birth of a Nation? No, I'd rather do Bamboozled 2." Monster Zero
- "Silly bitches, that was my nightstick." Monster Zero
- Chris Tucker puts out an Amber Alert for his sack. Monster Zero
- "Training Day 2: Twice the Annoying, An Eighth of Denzel's Salary." Monster Zero
- "Police Academy 8: Ctizens on Booty Call." Monster Zero
- "Can you hear me, MOTHERFUCKA??" Monster Zero
- OK, I'm backing up...No, I haven't peeked yet." michael3b
- The back-up singers always to the fall for the Village People. michael3b
- "No one is above the law. No ifs, ands or butts." MR_MUCUS
- "Cop A. Phill would later be charged with sexual harasment." MR_MUCUS
- "Friday 4: In Thru Tha Backdoor" MR_MUCUS
- "Real Stories of the Highway Patrol: Too Hot for T.V.!" MR_MUCUS
- "It's 11 o'clock, do you know where yo' bitches at?" MR_MUCUS
- Violate Beauregard, or pork the other white meat? He couldn't decide. MR_MUCUS
- LA, where bobbing for apples during rush hour isn't out of the ordinary. nickumoh
- Coaster thought his sister's teal summer dress was a nice change of pace. Nuke_Mecca
- A hole new meaning to the phrase "Hands behind your back & spread'em." nickumoh
- "Yes, I pointed them toward mecca and bent them over. Now What?" Nuke_Mecca
- Yeah Chief, I'm gonna show'em why I'm called "Shaft" Yamato
- "They look like muslims to me...." Nuke_Mecca
- "Can you hear me now? - Wireless network provided by the New Black Panthers Nuke_Mecca
- Jackie. It's Chris. That fortune cookie you gave me was absolutely right! nickumoh
- Hello Cialis? Can I change my order to "Rush" delivery? nickumoh
- Rush Hour 4: The Thin Poo Line. Bobo
- "Hello Jackie? Time fo'a tailgate pahty" Bobo
- Rush hour on the Hershey Highway.... Bobo
- "Tush Hour 3" Mr_Nonsense
- All he ever wanted was to be Huggy Bear, now it's payback time! gamerarocks
- Thelma and Louise: the alternate ending gamerarocks
- Welcome to the wacky world of Non-Undercover Brother gamerarocks
- You got a paper handy? I want you write down my letter to Penthouse forums. Mr_Nonsense
- Two down and you're next! gamerarocks
- "All his troubles are behind him." Mr_Nonsense
- Prius vs Echo = No winners gamerarocks
- "Officer Seymour Butz is always on duty!" Mr_Nonsense
- Thanks to the fashion police, Fame-like impromptu street perfomances nickumoh
- Cingular: more bars in more places. savvos
- "You won't believe this! I just busted Paris AND LiLo!" Otm_Shank
- Further proof that Chris Tucker is indeed gay. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Officer Ben Dover had a no holes barred policy on ass-ault nickumoh
- Plastic surgery and a new career couldn't sway Sir Mix-A-Lot. nickumoh
- "The perps got back!" Otm_Shank
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