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In which Mr. C uses a pen to become a martyr in order to save hundreds of others the pain of this movie: "I'm sure it's what Jesus would have done." And then there's my all- time favorite Mr. C line: "Imagine making a movie that's so bad that people actually wonder what Richard Grieco was thinking when he agreed to be in it." Now that's BAD!
Also, there's "Tommy & Pamela Lee's Sex Video" which has those great "Donating to the Democratic Party" lines (because this is a "family website"), but as it's a dynamite, I assume it will be included anyway.
Slightly more interesting than Cranky's four bomb review of "Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace" was his three bomb review of the "Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace" trailer. He should include that one just because of its uniqueness.
Didn't lentil once suggest that Mr. Cranky put together a book of reviews (which the rest of us immediately followed with a "best of Cranky's reviews" poll)? Considering how long ago that was, it's about time, Mr. C! However, I wonder if your book will make it into the "family" section with lines like "that cocksucker Tigger" in it. (And won't the "Spice World" review look lonely on its page?)
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