04/20/06: The Continuing Saga of Ole Shep

Posted by: TMundo


"Soon Mr. Big will see you, but first we must give you a bath, you can't meet the boss looking like THAT!" remarked Al. "Bath?" said Shep. "I've never taken a bath in my life, and I still get more action than a pair of jumper cables." "Mr. Big has standards." said Al. "Racists." said Shep.

Al brought Shep into a large room with a hottub and sitting in the hottub was James Brown.

***Time Passes***

"Now we're ready to see Mr. Big, and see, you're all clean! said Al. "Unfortunately," said Shep as he limped alongside Al.

They went down a large halway and came to a door with a plaque that read: alekn ngjgd

"Oh yeah!" said Shep, "I can't read."

"That says Mr. Big." said Al.

They opened the door and inside was a desk with a chair turned facing a large window that looke dout on the city.

The chair turned around to reveal a large man with a beard and a sniper rifle.

"You!" said Shep as he raced for his deringer attached to his leg.

"That's right Shep!" it's been me,your arch enemy Rajah all along, nd since I write the story, you can't kill me or you'll die too."

"Shit!," said Shep, "he's right."


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