04/20/06: The Ghostface Killer Doll, Wu-Tang!! Wu-Tang!!

Posted by: TMundo


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This brings to light a whole new variety of ideas. Rapper action figures could be the newest craze. I mean why not, it's not like anyone watches He-Man anymore.

Method Man/Red Man Dolls - Come with actual dust for smoking. Now you can get that 'look' in your eyes too. Glass pipe sold separately.

Little Kim Doll - Comes complete with award show outfit, or lackthereof. All Kim dolls have magnets on the mouth area and all rap figures have magnets in the crotch area so that the fun can ensue.

The Sean Combs doesn't Keep it Real Doll - Puff Daddy, P. Diddy, Sean Jean. What ever name you decide to give this doll won't make a difference cause he just doesn't keep it real. Comes complete with custom tailored silk Georgio Armani Tux and Ray ban Sunglasses. Also, bonus box of David Bowie records. Bottle of Chrystal sold seperately for $150.00. Farnsworth Bently not included.

The Eminem Doll - Now you can live in a trailer park too. Says a variety of catch phrases like, "I hate you," and "I'm gonna kill you," and "I will sodomize you." Great fun for the whole family. Wife beater included, Kim Doll sold separately.

The Imfamous Mobb - (Temporarily out of Stock) These dolls were our biggest seller until the FBI caught the Mobb traficking drugs through the dolls themselves, so you can see, we're all sold out, in fact, if you know where WE can buy some of them, I'll sell you my TV.

The Eddie Humpty-Hump Humphry Doll - Comes with bottle of Henessey, bowl of oatmeal, crackers and liquorish. Burger King Bathroom not included.

The DMX Doll - If you touch this doll, it will bite you. That's right, a doll so angry you can't even pick it up. Limited supplies available, get it while you can.


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