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Scary Movie 4 Caption Contest
Winner: Mr_Nonsense
"She was the only hooker in town who'd fist a john."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
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Captions:
- A Rumsfeld aid reaches for another handful of exit strategy. Coaster
- A Key Bush Adviser shows where she got the Prescription Drug Plan from. Coaster
- Genesis' staging for 'The fountain of Salmacis' . . . fellow_consumer
- R. Kelly takes homemade porn to a new level. yvr73
- How to jump start a Toyota Echo. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- When she realized it wasn't a wishing well, she just wanted her dime back. Goldfish In The Toilet
- My Ipod!!!! My effing Ipod!!!!! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Hillary Clinton looks for her running mate. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Pixar Studios latest 'brainstorming' session. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Where Coldplay's 'Greatest Hits' album will eventually come from. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- "Lotto's 'Ginny the Number Girl' wasn't sure about the new Pick 6 format." Dano
- 'Where's Waldo?" <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- 'Indiana Jones 4: Raiders Of The Lost Fart'. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- The very next day, the first "Employees Must Wash Hands" signs were put up. nickumoh
- EXPOSED: The Shit Fairies Cranky spoke so highly of a month ago! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- If only Hollywood actors picked up dog sh!t as well.
- The infamous Turd Burglar gets sprung.
- CAPTION: " Indiana Jane in Raiders Of The Lost Sh!t "
- CAPTION: "Same sh!t, different day." MuhammadAus
- Although not a plumber, she did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. yvr73
- Searching for WMD's nickumoh
- Some people will do anything to find a legitimate tax deduction. <nt> nickumoh
- "iPotty." winsor99
- Hey, I think I just found Pauly Shore's career! tomservo
- Without funds, she had to find another way to prove it wasn't butter. In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- I'll find Ashlee Simpson's record contract and sell it on ebay. yvr73
- "WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT!" Mr_Nonsense
- MY GOD! It's true what they say about corn! Nick-The-Knife
- At this point, It's unwise to put the contact lens back in your eye scarlet_ohara
- I know Tom Cruise's career is in here somewhere...... Hamartoma
- In the latest, "Matrix," film, the computers replaced all of the phones... TMundo
- All were suprised when she pulled out the rabbit. TMundo
- And the fringe benefit for working the janitor position was... TMundo
- note to blonde drunks: your finger goes down YOUR throat. michael3b
- Scary movie: director's poop vanadio
- "Forget it. No watch is worth this" M_H
- "Trainspotting 90210" arpadleen
- Scientology new initiate Anna Faris wonders what's next in the cult's... HomeSkillet
- Delta Airlines New And Improved Business Class yvr73
- Noooo, not my Nascar seasons tickets. yvr73
- 'The Apprentice 6' Talent Pool Runs Deep yvr73
- Still, it beats being the speech writer for G.W... grraphicsgrrl
- Do you ever get that, you know, "not so fresh feeling"? grraphicsgrrl
- This time Lindsay Lohan fell through, she was too thin to be retrieved Parca_Mortem
- Giving a hand job to Rob Schneider was nasty business. Parca_Mortem
- Some cheapskates will do anything to retreive a lost quarter. Oort
- Horror sank in when she spotted the "out of order" sign on the sink. Oort
- My short list of this week's likely contenders Theodoric
- Bush's Latest Poll Numbers Are In Here Somewhere yvr73
- I heard if you reach down far enough you can shake hands with a China man. MR_MUCUS
- some people will do anything for a green card. mia_wallace
- some people will do anything for a klondike bar mia_wallace
- The Easter Bunny got a little too creative with this years egg hunt. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- The worst game of hokey-pokey ever. Xur
- Whatever it is, I think I see, becomes a Tootsie Roll to me... MR_MUCUS.
- What would you do for a Klondike Bar? MR_MUCUS.
- "The scene from Trainspotting 2 was equally gross." Form-VII
- "If you think this is dirty you should see the ice machine out front" Form-VII
- "That's the last time I'll swallow my wedding ring on a dare." Form-VII
- McDonald's new character, the Turd Burgler, did not go over well. foxjedi
- Martha wasn't worried, because she'd just saved 50% on Geico dlew919
- What would you do for a Klondike bar. nickumoh
- "What a shitty job" Gerbil Eliminator
- Yeah, its warm. Stoner420
- fear factor's turd grabbing contest Stoner420
- shit happens Stoner420
- A typical day in the life of a pro-life advocate. nickumoh
- When she couldn't pull a good performance out of her ass, she decided... Drew_Atreides
- X-Games: Extreme Easter Egg Hunting MR_MUCUS.
- Andrew Dice Clay has a hard time finding dental hygenists. MR_MUCUS.
- Help! X-Man won't let go of my hand! Mr_Happy_Face
- "Scary Movie 4: Taking the phrase "toilet humor" too literally!" sonofthedummy
- Greenpeace takes recycling one step too far. MR_MUCUS.
- "You're right! This is where Michael Bay keeps all his scripts!" BrazilRascal
- Mrs. Jack Palance cleans up crap bigger than you. JPBuckner
- Girls are made of sugar and spice and everything YEEECH!!!! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- ET 2...Gertie hides ET..... <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- The stunt that got Fear factor cancelled. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Shit happens. Junk_Yard_Dog
- The only way I ever get a hand job. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- After Katrina, the 'One Armed Bandits' in LA casinos sucked. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- The 'Sister Bond' extreme....Jessica tries to save Ashley. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- When 'Jackass' and 'The Dating Game' collide. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Doing personal soul-searching is a pain when you are full of shit. Parca_Mortem
- Toilet humor. Parca_Mortem
- How the expression "her career got sucked down the toilet" was started Parca_Mortem
- Oddly, this is were Anna Farris had to receive the pages of the screenplay. Parca_Mortem
- Jessica Simpson later realized that her wedding ring has sentimental value. nickumoh
- Potty training Rosie O'Donnel took nerves of steel. nickumoh
- Richard Grier's sister searches frantically for her missing gerbil nickumoh
- The usual clean up after Whitney Houston vacates the hotel room. CrazyEddy
- Aramark - there are alternatives fellow_consumer
- With her fist wrapped around the diet pills, the blonde haired thespian foxjedi
- Why recyclable suppositories never caught on. foxjedi
- Yet another victim of Mr. Hanky Theodoric
- She said 'are you *sure* this is how common people live?' Theodoric
- I know my career is down here somewhere... Krakes
- "She was the only hooker in town who'd fist a john." Mr_Nonsense
- "The toilet ate my homework. Honest!" John_Wayne_McBainSane
- Harriet Potter gamerarocks
- Britney tries to prove Kevin's shit don't stink by fetching a sample. Bobo
- Note to Self: Watch 'The Godfather' again for proper gun location! Bobo
- All American girl tries to retrieve America's Past Greatness Bobo
- ''Legally Blonde" meets "Trainspotting" Bobo
- I think I found Winona Ryder's career! Bobo
- An editor at National Lampoon looking for a fresh idea gamerarocks
- Hopelessly searching for Larry's reported talent gamerarocks
- Revlon's new chameleon shampoo gamerarocks
- Hollywood at it's best gamerarocks
- "My Precious!" John_Wayne_McBainSane
- "I can't find the script!" angus
- Don't know why she thought THAT would be a good place to hide. TMundo
- Why immigration reform ain't happening fellow_consumer
- Oh for God's sake, hon. Just buy a plunger. Coaster
- Sufferer of Turd Separation Anxiety Disorder. MR_MUCUS.
- Official prior caption homage thread fellow_consumer
- Actually Number 1, recycled three times. fellow_consumer
- Big Lebowski 2: Logjammin' Boogaloo fellow_consumer
- I scream, you scream, it's the soft serve machine, at your Dairy Queen. fellow_consumer
- It's bad to run out of ammo when you are exchanging fire with chimpanzees. MR_MUCUS.
- Goldie hated it when Kurt made her 'bob for logs' fellow_consumer
- How Nemo got lost www.piranhakeeper.com
- 'Oops, I did it again. Lost my baby, one more time.' fellow_consumer
- Darryl Hannah could only stay out of water so long before she needed... www.piranhakeeper.com
- "Why you don't want to get busy in a Burger King bathroom." Mr_Nonsense
- Sally Struthers she was conned to raise money for Ethiopians.... www.piranhakeeper.com
- A bulimic reconsiders. Throwing_Muses
- Redneck fondue restaurant MR_MUCUS.
- Newly released footage of Martha Stewart sprucing up her prison cell nickumoh
- The porcelin god is given another sacrifice nickumoh
- Indiana Jones took things a little far when he faked being trapped in.... www.piranhakeeper.com
- Bobbing for horseapples. MR_MUCUS.
- Her trip to the bathroom obviously wasn't "Firsties". www.piranhakeeper.com
- "Mental note: Next time I work as a coke mule don't fill up on prune juice. nickumoh
- The new 'Price Is Right' games were really disgusting. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- "Good news! I just saved a bundle on my car insurance!" TheWreck
- Uma Thurman finds out what really killed Bill: Not enough fiber. nickumoh
- "Cold Case" detective searches for evidence in Duke frathouse bathroom. nickumoh
- Close Encounters Of The Turd Kind <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- the 46th unsuccessful take of Jeff Daniels toilet scene for Dumb and Dumber www.piranhakeeper.com
- Hold on! There is another Star Wars script in here somewhere! Goldfish In The Toilet
- Hold on! There is another Quentin Tarantino script in here somewhere! Goldfish In The Toilet
- Jill was starting to get annoyed having to reprepare the set for.... www.piranhakeeper.com
- DAMMIT! These 'Magic The Gathering' rules have gotten complicated! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Another disillusioned Scientologist tries to get their wallet back. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Another unsatisfied Atkin's dieter searching for empty carbs. nickumoh
- Maria Full of Grace: Director's Cut nickumoh
- How people really end up on the 'Jerry Springer Show'. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- AOL gets another subscriber. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Reality TV contestants really will do anything for a few dollars. Cannon_Fodder
- Scientology Baptisms. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- The truth about easy Tijuana divorces. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Agent Scully finds out the hard way that 'the truth is out there'. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Mexican Roto-Rooter nickumoh
- The new career as a plumber just wasn't working. Cannon_Fodder
- Ms. Holmes, I think I found your baby! nickumoh
- Taco Bell's bathroom line was getting hostile waiting for their turns. www.piranhakeeper.com
- When crackheads play 'Where's Waldo?'. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Shaq's maids hated cleaning his bathroom... nickumoh
- Cleaning Sharon Stone's toilet was easy, it was her baday that was torture! nickumoh
- Noone was sure how Sally could have guessed wrong on her.... www.piranhakeeper.com
- 'I saw you take that shit! You better put it back!' fellow_consumer
- Due to religous reasons, Tom Cruise's maids are forbidden to wear gloves nickumoh
- Troma remakes Finding Nemo. www.piranhakeeper.com
- "I know there is a Goldfish down here somewhere!" nickumoh
- Fay Wray is discovered to still be alive after eaten by King Kong.... www.piranhakeeper.com
- Yet another Scientologist seeks the truth. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Dammit! This was not what I meant when I said I'd do a rim job! <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Courtney Love never could learn to hide her Heroin fix in the tank. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- NEMO! Neeeeeeemmmmoooo! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Attempting to recover the wedding ring that fell in the toilet.... www.piranhakeeper.com
- Since she wasted all her Clorox on her hair, the bathroom went all to Hell. Goldfish In The Toilet
- Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector - Director's Cut. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Rob Zombie's 'The Devil's Bowels Rejects'~more disgusting than ever! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- She couldn't accept wasting perfectly good corn. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Some jobs are just plain shitty. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Amazingly, this was the cleanest Texas 'rest stop' she could find. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Clam digging. Junk_Yard_Dog
- California Rest Stop: Our restrooms are always clean and fresh. Junk_Yard_Dog
- It would probably have been more practical to start cleaning the.... www.piranhakeeper.com
- Where JK Rowling really gets her 'Harry Potty' ideas. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- This bathroom is what you get for pissing off 'Mr Clean'. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Though she could buy another diaphram, this one had sentimental value. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Reese Witherspoon was quite upset when the tabloids exposed her bulimia. www.piranhakeeper.com
- With no windows in the bathroom, it was a last resort to 'Dine n' Dash'. Goldfish In The Toilet
- She was so desperate for a man that even the Tidy Bowl Man would do. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Another diet fails as Sally Struthers goes for her stash of Twinkies. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Suddenly, she changed her mind about the clotheshanger abortion. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Another loyal fan tries to find me. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- How not to handle a drug bust. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Looking for love in all the wrong places. JPBuckner
- She was feeling a little shitty. www.piranhakeeper.com
- How the script was discovered. JPBuckner
- Despite the midwife's valiant efforts, the film was still a stillborn turd. MR_MUCUS.
- Scarier than the approaching monster, was the fact that her car keys... TMundo
- But she still couldn't salvage her career. TMundo
- Sick as she was, she emmediately gave place when she saw Courtney Love... TMundo
- "CSI: East St. Louis" Mr_Nonsense
- For some reason, "Scary Movie" tries to spoof "Trainspotting". ModernRonin
- Must... rescue... career! Xur
- Robert Hayes had the same job, post-Airplane II. Drew_Atreides
- I know Ewan Macgregor is down here somewhere... Drew_Atreides
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