This flick is awful!
It literally rapes the Terminator while adding some very cool CGI animation. Granted, to see the reptillian form of the "Screamer" is way cool but, since is a Canadian-to-video project, it is all a circle when you think about it.
We had Alien. They didn't.
We had Mad Max. They didn't.
We had The Terminator. They didn't.
We had RoboCop. They didn't.
We hasd the X-Files! Hold the fucking phone!
We has that ABC nukefest known as, "The Day We Needed To Rehire Robards, Gutenberg and a LOT More Extras As Extras Just To Interhect The Nuclear War Aftermath And Make It Seem Human!"
We NEED to waste some space to help their paychecks and ours! Oh yeah, and Trimuph Films is gonna be our bitch!
Isn't that sad?
Isn't that degrading?
To me, I'm like "I don't give a fuck," while I do.
Screamers is a bad movie with piss-poor effects but whgere else can you find satirical glee in finding that cigarettes may SAVE mankind?
Smoke 'um up...or the radiation will kill you!
I dig irony! I really do!
It's shit like this which makes my own "Fuck Tobacco" campaign ring hollow. Hillary, you're right! Murdoch is a fucking murderous, Repoiblincan, lying whore!
Aside from the shitty dialog, Screamers is a fucking waste of time. I'll just do up an audio version only to spare the irony from the sheep.
--SG2H
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