You'll never get married.
Anytime I tell a female friend that I grew up on a farm with lots of horses, she always sounds so jealous. I didn't think anything of it. In fact, I don't like horses [haven't ridden since I was a kid] and I don't like farms and I got away from it all as fast as I could and have so rarely been back that it's not even funny. And I did indeed have my own riding pony as a child, but he was mostly ignored.
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